Museum :: FrankNBeans

FrankNBeans

Rank	Item	Quantity
#262	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#624	A. W. O. L. commendation	6
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#214	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#48	Angelhair Culottes	14
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#217	Asleep in the Cemetery	7
#83	Atomic Comic	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#74	BGE merchandise order form	51
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#87	BRAINS shorts	15
#244	BURT	118
#54	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	13
#1076	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#142	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	19
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#49	Blood Light	60
#134	Bone's Farm "wine"	13
#1368	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#416	Boss Bat bling	8
#694	Boss Bat britches	21
#404	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	9
#39	Brimstone Beret	1
#63	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#100	Brimstone Boxers	1
#23	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#31	Brimstone Brooch	1
#39	Brimstone Bunker	1
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#403	CRIMBCO mug	32
#217	CRIMBCO wine	35
#162	CRIMBCOIDS mints	13
#135	CRIMBCOLOAF	16
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#141	Claw of the Infernal Seal	7
#456	Codpiece of the Goblin King	17
#72	Colander of Em-er'il	16
#224	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	11
#14	Crimbo ukulele	5
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#61	Crimboween memo	108
#195	Crown of the Goblin King	105
#96	DNOTC Box	4
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#139	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	39
#53	Disco 'Fro Pick	21
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#563	Dolphin King's crown	8
#360	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	10
#167	Drowsy Sword	107
#168	Ecto-Cooler	7
#76	El Sombrero De Lopez	20
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#139	Elder Turtle Shell	12
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#115	Frosty's frosty mug	16
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#100	Galapagosian Cuisses	9
#101	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	9
#265	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	9
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#68	Go-Wassail	316
#765	Goodfella contract	7
#97	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	9
#81	Green Clover of Justice	19
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#97	Hodgman's blanket	13
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#214	Iron Beta of Industry	46
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#140	Krakrox's Loincloth	7
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#66	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	17
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#68	Lederhosen of the Night	17
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#223	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	106
#5	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1,285
#159	Maxing, Relaxing	6
#34	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	51
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#135	Miniborg beeper	4
#123	Miniborg hiveminder	4
#138	Miniborg laser	4
#157	Miniborg stomper	4
#146	Miniborg strangler	4
#319	Misty Cloak	2
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#155	Mr. Joe's bangles	10
#39	NPZR chemistry set	198
#98	Newman's Own Trousers	9
#766	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	5
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#92	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#352	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#26	Oscus's flypaper pants	2
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#566	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	12
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#11	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	22
#5	Radio Free Baseball Cap	1
#5	Radio Free Foil	1
🥉	Radio Free Pants	1
#10	Radio KoL Antenna Ball	1
#8	Radio KoL Bottle Opener	1
#5	Radio KoL Maracas	1
#88	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#128	Red Pill	3
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#391	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#151	Scalp of Gorgolok	13
#680	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#208	Silver Bullet beer	12
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#39	Staff of the Greasefire	2
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#138	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	17
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#76	The Art of Slapfighting	13
#66	The Cooler Out of Space	41
#70	The Joy of Wassailing	26
#249	The Mariachi's guitar case	7
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#170	Thwaitgold bee statuette	9
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#702	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	7
#76	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	6
#1396	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	6
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#125	Tiki lighter	3
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#401	Typical Tavern swill	9
#183	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	7
#72	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	212
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#363	Uncle Romulus	3
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
🥈	Voluminous Radio Hat	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Pants	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Sneakers	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#510	Yakisoba's hat	3
#365	Yellow Moon of Compassion	9
#377	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#439	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#104	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#158	adorable seal larva	12
🥇	all-year sucker	1
🥈	ammonite candy mold	97
#105	ammonite fossil	61
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#458	antique record album	5
#216	around the world	10
#597	asparagus knife	7
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#85	bacon bath ball	11
#1715	baconstone	3
#332	badass belt	121
#625	ball	10
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#435	banana peel	5
#12	banana supersucker	149
#574	banana-frosted king cake	4
#71	bananagate	87
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#138	bath ball gift set	31
#362	battered Crimbo Crate	32
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#74	beholed bedsheet	9
#333	bejeweled cufflinks	13
🥉	belemnite candy mold	85
#92	belemnite fossil	62
#44	bewitching boots	1
#475	big rock	1
#51	bindle of joy	2
#59	bindlestocking	27
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#177	bit of clingfilm	22
#38	bite-me-red lipstick	300
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#39	black pudding	176
#102	blank fudge mold	6
#193	blind-packed capsule toy	65
#158	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	35
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#9	bobble-hip hula elf doll	6
#36	bone and arrows	1
#112	bone aperitif	5
#745	bone chips	8
#52	bone crusher	1
#105	bone meal	5
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#58	boning knife	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#57	bottle of bubbles	239
#2560	bottle of goofballs	7
#29	bottle of peppermint schnapps	9
#141	bow staff	1
#149	bowlegged pants	1
#133	bowler	1
#684	box of sunshine	453
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#2708	brick	1
#168	brine	99
#17	bubble-wrap simulator	100
#21	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#220	buckyball	25
#25	bunch of bananas	249
#60	burnt flower	451
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#485	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
🥇	can of franks 'n' beans	696
#1216	candy cane	27
#124	candy kneecapping stick	14
#99	candy knuckles	17
#3108	candy stake	2
#1088	canteen of wine	13
#234	cement sandals	4
#88	charged magnet	1
#172	cheap elven gloves	23
#997	cheap toaster	2
#38	chintzy accordion pin	20
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#162	chintzy turtle brooch	6
#106	chocolate bath ball	9
#44	chocolate cigar	29
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#29	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	71
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	9
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#1641	clown hammer	2
#311	comfy coffin	4
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#111	corncob pipe	13
#122	corrupted data	202
#113	crotchety pants	1
#104	crown-shaped beanie	3
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#172	crystallized memory	2
#173	cup of infinite pencils	9
#227	cursed black pearl onion	7
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#305	cursed bottle of rum	4
#35	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#197	cursed piece of thirteen	5
#54	cursed scrunchie	22
#293	cursed sea biscuit	4
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#55	cyborg stompin' boot	15
#49	das boot	3
#22	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	2
#44	dead guy's watch	348
#135	deadly lampshade	7
#92	deck of tropical cards	4
#1521	delicious salad	4
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#127	dill	246
#1607	dollhive	1
#90	drum of pomade	15
#228	drywall axe	61
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#860	duct tape	27
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#75	duct tape sword	2
#581	dusty Crimbo crate	19
#1069	dwarf bread	2
#273	dwarvish magazine	4
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#1485	easter egg balloon	16
#2058	eggnog	3
#20	electrical thingamabob	930
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#313	elven limbos gingerbread	42
#62	elven cellocello	106
#689	elven moonshine	13
#150	elven socks	25
#77	elven suicide capsule	97
#761	enchanted leopard-print barbell	9
#1180	encoder ring	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
🥇	expired can of franks 'n' beans	90
#1643	explosion-flavored chewing gum	2
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#55	extremely skinny jeans	15
#401	facsimile dictionary	27
#79	fairy-worn boots	1
#1262	fake fake vomit	12
#14	fancy black tie	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#161	fancy canapés	3
#968	fancy chocolate	3
#143	fancy chocolate car	21
#650	fancy dress ball	18
#342	fancy opera glasses	12
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#2393	felt	1
#249	festive holiday hat	17
#686	festive sausage	2
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#1645	filthy lucre	5
#1764	fire	1
#191	flamin' bindle	4
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#6	floaty rock helmet	1
#6	floaty rock necklace	1
#6	floaty rock pants	1
#121	foreign box	1
#172	fossilized demon skull	3
#197	fossilized limb	55
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#151	fossilized spike	31
#467	fossilized spine	2
#228	fossilized torso	27
#696	fossilized wing	1
#175	frayed rope belt	8
#158	freezin' bindle	4
#330	friendly cheez blob	7
#285	frigid air mattress	3
#83	frigid fudgepuck	53
#3426	fruitcake	1
#380	fudge bunny	1
#310	fudge lily	17
#197	fudgecule	12,997
#196	funhouse mirror	4
#293	fuzzy busby	10
#661	fuzzy dice	8
#492	fuzzy montera	2
#364	garish pinky ring	12
#323	gearbox necklace	3
#322	ghost cucumber	134
#199	ghost trap	7
#148	ghostly body paint	35
#64	ghuol guolash	226
#337	giant designer sunglasses	13
#114	giant discarded bottlecap	42
#347	giant discarded plastic fork	29
#91	giant discarded torn-up glove	42
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#130	giant pinky ring	109
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#56	gift-a-pult	6
#2477	gingerbread bugbear	4
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#214	gingerbread house	3
#146	gingerbread mutant bugbear	20
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#111	golden ring	159
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#899	gray bow tie	5
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#369	green gummi ingot	86
#755	grue egg	35
#466	grue egg omelette	4
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#103	gummi salamander	3
#115	gummi snake	4
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#168	gyroscope	17
#1284	hamethyst	5
#415	handful of confetti	94
#19	handful of honey	298
#127	handful of numbers	3
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#67	hardened slime belt	2
#32	hardened slime hat	5
#43	hardened slime pants	4
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#136	heart of the volcano	48
#357	herb brownies	68
#77	herringcello	92
#28	hideous egg	49
#71	hobo fortress blueprints	2
#27	hobo stogie	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#73	immense cyborg hand	23
#312	imp unity ring	4
#196	incense bath ball	5
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#45	intriguing puzzle box	7
#421	invisible bag	2
#170	irradiated candy cane	20
#82	ivory cue ball	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#131	jar of swamp gas	594
#292	jawbruiser	8
#1661	jazz soap	2
#82	jerky coins	282
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#1882	joybuzzer	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#80	killing feather	187
#272	kite	28
#766	knuckle sandwich	22
#51	kumquartz	106
#14	kumquat supersucker	186
#150	laser-broiled pear	48
#134	leather bookmark	2
🥉	left-handed melodica	1
#35	leftover Crimbo rations	5
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#44	lewd playing card	42
#144	licorice garrote	12
#19	licorice root	368
#9	lime supersucker	192
#62	live wire	10
#553	lollipop stick	41
#280	longhaired hippy wig	2
#88	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	2
#132	lucky bottlecap	12
#52	lucky rabbit's foot	78
#119	macaroni duck	13
#266	magic lamp	2
#1892	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#53	misfit dolly	2
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#36	molten medallion	1
#64	monomolecular yo-yo	801
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#729	mood ring	1
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#109	motivational poster	30
#24	mulled cider	82
#992	mummy costume	1
#37	musty moccasins	1
#20	mylar scout drone	155
#142	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	2
#240	mysterious silver lapel pin	6
#54	nanite-infested candy cane	317
#261	nanite-infested eggnog	17
#263	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	16
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#51	necrotizing body spray	116
#79	night-vision goggles	12
#63	obnoxious riddle	5
#76	obsidian dagger	105
#31	old patched suit-pants	1
#153	old school calculator watch	6
#746	old sweatpants	79
#185	oozenog	15
#435	orange peel hat	1
#70	oversized fish scaler	33
#48	pack of pogs	343
#866	pail	9
#52	pair of bolt cutters	26
#148	panhandle panhandling hat	11
#432	pants of the Slug Lord	9
#672	paperclip	35
#102	paperclip cape	1
#98	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#90	paperclip turban	1
#100	paperclip-on tie	1
#142	parasitic claw	2
#227	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#66	passable elf mask	35
#58	pat-a-cake pendant	23
#687	patent leather shoes	8
#6	pear supersucker	183
#63	pearidot	91
#73	penguin focaccia bread	98
#894	penguin thesaurus	6
#2716	pet rock	1
#1651	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
#942	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	24
#47	petrified wood	249
#180	phish stick	6
#118	pig-iron bracers	2
#42	pig-iron helm	4
#38	pig-iron shinguards	4
#102	pipe wrench	1
#132	pirate fledges	1
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#213	plexiglass pants	1
#328	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#288	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#131	pocketwatch on a chain	14
#133	poison pen	9
#67	polyalloy shield	23
#292	pork elf goodies sack	25
#336	portable photocopier	20
#212	possessed top	26
#525	potato sprout	4
#43	pottery club	1
#51	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#24	pottery yo-yo	2
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#106	press-on ribs	68
#164	pretty flower	2,151
#46	pulsing flesh	45
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#727	purple glowstick	1
#512	quantum taco	15
#603	radio button candy	1
#1536	razor-tipped yo-yo	3
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#32	rigid carapace	66
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#478	robotronic egg	56
#749	[2108]rock	5
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#1959	rubber emo roe	1
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#184	sandwich of the gods	16
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#182	sawblade shield	19
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🥉	sealskin drum	1
#77	set of jacks	2
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#411	shiny hood ornament	1
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#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
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#49	sleeping stocking	28
#11	slime-covered club	2
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#4	slime-covered speargun	3
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#241	smoked potsherd	2
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#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#263	solid gold bowling ball	72
#85	sorority brain	19
#270	space jam	1
#286	spaghetti with Skullheads	2
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
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#326	spectre scepter	93
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#2624	spooky eggnog	2
#747	spooky eyeliner	4
#580	spooky lipstick	5
#140	spooky rattling cigar box	1
#112	spooky sap	99
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
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#246	stainless steel scarf	12
#290	stainless steel shillelagh	12
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#308	stainless steel suspenders	12
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#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
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#939	strange shiny disc	1
#10	strawberry supersucker	121
#113	strawberyl	58
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#224	string of Crimbo lights	3
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#654	stuffed doppelshifter	19
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#532	sturdy Crimbo crate	26
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#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
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#134	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
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#343	teddy borg	31
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#226	thermos of brew	2
#64	throwing bone	15
#101	throwing wrench	22
🥇	time sleigh	1
#161	tin cup of mulligan stew	7
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#957	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#601	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#949	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#227	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	3
#54	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	111
#221	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	20
#39	tiny plastic Axe Wound	134
#38	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	74
#140	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	16
#158	tiny plastic Beebee King	14
#49	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	55
#88	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	4
#69	tiny plastic Big Candy	4
#46	tiny plastic Black Knight	107
#41	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	65
#43	tiny plastic Boss Bat	72
#179	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	6
#109	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	4
#112	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	32
#116	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	113
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#187	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	12
#207	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	3
#1221	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	8
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#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#178	tiny plastic Crimbomination	3
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#213	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	3
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#115	tiny plastic Father McGruber	29
#38	tiny plastic Felonia	82
#79	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	4
#55	tiny plastic G Imp	88
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#48	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	101
#46	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	116
#175	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	23
#41	tiny plastic Hellion	122
#38	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	125
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#44	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	74
#48	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	105
#44	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	117
#48	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	106
#51	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	99
#67	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	12
#28	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#192	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	5
#109	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	4
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#158	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	25
#48	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	108
#45	tiny plastic Protagonist	116
#144	tiny plastic Queen Bee	15
#168	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	6
#159	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	24
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#48	tiny plastic Spam Witch	104
#42	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	121
#52	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	60
#46	tiny plastic The Man	62
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#54	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	115
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#116	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	17
#52	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	104
#64	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	5
#150	tiny plastic accordion thief	21
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#52	tiny plastic angry bugbear	116
#142	tiny plastic angry goat	98
#174	tiny plastic angry space marine	24
#43	tiny plastic anime smiley	102
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#195	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	34
#44	tiny plastic astronomer	124
#169	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	84
#156	tiny plastic barrrnacle	92
#198	tiny plastic batbugbear	20
#51	tiny plastic beanbat	102
#169	tiny plastic bee swarm	25
#139	tiny plastic beebee gunners	28
#152	tiny plastic beebee queue	25
#110	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	24
#115	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	31
#133	tiny plastic blazing bat	28
#137	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	98
#40	tiny plastic blooper	100
#45	tiny plastic brainsweeper	119
#48	tiny plastic briefcase bat	113
#103	tiny plastic bugaboo	35
#123	tiny plastic buzzerker	30
#157	tiny plastic cavebugbear	25
#169	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	5
#128	tiny plastic cocoabo	105
#180	tiny plastic coffee pixie	73
#102	tiny plastic colollilossus	3
#62	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	58
#47	tiny plastic cubist bull	108
#43	tiny plastic demoninja	129
#120	tiny plastic disco bandit	27
#53	tiny plastic drunk goat	98
#190	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	5
#114	tiny plastic fax machine	4
#38	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	111
#55	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	105
#147	tiny plastic fire servant	15
#203	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	31
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#46	tiny plastic fruit golem	128
#146	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	92
#112	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	111
#118	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	115
#44	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	125
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#61	tiny plastic goth giant	99
#142	tiny plastic grue	92
#44	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	117
#93	tiny plastic hermit	29
#108	tiny plastic hobo elf	4
#160	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	90
#95	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	37
#152	tiny plastic killer bee	92
#54	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	109
#131	tiny plastic leprechaun	100
#134	tiny plastic levitating potato	99
#41	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	102
#163	tiny plastic moneybee	25
#170	tiny plastic mosquito	77
#151	tiny plastic mumblebee	26
#203	tiny plastic mutant elf	5
#48	tiny plastic ninja snowman	117
#104	tiny plastic pastamancer	30
#164	tiny plastic peacannon	13
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#153	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	93
#125	tiny plastic sauceror	24
#45	tiny plastic scary clown	120
#84	tiny plastic seal clubber	33
#45	tiny plastic senile lihc	119
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#54	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	103
#141	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	15
#45	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	119
#124	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	107
#48	tiny plastic spooky vampire	110
#125	tiny plastic stab bat	106
#165	tiny plastic star starfish	77
#201	tiny plastic stocking mimic	3
#171	tiny plastic strand of DNA	5
#1654	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
#54	tiny plastic taco cat	108
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#115	tiny plastic the Free Man	17
#40	tiny plastic topiary golem	115
#58	tiny plastic trollipop	5
#107	tiny plastic turtle tamer	30
#45	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	132
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#30	tiny plastic warwelf	133
#54	tiny plastic whitesnake	102
#39	tiny plastic zmobie	102
#266	toe jam	1
#25	tomato daiquiri	75
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1404	tooth	1
#1592	toothsome rock	4
#186	top	22
#44	tourmalime	112
#425	towel	23
🥉	toy crazy train	1,210
#334	toy deathbot	3
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#335	toy maglev monorail	4
#1282	toy mercenary	3
#1342	toy ray gun	4
#517	toy soldier	3
#1439	toy space helmet	3
#892	toy train	2
#269	traffic jam	1
#1328	tree-eating kite	14
#170	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	7
🥉	trilobite candy mold	88
#103	trilobite fossil	56
#131	tropical paperweight	3
#442	tube sock	1
#35	twitching claw	60
#66	unearthed potsherd	61
#258	unstable DNA	200
#69	unstable laser battery	194
#186	untamable turtle	10
#664	unusual disco ball	4
🥈	vampire duck-on-a-string	9,541
#692	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	12
#90	vibrating cyborg knife	29
#172	vinegar	201
#164	vitachoconutriment capsule	28
#255	volcanic ash	19
#114	wad of slimy rags	9
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#1538	wheel	1
#101	whisker pencil	85
#82	white Canadian	54
#34	white chocolate and tomato pizza	120
#1609	whoopie cushion	4
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#68	wind-up meatcar	175
#94	witch hat	8
#19	wok lobster	10
#554	worn tophat	1
#467	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#163	wrench bracelet	22
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#345	yellow gummi ingot	94
#1344	yellow snowcone	11
#2204	yo	1
#1885	yo-yo	3

Wow, that's 57,227 items total!

what items are this player missing?