Museum :: Stony Porker

Stony Porker

Rank	Item	Quantity
#161	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	12
#1118	1-ball	2
#1426	2-ball	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#62	4-dimensional guitar	54
#774	5-ball	4
#1072	6-ball	2
#799	7-ball	4
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#171	Asleep in the Cemetery	8
#576	BGE shotglass	12
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#67	BRAINS shorts	20
#1173	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#33	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	74
#32	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	1
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#299	Better Than Cuddling Cake	8
#389	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#93	Black Body™ spray	6
#43	Blizzards I Have Died In	10
#25	Blood Light	139
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#27	Bone's Farm "wine"	44
#1519	Bonerdagon necklace	4
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1264	CRIMBCO mug	5
#929	CRIMBCO wine	7
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#56	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#24	Chorale of Companionship	3
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#230	Corpse Island iced tea	23
#26	Crimbo dinner	45
#105	Crimbo food scraps	53
#685	Crimbo fudge	13
#664	Crimbo peppermint bark	13
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#228	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#30	Crimbosmopolitan	47
#154	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	9
#163	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	22
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	3
#117	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	90
#34	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1,935
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#2099	Crown of the Goblin King	8
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1416	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#1041	Drowsy Sword	13
#207	Dust bunny	1
#101	Eau de Guaneau	6
#42	Ecto-Cooler	24
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#165	Elf Army machine parts	1
#273	Elf Guard MPC	36
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#19	Elf Guard insignia (private)	9
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#65	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	21
#73	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	22
#82	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	23
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#31	Frosty's carrot	3
#56	Frosty's frosty mug	33
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#221	Green Clover of Justice	9
#84	Hodgman's blanket	14
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#265	Jack-in-the-box	23
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
#59	Knob Goblin lunchbox	42
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#123	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	512
#61	Let Me Be!	13
#1658	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	12
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#24	Maxing, Relaxing	17
#413	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	9
#212	Misty Robe	7
#175	Mr. Joe's bangles	9
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#32	Ol' Scratch's manacles	2
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#87	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	16
#25	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	3
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#164	Order of the Silver Wossname	4
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#105	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#31	Prelude of Precision	3
#34	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	1
#31	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	1
#126	Red Roger's reliquary	1
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#7	Science Notebook	2
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#38	Silver Bullet beer	47
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
#192	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#31	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	5
#34	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	5
#15	Source terminal INGRAM chip	13
#23	Source terminal SCRAM chip	8
#26	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	8
#32	Source terminal file: compress.edu	4
#29	Source terminal file: cram.ext	6
#28	Source terminal file: critical.enh	6
#39	Source terminal file: damage.enh	3
#37	Source terminal file: dram.ext	3
#35	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	4
#25	Source terminal file: gram.ext	7
#31	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	5
#35	Source terminal file: pram.ext	3
#24	Source terminal file: protect.enq	8
#25	Source terminal file: spam.ext	7
#32	Source terminal file: stats.enq	4
#29	Source terminal file: substats.enh	6
#42	Source terminal file: tram.ext	3
#32	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	5
#172	Spirit of Christmas	6
#123	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	11
#159	Spirit of Thanksgiving	7
#134	Spirit of Veteran's Day	10
#8	Staff of Frozen Lard	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#26	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#82	Summer Nights	9
#128	TI-9000 calculator	11
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#401	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	8
#11	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	4
#134	The Cooler Out of Space	22
#443	The Joy of Wassailing	7
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#1206	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#773	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	6
#1818	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#168	Trainbot linkages	1
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#143	Trainbot plating	3
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#96	Trainbot slag	62
#176	Trainbot tubing	1
#130	Travels with Jerry	7
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#48	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	75
#916	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Sneakers	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#162	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#405	Wint-O-Fresh mint	30
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#664	acoustic guitarrr	3
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#122	around the world	29
#478	asbestos sword	1
#885	asparagus knife	2
#15	automatic wine thief	2
#465	baby killer bee	21
#3122	badass belt	14
#287	bag of lard	4
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#203	balloon sword	2
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#1027	barrrnacle	10
#784	batblade	1
#807	bath ball gift set	5
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#673	beer helmet	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#475	bejeweled cufflinks	8
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#701	bindlestocking	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#73	bite-me-red lipstick	213
#120	black blade	1
#481	black candy heart	13
#93	black facepaint	5
#84	black sheepskin diploma	5
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#137	blank diary	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#842	blue plasma ball	3
#41	blue velvet cake	6
#357	bone chips	41
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#553	bottle of Blank-Out	10
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#251	bottle of sewage schnapps	26
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#37	bowl of fishysoisse	15
#214	breaded beer	3
#349	bubbly potion	33
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#86	cabooze	8
#1499	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#733	can of spinach	2
#68	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	89
#191	candied kobold	17
#60	candied yams	116
#1263	candy cane	26
#6	candy drive button	1
#85	cannonbomb	3
#39	chakra-mental wine	22
#128	cheer extractor	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#382	chocolate cigar	4
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#53	chocomotive	9
#177	cinnamon machine oil	4
#663	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#370	cloudy potion	29
#905	club necklace	8
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#60	comfy coffin	12
#170	concentrated garbage juice	5
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#864	cool whip	1
#72	corncob pipe	17
#115	cornuthaum	75
#273	corpse on the beach	18
#188	corpsedriver	25
#286	corpsetini	18
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#89	cup of infinite pencils	14
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#235	dark potion	70
#62	deadly lampshade	11
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#517	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#1153	designer handbag	1
#620	diamond necklace	11
#134	dill	240
#156	discocktail	37
#113	diving muff	1
#70	donated booze	309
#458	donated candy	4
#529	donated food	1
#119	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	38
#1254	drywall axe	5
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#20	duct tape dockers	10
#21	duct tape fedora	3
#233	duct tape sword	1
#118	duct tape wallet	24
#86	dungeoneering kit	9
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#436	effervescent potion	22
#62	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#11	elemental sugarcube	10,000
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#20	elven tambourine	1
#47	empty agua de vida bottle	2,441
#319	ennui-flavored potato chips	135
#132	extra-greasy slider	20
#36	extra-see-thru nightie	14
#212	extremely skinny jeans	4
#1087	eyepatch	1
#1640	facsimile dictionary	2
#285	fancy opera glasses	15
#1373	fat stacks of cash	1
#348	festive sausage	6
#266	figurine of a charred seal	12
#613	figurine of a cold seal	6
#294	figurine of a shadowy seal	4
#769	figurine of a sleek seal	1
#444	figurine of a slippery seal	3
#124	figurine of a stinking seal	19
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#422	fizzy potion	23
#191	flamin' bindle	4
#238	flan del mar	3
#8	food drive button	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#87	four-leaf potato sprout	8
#70	frayed rope belt	17
#92	freezin' bindle	6
#259	freightcake	3
#106	frigid air mattress	6
#502	frigid mote	1
#329	frozen banquet	6
#453	fudge lily	9
#998	fudgecule	89
#4739	fuzzy dice	1
#281	fuzzy earmuffs	8
#609	fuzzy montera	1
#162	garish pinky ring	26
#10	genie's bracers	34
#6	genie's pants	43
#12	genie's scimitar	31
#13	genie's turbane	26
#316	giant designer sunglasses	14
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#932	giant discarded plastic fork	9
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#1044	giant pinky ring	11
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#1752	gingerbread bugbear	8
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#10	gingerbread tophat	1
🥇	goo magnet	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#739	green beer	14
#1813	grue egg	13
#391	grungy bandana	1
#265	guitar pick	12
#909	gyroscope	2
#5	hacked gibson	1,337
#157	half-sized guitar	6
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#2202	handful of confetti	14
#1998	heart necklace	3
#1210	heart of the volcano	3
#156	heavy crown	2
#193	heavy metal sonata	3
#199	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	4
#83	herbal stuffing	70
#626	hideous egg	1
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#34	hobo fortress blueprints	3
#384	holiday cheese log	5
#204	hopping socks	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#135	hot watered rum	3
#177	hushed puppy	3
#341	imp unity ring	3
#63	insane tophat	1
#151	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#116	jar of fermented pickle juice	21
#138	jar of squeeze	7
#54	large box	245
#137	lawn dart	3
#162	lawnmower blade	1
#75	leather bookmark	9
#110	left bracket	1
#120	left half of a heart necklace	4
#177	left parenthesis	2
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#322	lewd playing card	8
#521	linoleum sword	1
#148	liquid shifting time weirdness	6
#24	little red book	1
#281	longhaired hippy wig	2
#31	lucky bottlecap	27
#1371	lucky rabbit's foot	3
#251	lupine sword	3
#80	machetito	2
#1348	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#47	mafia organizer badge	1
#56	magic lamp	31
#63	magic whistle	74
#238	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#144	marshmallow flambé	4
#60	metal band T-shirt	6
#429	milky potion	21
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#151	mind flayer corpse	133
#791	miner's helmet	1
#1765	monomolecular yo-yo	2
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#88	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	44
#704	motivational poster	5
#120	muffled muffuletta	4
#249	mugcake	11
#333	murky potion	36
#106	muskox-skin cap	1
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#117	neurostim pill	8
#491	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#1516	obsidian dagger	9
#757	old sweatpants	78
#52	oldcake	5
#125	orange peel hat	4
#135	out-of-tune biwa	2
#137	outlaw bandana	1
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#1315	pail	3
#64	panhandle panhandling hat	20
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#529	paperclip	71
#103	paperclip cape	1
#142	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#469	pat-a-cake pendant	2
#51	pegfinger	7
#29	pentagram bandana	91
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#248	petit 4.1	4
#144	physiostim pill	9
#118	pig-iron bracers	2
#125	pig-iron helm	2
#956	pile of candy	2
#10	pile of gold coins	3,510
#68	pixel boomerang	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#66	pixel morning star	1
#72	pixel shield	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#157	plastic guitar	17
#407	plastic ingot	3
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#225	pointy red hat	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#52	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#8	pottery yo-yo	4
#448	poultrygeist	1
#132	powdered candy sushi set	7
#100	prank Crimbo card	1
#74	pregnant mushroom	6
#70	psychic's amulet	24
#119	psychic's circlet	3
#70	psychic's crystal ball	23
#74	psychic's pslacks	17
#123	punk rock jacket	11
#613	radio button candy	1
#345	radium-flavored potato chips	137
#75	ram-battering staff	2
#1365	razor-tipped yo-yo	4
#164	red ale	5
#29	red armband	1
#98	red balloon	6
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#64	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#553	right half of a heart necklace	1
#156	ring of aggravate monster	76
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#317	ring of half-assed regeneration	10
#203	ring of increase damage	3
#17	ring of the Skeleton Lord	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#183	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#389	round green sunglasses	1
#547	round purple sunglasses	2
#159	royal jelly	108
#784	rubber WWBD? bracelet	10
#1841	rubber WWJD? bracelet	4
#3662	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#825	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	9
#4	rubber baby doll	1
#38	rubber doll head	1
#500	rusty chain necklace	4
#30	rusty piece of rebar	16
🥇	rxr shield	1
#68	s'more	1,090
#787	sawblade shield	2
#57	sawed-off blunderbuss	4
#172	seal-blubber candle	25
#125	serpentine sword	8
#82	shadowy seal eye	1
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#1393	shiny ring	12
#265	shiny tribal beads	1
#27	shipwright's hammer	17
#172	shushed potatoes	3
#27	silent F	3
#136	silent H	1
#203	silent I	1
#173	silent J	1
#113	silent L	2
#10	silent M	136
#70	silent N	1
#143	silent P	3
#65	silent T	1
#186	silent X	1
#892	silver shrimp fork	1
#28	silver table-scraper	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#105	sleazy bindle	6
#251	slimy fermented bile bladder	35
#256	slimy sweetbreads	35
#813	slow jam collection	4
#41	small box	309
#467	smoky potion	17
#108	snake shield	9
#244	snarling wolf shield	3
#803	snowboarder pants	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#488	soy cordial	1
#183	space beast fur	5
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#50	space junk	117
#789	spade necklace	9
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1684	spectre scepter	14
🥈	spirit bell	1
#311	spiritual fruitcake	1
#305	spiritual gingerbread	1
#34	spooky bindle	15
#1478	spooky hockey mask	1
#77	stained mattress	10
#17	stale Cheer-E-Os	109
#141	standards and practices guide	1
#422	star hat	2
#330	star pants	1
#309	star staff	1
#145	star stiletto	1
#420	star sword	1
#32	stealth bomber	3
#180	stinkin' bindle	4
🥇	stop shield	1
#572	strange cube	1
#2159	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	10
#1544	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	33
#1630	stuffed Meat	20
#2632	stuffed angry cow	18
#1489	stuffed baby gravy fairy	35
#1467	stuffed cocoabo	34
#1486	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	35
#1976	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	26
#2057	stuffed hand turkey	25
#2688	stuffed key	1
#1746	stuffed mind flayer	30
#1713	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#1263	stuffed scary death orb	41
#4804	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#1897	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	27
#1617	stuffed snowy owl	31
#1339	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	39
#1446	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	35
#1716	stuffed teddy butler	18
#1910	stuffed tin of caviar	14
#2534	stuffed treasure chest	2
#1404	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	37
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#71	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	42
#964	swashbuckling pants	1
#736	sweet mochi ball	6
#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#358	swirly potion	31
#225	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#40	tasty tart	39
#46	tin cup of mulligan stew	22
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#932	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#743	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	2
#953	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#14	tiny plastic "Santa Claus"	1
#3991	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#1418	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1161	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#1328	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#12	tiny plastic Colonel Brando	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#2897	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#87	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#12	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#175	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#12	tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1343	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#3908	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#13	tiny plastic St. Patrick	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#3858	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#76	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#1363	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#2798	tiny plastic blooper	2
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#38	tiny plastic dining car	1
#53	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1341	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1338	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#41	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3852	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#88	tofurkey gravy	74
#89	tofurkey leg	73
#321	tomb ratchet	1
#1065	top	4
#380	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#74	trick coin	1
#442	tube sock	1
#291	turtle pheromones	11
#40	voodoo snuff	38
#130	vorpal blade	79
#241	wad of cotton	13
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#35	warbear liquid lasers	6
#190	warbear liquid overcoat	6
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#54	warbear rejuvenation potion	3
#205	warbear robo-camouflage unit	6
#600	warbear whosit	8
#40	whale cerebrospinal fluid	22
#28	white arm towel	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#187	willyweed	1
#253	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	194
#567	witty rapier	1
#52	worksite credentials	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#588	wrench bracelet	4
#202	wumpus hair	9
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1

Wow, that's 29,130 items total!

what items are this player missing?