| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #232 | beholed bedsheet | 4 |
| #213 | bejeweled cufflinks | 20 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1525 | brick | 11 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1146 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #855 | elven socks | 4 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #500 | fancy opera glasses | 7 |
| #103 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
| #207 | floaty sand | 102 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #493 | garish pinky ring | 8 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #467 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #274 | golden ring | 80 |
| #1072 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #389 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #347 | lewd playing card | 7 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #1089 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #85 | parasitic claw | 3 |
| #40 | parasitic headgnawer | 3 |
| #43 | parasitic strangleworm | 3 |
| #31 | parasitic tentacles | 3 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #162 | radio button candy | 7 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #1104 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1545 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1842 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #935 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #558 | spade necklace | 12 |
| #999 | spectre scepter | 31 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #13 | squamous polyp | 3 |
| #1239 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 32 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #1054 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 46 |
| #1386 | stuffed Meat | 28 |
| #1195 | stuffed angry cow | 42 |
| #2019 | stuffed astral badger | 25 |
| #990 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 51 |
| #2971 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #898 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 55 |
| #862 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 57 |
| #1065 | stuffed hand turkey | 47 |
| #708 | stuffed key | 80 |
| #1152 | stuffed mind flayer | 45 |
| #1225 | stuffed mink | 34 |
| #1086 | stuffed monocle | 41 |
| #733 | stuffed scary death orb | 66 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #856 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 56 |
| #1922 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #619 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 74 |
| #950 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1214 | stuffed teddy butler | 34 |
| #1004 | stuffed tin of caviar | 46 |
| #788 | stuffed treasure chest | 66 |
| #808 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 60 |
| #124 | thermos of brew | 4 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1699 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #583 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 16 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #339 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #157 | witch hat | 5 |