| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1166 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1584 | box of sunshine | 107 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #968 | carbon nanotube frame | 9 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #315 | delicious salad | 190 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #781 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #75 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #658 | purple snowcone | 5 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #14 | radio button candy | 67 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #201 | [2108]rock | 20 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #280 | stick | 10 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #634 | stringy sinew | 14 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #60 | toast | 52,516 |
| #9 | toast with jam | 569 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #575 | twinkly wad | 90 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |