| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1168 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #6 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1581 | box of sunshine | 107 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #967 | carbon nanotube frame | 9 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #315 | delicious salad | 190 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #75 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #658 | purple snowcone | 5 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #15 | radio button candy | 67 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #199 | [2108]rock | 20 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #280 | stick | 10 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #633 | stringy sinew | 14 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6157 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #60 | toast | 52,516 |
| #9 | toast with jam | 569 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #574 | twinkly wad | 90 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |