| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #336 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 6 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #237 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 5 |
| 🥈 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 61 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #30 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #62 | Tome of Clip Art | 2 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #36 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 90 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #11 | basic meat fez | 61 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #628 | black candy heart | 6 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #24 | black cowboy hat | 6 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #125 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 11 |
| #669 | box of sunshine | 466 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #463 | carbonated water lily | 4 |
| #194 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 10 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #410 | clockwork key | 5 |
| #295 | commemorative war stein | 106 |
| #31 | cotton candy cordial | 1 |
| #383 | daisy | 6 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #442 | delicious salad | 116 |
| #739 | disassembled clover | 39 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #37 | giant stuffed bugbear | 2 |
| #2176 | golden ring | 30 |
| #20 | gray bow tie | 168 |
| #219 | green balloon | 27 |
| #472 | green candy heart | 27 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #249 | half-orchid | 9 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #69 | heart-shaped balloon | 506 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #536 | lavender candy heart | 21 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #73 | long-stemmed rose | 27 |
| #110 | lovecat tail | 8 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #527 | orange candy heart | 32 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #37 | phish stick | 24 |
| #814 | pile of candy | 4 |
| #558 | pink candy heart | 20 |
| #1726 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #246 | radio button candy | 4 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | soda water | 85,000 |
| #1976 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2532 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 19 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #2908 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #3763 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #2414 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3916 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2944 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3072 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2932 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3037 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3418 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #4035 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3643 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #2793 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2466 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #94 | super salad | 6 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #43 | the finger | 2 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #733 | toast | 1,044 |
| #181 | tropical orchid | 15 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #456 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #520 | white candy heart | 29 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #624 | yellow candy heart | 27 |
| #5 | yellow matter custard | 40 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |