| #361 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 16 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #45 | CRIMBCO scrip | 6,645 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #609 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #724 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #149 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 2 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1216 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #506 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #1012 | box of sunshine | 239 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #450 | empty agua de vida bottle | 390 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #132 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #449 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #80 | radio button candy | 14 |
| #748 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #437 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |