Museum :: Mega Ogg Boolbar

Mega Ogg Boolbar

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#88	"DRINK ME" potion	550
#55	"KICK ME" sign	23
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#59	"meat" stick	11
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#341	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	23
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#216	30669 scroll	50
#295	33398 scroll	75
#272	334 scroll	23
#65	37x37x37 puzzle cube	100
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#67	4-dimensional guitar	50
#34	4:20 bomb	11
#6	5-Alarm Saucepan	57
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#118	668 scroll	11
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#557	8-ball	37
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#21	A Light that Never Goes Out	11
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#71	ASCII fu manchu	4
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#28	Adventurer bobblehead	6
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#140	Alewife™ Ale	11
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#104	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
#62	Alice's Army Bowman	11
#67	Alice's Army Cleric	11
#62	Alice's Army Coward	11
#25	Alice's Army Dervish	11
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#98	Alice's Army Guard	11
#102	Alice's Army Halberder	11
#68	Alice's Army Hammerman	11
#62	Alice's Army Horseman	11
#59	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
#103	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	11
#32	Alice's Army Martyr	11
#104	Alice's Army Ninja	11
#107	Alice's Army Nurse	11
#99	Alice's Army Page	11
#101	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	11
#34	Alice's Army Sniper	11
#101	Alice's Army Spearsman	11
#103	Alice's Army Swordsman	11
#99	Alice's Army Wallman	11
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#146	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#485	Angry Farmer candy	175
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#85	Argarggagarg's fang	13
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#18	Artist's Whisk of Misery	11
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
🥈	Ax of L'rose	2
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#39	BACON	8,763
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#186	BRICKO brick	1,100
#6	BRICKO bulwark	70
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#83	BRICKO eye brick	1,100
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#11	BRICKO hat	11
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#20	BRICKO ooze	11
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#17	BRICKO pearl	37
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#64	BRICKO stud	8
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#11	BRICKO trunk	11
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#432	BURT	37
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#90	Bangyomaman battle juice	4
#156	Barney's rake	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#80	Batfellow comic	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#114	Beach Buck	37
#31	Beignet Milgranet	11
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#14	Bjorn's Hammer	32
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#212	Black No. 2	37
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#27	Bordeaux Marteaux	11
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#127	Boris's ring	11
#81	Boss Bat bling	37
#161	Boss Bat britches	75
#113	Boss Drops	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#21	Bright Water	11
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
🥈	Byte	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#112	CSA all-purpose soap	11
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#50	CSA cheerfulness ration	250
#110	CSA discount card	50
#230	CSA fire-starting kit	50
#107	CSA obedience grenade	50
#53	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	350
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#105	Camp Scout pup tent	50
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#134	Carpathian longsword	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#73	Charity's choker	3
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#572	Chroner	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#7	Clan Floundry	1
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#113	Clara's bell	1
#73	Claw of the Infernal Seal	11
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#44	Codpiece of the Goblin King	75
#172	Coinspiracy	1
#98	Colander of Em-er'il	14
#9	Cold Fang	1
#241	Cold Hots candy	37
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#112	Cosmic Calorie	150
#86	Cracklin' Oat Bran	5
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#376	Crimbo Credit	10
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#271	Crimbo candied pecan	50
#472	Crimbo fudge	23
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#24	Crimbo paste	23
#269	Crimbo peppermint bark	50
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#235	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	11
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#237	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	11
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#601	Crimbuck	1,650
#1744	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#347	D roll	1
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#742	Daffy Taffy	37
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#45	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	11
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#6	Dinsey's oculus	2
#6	Dinsey's pants	2
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#198	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
#8	Disco Banjo	54
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#313	Divine	1
#34	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	232
#73	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	234
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#18	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	231
#15	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	233
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#129	Dolphin King's crown	34
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#11	Dramatic™ range	157
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#721	Drowsy Sword	23
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#153	El Sombrero De Lopez	13
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#89	El Vibrato restraints	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#115	Elder Turtle Shell	13
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#260	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#66	Enchanted Flyswatter	5
#60	Enchanted Plunger	6
#326	Ent cider	25
#66	Event Horizon	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#4	Every Day is Like This Sundae	50
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#45	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#19	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	50
#102	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#77	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	210
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#57	Firewater	1
#91	Fitspiration™ poster	15
#41	Five Second Energy™	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#65	Flaskfull of Hollow	100
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#75	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#78	Frat Army FGF	100
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#24	Frigid Northern Beans	11
#214	Frogade	1
#21	Fromage Pinotage	11
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#116	Fu Manchu Wax	2
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#167	FunFunds™	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#86	GOTO	11
#106	Gaia beads	50
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#198	Game Grid ticket	11
#155	Game Grid token	11
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#73	Gearhead Goo	9
#208	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Penguin	11
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#88	Gnollish Crossdress	4
#14	Gnollish autoplunger	127
#14	Gnollish casserole dish	174
#38	Gnollish flyswatter	123
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#68	Gnollish pie tin	158
#40	Gnollish plunger	117
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#4	Goggles of Loathing	1
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#53	Golden Light	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#12	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#107	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
#17	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#117	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
#108	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#101	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
#73	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	11
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#52	Greek fire	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
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Wow, that's 145,340 items total!

what items are this player missing?