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MOTH

Rank	Item	Quantity
#143	5-hour acrimony	1
#652	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#9	Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1
#6	Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	1
#83	Afternoon Delight	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#413	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#145	Ambitious Turkey	1
#44	Amnesiac Ale	1
#26	Ancient Saucehelm	33
#27	Angelhair Culottes	18
#41	Argarggagarg's fang	21
#68	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#28	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	18
#2709	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#589	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#882	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#55	Black Hole	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#36	Bling of the New Wave	16
#568	Blood Light	1
#50	Bloody Nora	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#45	Bustle Hustler	2
#62	Buttery Knob	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#178	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#107	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#111	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#102	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#102	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#64	Candy Alexander	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#45	Centauri fish wine	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#36	Churchill	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#76	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#33	Claw of the Infernal Seal	18
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#35	Colander of Em-er'il	23
#68	Cold One	1
#11	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	107
#1848	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#79	Crazymaker	1
#1214	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#58	Disco 'Fro Pick	20
#79	Disgeist	1
#313	Divine	1
#39	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#50	Doublepunchplanter	1
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#51	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#476	Ecto-Cooler	1
#45	El Sombrero De Lopez	27
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#31	Elder Turtle Shell	26
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#65	Event Horizon	1
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#44	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#244	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#38	Feliz Navidad	1
#4	Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#57	Firewater	1
#118	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#76	Flaming Knob	1
#75	Flaming Mohobo	1
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#48	French bronilla brogurt	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#16	Galapagosian Cuisses	24
#15	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	24
#91	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#51	Gnollish sangria	1
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
#1047	Go-Wassail	1
#89	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#65	Golden Mean	1
#14	Golden Mr. Accessory	5
#235	Gordon Bennett	1
#66	Grasshopper	1
#101	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#20	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	29
#66	Great Older Fashioned	1
🥇	Great S-Cape	1
#63	Green Burlap	1
#76	Green Giant	1
#185	Green Manalishi	1
#49	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
🥇	Hat O' Nine Tails	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#20	Heimandatz's heart	36
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#45	Herring Wallbanger	1
#50	Herringtini	1
#38	Highest Bitter	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#667	Hodgman's blanket	1
#407	Hollandaise helmet	2
#75	Humanitini	1
#87	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#206	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	4
#21	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#59	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#1111	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#92	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#60	Jackhammer	1
🥇	Jeppson's Malort	1
#46	Jocko Homo's head	19
#42	Jungle Juice	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
🥇	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	1
🥇	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	1
🥇	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	1
🥉	KoL Con IV Pole	1
🥇	KoL Con Six Pack	1
🥇	KoL Con X Treasure Map	1
#31	Krakrox's Loincloth	18
🥇	LWA ring	1
#240	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#35	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	24
#36	Lederhosen of the Night	24
#23	Lemonade-235	1
#55	Locust	1
#55	Lollipop Drop	1
#38	London frog	1
#2142	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	7
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1757	Mad Train wine	1
#307	Mae West	1
#260	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#6	Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	1
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#19	Miss Graves' vermouth	1
#79	Misty Cape	29
#71	Misty Cloak	27
#107	Misty Robe	23
#60	Mohobo	1
#347	Mon Tiki	1
#65	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#56	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#102	Morto Moreto	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#76	Murderer's Punch	1
#91	Muschat	1
#49	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
🥇	N. O. Beer	1
#286	Neuromancer	1
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#38	Newark	1
#20	Newman's Own Trousers	29
#763	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	5
#78	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#1272	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#5	Otorian Battle Scar	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#38	Phil Collins	1
#31	Phlegethon	1
#148	Pink Heart of Spirit	7
#66	Plague of Locusts	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#31	Professor What T-Shirt	39
#156	Psychotic Train wine	1
#43	Punchplanter	1
#31	Quaatorade™	1
#52	R'lyeh	1
#177	Racisto Ruidoso	1
#70	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#5	Radio Free Baseball Cap	1
#5	Radio Free Foil	1
🥉	Radio Free Pants	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#73	Red Dwarf	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#233	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#117	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#110	Sacramento wine	1
#24	Safari Jack's moustache	23
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#79	Sangria de Menthe	1
#51	Sazerorc	1
#54	Sazuruk-hai	1
#41	Scalp of Gorgolok	24
#63	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#1049	Schrödinger's thermos	1
🥈	Seven Loco	1
#67	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#36	Siberian sunrise	1
#537	Silver Bullet beer	1
#43	Simepore slime	1
#62	Sizzling Sinner	1
#64	Slimebite	1
#56	Slimosa	1
#50	Slippery Knob	1
#62	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#87	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#9	Smashmoth	2
#9	Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	1
#51	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
#62	Suffering Sinner	1
#152	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#735	Supernova Champagne	1
#52	Suppurating Sinner	1
#827	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#68	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#398	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#224	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	6
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#48	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#22	The Mad Liquor	1
#50	The Mariachi's guitar case	25
#7	The Necbronomicon (used)	2
#101	The Ring	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#54	Third Base	1
#74	Thriller Ice	1
#87	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	26
#292	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	2
#562	Thwaitgold ant statuette	2
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#645	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	2
#500	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#211	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#421	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#662	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	7
#768	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	6
#519	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
#417	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	10
#206	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#329	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#261	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#255	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	3
#1034	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#660	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#671	Thwaitgold spider statuette	3
#270	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	18
#1260	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#127	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#518	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#506	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#1294	Time Juice	1
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#753	Typical Tavern swill	1
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#10	Uovo Marcio Shiraz	1
#63	VYKEA mead	1
#84	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#39	Volartta's bellbottoms	16
🥈	Voluminous Radio Hat	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Pants	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Sneakers	1
🥈	Warehouse 23 bling	1
#4	Warehouse 23 crate	1
#135	Wet Russian	1
#105	White Hyborian	1
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#34	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	2
#23	Xiblaxian space-whiskey	1
#24	Yakisoba's hat	23
#192	Ye Olde Meade	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#91	Zoodriver	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#704	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#501	accidental cider	1
#44	adorable seal larva	24
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
#194	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	9
#116	antique bottle opener	9
#205	antique painting of a landscape	4
#72	antique pair of blue jeans	10
#372	antique record album	8
#47	antique souvenir drawing	13
#20	aquamariner's ring	1
#487	around the world	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#91	asbestos thermos	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#32	bad rum and good cola	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#413	bark rootbeer	1
#101	barrel-aged martini	1
#43	basic martini	1
🥈	beard incense	1,919
#966	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#785	beertini	1
#82	beery blood	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#44	bewitching boots	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#801	bilge wine	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#589	black & tan	1
#54	black brandy	1
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#197	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#83	blood and blood	1
#57	blood-red mushroom wine	1
#1033	bloody beer	1
#20	bloody kiwitini	1
#621	bloody mary	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#4	bodyslam	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#262	booze-soaked cherry	1
#88	bottle of Amontillado	1
#104	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#148	bottle of Evermore	1
#51	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#43	bottle of Greedy Dog	2
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#48	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#63	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#214	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#50	bottle of Race Car Red	1
#53	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
#699	bottle of alcohol	1
#511	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#82	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#83	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
#1328	bottle of gin	1
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#83	bottle of norwhiskey	1
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#678	bottle of popskull	1
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#1583	bottle of rum	1
#343	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1070	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1504	bottle of whiskey	1
#156	bottle of wine	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#33	box of sunshine	14,787
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
🥇	brass bung spigot	1,082
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#43	broberry brogurt	1
#41	brocolate brogurt	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#99	bugbear detector	1
#464	bungle in the jungle	1
#47	buzzing mushroom wine	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#533	calle de miel	1
#247	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#62	can of Brütalbräu	1
#70	can of Drooling Monk	1
#69	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#214	can of fake snow	2
#76	can of the cheapest beer	1
#1750	canteen of wine	1
#62	carrot claret	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#105	cheap Chinese beer	1
#7	cherry bomb	1
#55	chocotini	1
#143	chopsticks	37
#80	citrus-infused sake	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#521	club necklace	13
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#303	commemorative war stein	97
#48	complex mushroom wine	1
🥇	confiscated comic book	6,677
🥉	control crystal	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#1821	corpse on the beach	1
#217	corpsebite	1
#1817	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#487	cranberry schnapps	1
#569	cream stout	1
#522	cruelty-free wine	1
#125	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#1825	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#124	das boot	1
#139	day-old beer	1
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#15	deck of lewd playing cards	1
🥇	delicious shimmering moth	313,477
#177	depleted uranium seal figurine	4
🥇	detour shield	1
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#74	dew yoana salacious lei	1
#792	diamond necklace	9
#41	dirt julep	1
#6	dirty martini	1
#344	discocktail	1
#983	distilled fortified wine	1
#29	double entendre	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#77	dream of a dog	1
#42	drive-by shooting	1
#265	dry martini	1
#212	dry vodka martini	1
#515	ducha de oro	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#41	duct tape sword	3
#1040	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1061	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1029	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1029	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1059	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1014	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#49	eighth plague	1
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#92	eldritch extract	1
#155	electric snakebite	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#86	elemental caipiroska	1
#2079	elven cellocello	1
#1587	elven moonshine	1
#302	elven squeeze	1
#82	emergency margarita	1
#254	especially salty dog	1
#296	executive mime flask	1
#69	expensive champagne	1
#89	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#509	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#39	extremely slippery nipple	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#880	fine wine	1
#69	firemilk	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#64	flask of port	1
#59	flat cider	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#152	foam dart	371
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#111	fountain 'soda'	1
#30	friendly cheez blob	36
#132	fruity girl swill	1
🥇	funny paper hat	1
#603	fuzzbump	1
#84	fuzzy busby	35
#119	fuzzy earmuffs	26
#81	fuzzy montera	36
#201	gamma nog	1
#162	ghost beer	1
#169	ghost of a necklace	32
#147	giant discarded bottlecap	33
#356	giant discarded plastic fork	28
#87	giant discarded torn-up glove	43
🥇	giant giant moth dust	6,876
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
🥉	giant neckbeard	3,650
#1043	giant pinky ring	11
#132	gibson	1
#274	gimlet	1
#128	gin and tonic	1
#320	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#16	ginger beer	1
#61	gingerbread wine	1
#200	glass of bourbon	1
#248	glass of herbal tequila	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#260	gold wedding ring	30
#32	great old fashioned	1
#1909	green beer	1
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#115	green eggnog	1
#546	grog	1
#6	grogtini	1
#43	gunner's daughter	1
#74	hacked gibson	1
#198	heart of the volcano	35
#45	hell in a bucket	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#1882	herringcello	1
#21	high-end ginger wine	1
#1291	hobo nickel	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#39	honey mead	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#432	horizontal tango	1
#76	hot mint schnocolate	2
#88	ice porter	1
#38	ice wine	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1603	ice-cold Willer	1
#1355	ice-cold fotie	1
#1092	ice-cold six-pack	1
#60	iced plum wine	1
#274	icy mushroom wine	1
#41	improved martini	1
🥈	indie comic hipster glasses	1
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Wow, that's 351,882 items total!

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