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wumbology

Rank	Item	Quantity
#127	"caramel" orange	16
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#18	17-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#1340	Amulet of Yendor	2
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#182	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	5
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#498	BGE merchandise order form	7
#240	BGE pocket calendar	3
#138	BGE shotglass	36
#141	BGE temporary tattoo	6
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#294	Baja sopapilla	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#135	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#29	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	36
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#90	CRIMBCO lanyard	7
#589	CRIMBCO mug	19
#321	CRIMBCO scrip	1,000
#402	CRIMBCO wine	19
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#8	Cheshire Bitten	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#144	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#183	Cloaca grenade	95
#94	Cloaca-Cola	502
#121	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	29
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#95	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	38
#121	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	6
#71	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#135	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	10
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#145	Crimbo Credit	86
#143	Crimbo Factory surprise box	20
#383	Crimbo candied pecan	30
#365	Crimbo fudge	31
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#338	Crimbo peppermint bark	36
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#221	Crimbonium fuel rod	7
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#70	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#89	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#82	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#98	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#1999	Crimbuck	40
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#27	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#347	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	18
#340	Doc's Miracle Cure	3
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#189	Dyspepsi grenade	72
#587	Dyspepsi-Cola	102
#91	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	28
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#100	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	39
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#94	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	7
#88	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#97	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#76	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#107	Elf Guard honor present	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#51	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#80	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#408	FDKOL commendation	632
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#11	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
🥇	Grimacite gaiters	1
🥉	Grimacite galoshes	1
#4	Grimacite garter	1
🥇	Grimacite gasmask	1
#5	Grimacite gat	1
🥇	Grimacite gauntlets	1
🥈	Grimacite girdle	1
🥈	Grimacite glaive	1
🥈	Grimacite go-go boots	1
🥈	Grimacite goggles	1
🥉	Grimacite gorget	1
🥇	Grimacite gown	1
🥈	Grimacite greaves	1
🥉	Grimacite guayabera	1
#86	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#82	Gummi-Gnauga	70
#10	Gygaxian Libram	1
#89	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	48
🥉	Hodgman's blanket	800
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#302	Imp Ale	666
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#110	Jamaican coffee	1
#39	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#111	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#6	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	2
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#94	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#48	Libram of Resolutions	1
#93	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#4	MayDay™ contract	5
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#34	Mer-kin cookiestove	195
#513	Microplushie: Bropane	16
#483	Microplushie: Dorkonide	6
#569	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	5
#582	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#775	Microplushie: Gothochondria	4
#514	Microplushie: Hippylase	17
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#554	Microplushie: Hobomosome	7
#289	Microplushie: Otakulone	51
#616	Microplushie: Raverdrine	7
#674	Microplushie: Sororitrate	7
#500	Mob Penguin cellular phone	38
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#5	Mr. Container	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#10	Ms. Accessory	3
#50	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
🥇	New-You Club Membership Form	10
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#26	Our Daily Candles™ order form	1
#12	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	1
#84	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide	13
#124	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	14
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	15
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	7
#135	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	10
#96	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	12
#175	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	8
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	21
#115	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	6
#75	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	13
#44	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	27
#79	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	8
#62	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	21
#84	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	18
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	19
#85	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	18
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#5	Radio Free Baseball Cap	1
#5	Radio Free Foil	1
🥉	Radio Free Pants	1
#7	Radio KoL Patch	1
#46	Rainbow's Gravity	4
#208	Red Pill	2
#88	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	16
#84	Roo trading card	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#71	Small Medium	1
#68	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#140	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#17	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	1
#171	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	27
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#448	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	25
#469	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	22
#472	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	21
#158	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	16
🥈	Talisman of Baio	8
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#87	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#53	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	2
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#66	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#53	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	2
#76	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#193	The Joy of Wassailing	16
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
#36	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#127	Tiki lighter	3
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#70	Travoltan trousers	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#148	Twelve Night Energy	1
#48	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
#150	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#932	Valentine	15
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#183	Venus flytrap	1
🥈	Voluminous Radio Hat	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Pants	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Sneakers	1
#353	Wint-O-Fresh mint	37
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#294	Workytime Tea	8
#1117	Yakisoba's hat	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#32	Yorick	1
#50	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	19
#38	anemoney clip	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#240	anniversary gift box	9
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#113	antique beer	3
#400	antique bottle opener	2
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#46	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#144	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#930	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#288	arrow'd heart balloon	2
#432	asbestos apron	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#89	aspirin	8
#82	astral badger	1
#803	astronaut pants	9
#231	atomic vector plotter	18
#29	automa-bot parts	1,303
#77	baby rigging snake	1
#183	babycakes	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#1885	bag of airline peanuts	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#506	ball	12
#819	banana-frosted king cake	2
#73	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#276	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#262	bath ball gift set	19
#1289	battered Crimbo Crate	3
#120	beavermouth	65
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#98	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#105	black and white cracker	4
#132	black lotus	1
#670	black snowcone	2
#269	black velvet box	1
#75	blank diary	2
#438	blind-packed capsule toy	3
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#41	blood flower	423
#472	blue glowstick	3
#253	blue plastic baby	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#18	blue tulip	33
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#595	bottle of Blank-Out	9
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#12	bow	16
#39	bow staff	2
#38	bowlegged pants	2
#43	bowler	2
#230	box turtle	1
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#59	bread man	6
#73	bread pie	12
#206	brine	86
#434	bronze breastplate	2
#448	brown plastic baby	1
#74	buñuelos Jaliscos	8
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#216	bunch of bananas	24
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#12	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#183	can of Binarrrca	60
#1102	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#280	can of Red Minotaur	15
#298	can of V-11	1
#113	can of fake snow	3
#101	can of mixed everything	1
#1175	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	7
#78	candied lime	1
#1439	candied yams	5
#232	candy cane	163
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#6	candy drive button	1
#21	candy harmonica	10
🥈	candy mailing list	1
#502	candy stake	12
#31	cane-mail shirt	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#33	chamoisole	2
#71	cheap plastic bottle opener	67
#156	cheer-o-gram	2
#55	cheerful Crimbo sweater	2
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#53	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#77	clear Russian	12
#35	clerical automa-core	2
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#69	cloning kit	31
#1564	clown hammer	3
#202	clownskin harness	1
#707	club necklace	10
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#4	coffee sprite	1
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#7	combat lover's locket lockbox	5
#9	comfy blanket	2
#191	computronic processing unit	20
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
🥈	corked genie bottle	8
#58	corned beet	6
#172	cranberry margarita (brackish)	2
#29	crazy bastard sword	1
#32	cryptic puzzle box	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#7	custom avatar form	1
#515	daisy	3
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#1479	defective skull	1
#99	delicious noodles	50
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#97	demon whip	1
#135	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#159	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
#9	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	3
#21	depleted Grimacite hammer	2
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#697	diamond necklace	10
#155	dill	206
#97	dog ointment	1
#1012	doll house	3
#466	donated booze	4
#435	donated candy	5
#442	donated food	4
#211	double daisy	2
#131	drive-thru burger	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#285	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#929	eggnog	16
#136	eggwater	4
#62	electric pants	7
#1025	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	2
#152	empty blowgun	16
#1181	encoder ring	1
#1383	evil teddy bear	6
#38	exclusive club	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#1774	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#56	extremely wet T-shirt	2
#1809	fake fake vomit	2
#1793	fake hand	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#301	fancy but probably evil chocolate	17
#30	fancy chocolate	49
#539	fancy dress ball	23
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#16	festive egg sac	9
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#426	fire	13
#77	fishelada	13
#235	flan del mar	3
#21	flapper floppers	1
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#94	flask of egggrog	1
#59	flat cider	1
#75	fleshy putty	21
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#76	floaty stone sphere	1
#268	floral print shirt	1
#64	flour cookie	6
#8	food drive button	1
🥉	food mailing list	1
#4	fresh can of paint	3
#196	frilly shirt	3
#16	fruit bat	1
#77	fruit-stuffed rumcake	1
#942	fruitcake	21
#129	furry green turtle	2
#33	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
#118	ghost cucumber	305
#203	ghost pickle on a stick	5
#100	ghost toga	2
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#923	gingerbread bugbear	24
#244	gingerbread horror	19
#608	gingerbread house	1
#124	gingerbread nylons	1
#92	gingerbread pirate	1
#209	gingham blouse	1
#47	glob of salty molasses	151
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#41	golden fleece	12
#320	gooified animal matter	1
#308	gooified mineral matter	1
#309	gooified vegetable matter	1
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#64	government booze shipment	1
#69	government candy shipment	1
#67	government food shipment	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1532	green beer	3
#1006	green glowstick	1
#30	green pill	2
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#5	grey gosling	5
#294	grilled mooseflank	1
#177	grinning turtle	1
#1341	grue egg	19
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#23	gumshoes	1
#150	haiku katana	1
#2399	hamethyst	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#208	handful of numbers	2
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#640	heart necklace	11
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#583	helmet turtle	60
#1741	herbal stuffing	3
#69	hermedisiac cologne	1
#4	hippo tutu	2
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#98	hot wine	1
#11	housekeeping automa-core	10
#90	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#252	hushed puppy	2
#224	hyperbolic plasma focuser	17
#38	iFlail	1
#26	iShield	1
#65	iceberglet	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#58	imported lemon lozenge	1
#253	incredibly creepy marionette	12
#71	infant sandworm	1
#39	intact anemone spike	299
#138	intriguing puzzle box	3
#89	invisible potion	1
#187	iron pasta spoon	43
#66	jar of psychoses (Jick)	1
#1112	jazz soap	14
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#1884	joybuzzer	1
#34	kelp-holly drape	1
#37	kelp-holly gun	1
#386	killer rag doll	8
#503	kite	14
#406	kneecapping stick	35
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#48	lab-grown meat	50
#721	length of string	15
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#938	lewd playing card	1
#36	liquid SONAR	3
#105	little box of fireworks	1
#779	loaded serum blowgun	5
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#433	long-stemmed rose	2
#569	lovecat tail	1
#89	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	2
#234	mad scientist's sock monkey	13
#57	mafia aria	429
#1739	magical ice cube with a fly in it	2
#227	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	9
#612	magical pony: Pearjack	1
#424	marionette	4
#53	meaty helmet turtle	2
#78	metallic A	1,000
#83	mime army camouflage kit	2
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#19	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#227	mime army rations	1
#152	mime army superserum	1
#141	mime army wine	2
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#446	mime soul fragment	5
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#120	miniature coffin	1
#23	miniature goose mask	1
#160	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	4
#41	moist Crimbo spices	299
#112	mooseflank	55
#217	motivational poster	19
#40	moveable feast	1
#178	muffled muffuletta	3
#434	mugcake	3
#15	mutant cactus bud	3
#15	mutant fire ant egg	3
#14	mutant gila monster egg	3
#16	mutant rattlesnake egg	3
#80	naughty origami kit	1
#33	navel ring of navel gazing	1
#20	ninjammies	1
#125	obnoxious riddle	3
#97	ojo de pez burrito	10
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#147	oldcake	3
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#85	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#19	tiny plastic Factory	1
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#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
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#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#2786	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#759	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	5
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#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
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#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
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#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
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#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#46	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
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#536	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	8
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#182	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	14
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#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
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#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3973	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
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#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
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#138	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	20
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#6187	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#2794	tiny plastic blooper	2
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#2766	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#758	tiny plastic bugaboo	5
#768	tiny plastic buzzerker	5
#841	tiny plastic cavebugbear	4
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
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#6129	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#6236	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
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#2753	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#350	tiny plastic disco bandit	12
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
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#867	tiny plastic fire servant	2
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#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#6179	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
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#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
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#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
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#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
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#8066	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#2824	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
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#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#741	tiny plastic moneybee	5
#4847	tiny plastic mosquito	3
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#676	tiny plastic mumblebee	6
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#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
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#112	tiny plastic pastamancer	28
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#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
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#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
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#97	tiny plastic seal clubber	30
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#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#157	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	7
#2817	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
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#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
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#423	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	22
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#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#26	tiny plastic turtle tamer	113
#2752	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
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#3849	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
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#1101	tofurkey gravy	7
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#761	toy space helmet	10
#318	toy train	7
#351	traditional Crimbo cookie	6
#84	transparent nog	4
#193	tree skirt	2
#781	tree-eating kite	35
#73	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
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#600	tropical paperweight	1
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#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
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#26	twitching space egg	1
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#191	unfinished fruitcake	2
#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#107	universal biscuit	16
#1378	unstable laser battery	38
#6	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	2
#728	urinal cake	1
#667	vampire collar	1
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#107	vinegar	303
#226	voodoo snuff	7
#586	wang	1
#210	warehouse key	2
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#114	waterlogged metal	8
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#88	waterlogged wood	4
#24	wax lips	1
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#630	white balloon	2
#25	white earbuds	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#1935	whoopie cushion	1
#2055	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#5	wrapping paper	1
#79	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
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#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#583	yellow glowstick	2
#1620	yellow snowcone	5
#431	yo	22
#341	yo-yo	95
#95	yule hatchet	5
#125	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#756	zombie pineal gland	6

Wow, that's 79,054 items total!

what items are this player missing?