wumbology

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#127"caramel" orange16
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#1817-ball1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#248A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#280A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#257A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#296A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#226A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#785ASCII shirt1
#1340Amulet of Yendor2
#241Atomic Comic2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#182BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt5
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#498BGE merchandise order form7
#240BGE pocket calendar3
#138BGE shotglass36
#141BGE temporary tattoo6
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#62BRICKO turtle1
#76Bag o' Tricks1
#294Baja sopapilla1
#634Better Than Cuddling Cake2
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#412Bjorn's Hammer1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#135Boulevardier cocktail1
#29Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air36
#583CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#481CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#1055CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#90CRIMBCO lanyard7
#589CRIMBCO mug19
#321CRIMBCO scrip1,000
#402CRIMBCO wine19
#1702CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#8Cheshire Bitten1
#24Children's Meal of the Damned1
#144Chorale of Companionship1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#183Cloaca grenade95
#94Cloaca-Cola502
#121Cloaca-Cola c-rations29
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#95Cloaca-Cola knapsack38
#121Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife6
#71Cocktails of the Age of Sail1
#135Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket10
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1481Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#42Crimbo Carol tattoo kit1
#45Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit1
#44Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit1
#145Crimbo Credit86
#143Crimbo Factory surprise box20
#383Crimbo candied pecan30
#365Crimbo fudge31
#12Crimbo hat1
#8Crimbo pants1
#338Crimbo peppermint bark36
#16Crimbo stockings1
#11Crimbo sword1
#97Crimbo ukulele2
#650Crimbo wreath1
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#221Crimbonium fuel rod7
#1681Crimboween memo4
#179Crimboysters Rockefeller1
#70Crimbuccaneer nose ring1
#89Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack1
#82Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss1
#98Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate1
#1999Crimbuck40
#287DNOTC Box1
#27Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield1
#347Dickory Farms Gift Basket18
#340Doc's Miracle Cure3
#16Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat1
🥈Dolph Bossin's charity note1
#189Dyspepsi grenade72
#587Dyspepsi-Cola102
#91Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations28
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#100Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack39
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#94Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen7
#88Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts1
#97Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion1
#76Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping1
#107Elf Guard honor present1
#87Elf Guard safety bear1
#51Elf Guard squirtgun1
#80Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo1
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#408FDKOL commendation632
🥈Fuzzby1
#34GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#11Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
🥇Grimacite gaiters1
🥉Grimacite galoshes1
#4Grimacite garter1
🥇Grimacite gasmask1
#5Grimacite gat1
🥇Grimacite gauntlets1
🥈Grimacite girdle1
🥈Grimacite glaive1
🥈Grimacite go-go boots1
🥈Grimacite goggles1
🥉Grimacite gorget1
🥇Grimacite gown1
🥈Grimacite greaves1
🥉Grimacite guayabera1
#86Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog1
#82Gummi-Gnauga70
#10Gygaxian Libram1
#89Happy Birthday, Claude! cake48
🥉Hodgman's blanket800
#134Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#110Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope1
#302Imp Ale666
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#110Jamaican coffee1
#39Junior Adventurer's kit1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#111Kiss the Knob apron1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#6LI-11 Motor Pool voucher2
#138Lars the Cyberian3
#94Libram of BRICKOs1
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#48Libram of Resolutions1
#93Lil' Snowball Factory1
#257Mace of the Tortoise2
#4MayDayâ„¢ contract5
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#115Mer-kin breastplate1
#34Mer-kin cookiestove195
#513Microplushie: Bropane16
#483Microplushie: Dorkonide6
#569Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid5
#582Microplushie: Fauxnerditide2
#775Microplushie: Gothochondria4
#514Microplushie: Hippylase17
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#554Microplushie: Hobomosome7
#289Microplushie: Otakulone51
#616Microplushie: Raverdrine7
#674Microplushie: Sororitrate7
#500Mob Penguin cellular phone38
#171Mr. Balloon1
#5Mr. Container1
#23Mr. Eh?1
#10Ms. Accessory3
#50My First Paycheck envelope1
#182Mylar balloon1
🥇New-You Club Membership Form10
#51Operation Patriot Shield1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#26Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form1
#12Platinum Yendorian Express Card1
#84Pocket Guide to Mild Evil1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide13
#124Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip14
#70Pokëmann figurine: Duck15
#93Pokëmann figurine: Frank7
#135Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump10
#96Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking12
#175Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan8
#70Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap21
#115Pokëmann figurine: Moog6
#75Pokëmann figurine: Nothing13
#44Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu27
#79Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth8
#62Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf21
#84Pokëmann figurine: Twitter18
#70Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite19
#85Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth18
#175Prelude of Precision1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#5Radio Free Baseball Cap1
#5Radio Free Foil1
🥉Radio Free Pants1
#7Radio KoL Patch1
#46Rainbow's Gravity4
#208Red Pill2
#88Retenez L'Herbe Paté16
#84Roo trading card2
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#26Satan hat1
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#71Small Medium1
#68Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#140Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#17Spelunker's Guild prize sack1
#171St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket27
#154Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#448Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro25
#469Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita22
#472Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco21
#158Tales of a Kansas Toymaker16
🥈Talisman of Baio8
#12Talisman of Bakula1
#600The Art of Slapfighting1
#683The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#87The Encyclopedia of Fruit1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#53The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 12
#80The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 21
#79The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 31
#66The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 41
#53The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 52
#76The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 61
#193The Joy of Wassailing16
#41The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 11
#38The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 21
#33The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 31
#38The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 41
#40The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 51
#36The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 61
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#127Tiki lighter3
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#70Travoltan trousers1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#148Twelve Night Energy1
#48Twitching Television Tattoo1
#150Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#701Uncle Romulus1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#47V for Vivala mask1
#932Valentine15
#273Valentine's Day cake2
#183Venus flytrap1
🥈Voluminous Radio Hat1
🥉Voluminous Radio Pants1
🥉Voluminous Radio Sneakers1
#353Wint-O-Fresh mint37
#227Woldo trading card1
#294Workytime Tea8
#1117Yakisoba's hat1
#348Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#32Yorick1
#50Yuleviathan necklace1
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#129all-purpose flower1
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#251ancient unspeakable fruitcake19
#38anemoney clip1
#53angel-food cake1
#678anniversary balloon1
#240anniversary gift box9
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#126antique Canadian lantern1
#113antique beer3
#400antique bottle opener2
#52antique nutcracker beard1
#46antique nutcracker boots1
#46antique nutcracker cape1
#36antique nutcracker drumstick1
#32antique nutcracker epaulets1
#144antique nutcracker figurine1
#47antique nutcracker hat1
#45antique nutcracker pants1
#41antique nutcracker sword1
#44antique nutcracker waistcoat1
#534antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#930antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#126archaeologing shovel1
#288arrow'd heart balloon2
#432asbestos apron1
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#89aspirin8
#82astral badger1
#803astronaut pants9
#231atomic vector plotter18
#29automa-bot parts1,303
#77baby rigging snake1
#183babycakes1
#2450baconstone1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#1885bag of airline peanuts1
#632balaclava baklava1
#506ball12
#819banana-frosted king cake2
#73barnacle-encrusted sweater1
#110barskin cloak1
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#276bat-shaped Crimboween cookie6
#262bath ball gift set19
#1289battered Crimbo Crate3
#120beavermouth65
#448beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#690beholed bedsheet1
#98bell-shaped Crimbo cookie9
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#105black and white cracker4
#132black lotus1
#670black snowcone2
#269black velvet box1
#75blank diary2
#438blind-packed capsule toy3
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#41blood flower423
#472blue glowstick3
#253blue plastic baby1
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#18blue tulip33
#125blue velvet cake1
#5booze drive button1
#980borg sock monkey1
#595bottle of Blank-Out9
#414bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#386bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#142bottlecap turtle1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#12bow16
#39bow staff2
#38bowlegged pants2
#43bowler2
#230box turtle1
#99boxed gumball machine1
#59bread man6
#73bread pie12
#206brine86
#434bronze breastplate2
#448brown plastic baby1
#74buñuelos Jaliscos8
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
#216bunch of bananas24
#714cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#12calm attention-deficit demon1
#183can of Binarrrca60
#1102can of CRIMBCOLA4
#280can of Red Minotaur15
#298can of V-111
#113can of fake snow3
#101can of mixed everything1
#1175can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce7
#78candied lime1
#1439candied yams5
#232candy cane163
#110candy cornucopia1
#6candy drive button1
#21candy harmonica10
🥈candy mailing list1
#502candy stake12
#31cane-mail shirt1
#80cardboard box turtle1
#85carnivorous potted plant1
#33chamoisole2
#71cheap plastic bottle opener67
#156cheer-o-gram2
#55cheerful Crimbo sweater2
#87cheerful antler hat1
#86cheerful pajama pants1
#53chest of "pirate gold"1
#391chintzy accordion pin1
#544chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#507chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#77clear Russian12
#35clerical automa-core2
#154clockwork trench coat1
#69cloning kit31
#1564clown hammer3
#202clownskin harness1
#707club necklace10
#176coconut bikini top1
#4coffee sprite1
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#7combat lover's locket lockbox5
#9comfy blanket2
#191computronic processing unit20
#95congratulatory cake1
🥉control crystal1
🥈corked genie bottle8
#58corned beet6
#172cranberry margarita (brackish)2
#29crazy bastard sword1
#32cryptic puzzle box1
#262crystallized memory1
#7custom avatar form1
#515daisy3
#58dandy lion cub1
#57deadly nightshade1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1479defective skull1
#99delicious noodles50
#384deluxe fax machine1
#97demon whip1
#135demon-horned hat1
#164demonskin jacket1
#158demonskin trousers1
#159depleted Crimbonium football helmet1
#9depleted Grimacite grappling hook3
#21depleted Grimacite hammer2
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#41devil's-food cake1
#697diamond necklace10
#155dill206
#97dog ointment1
#1012doll house3
#466donated booze4
#435donated candy5
#442donated food4
#211double daisy2
#131drive-thru burger1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#1315dusty Crimbo crate2
#285eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest2
#929eggnog16
#136eggwater4
#62electric pants7
#1025empty Cloaca-Cola bottle2
#152empty blowgun16
#1181encoder ring1
#1383evil teddy bear6
#38exclusive club1
#145exotic orchid1
#1774explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#289extra-see-thru nightie1
#56extremely wet T-shirt2
#1809fake fake vomit2
#1793fake hand1
#1009fake plastic grass1
#14fancy black tie1
#301fancy but probably evil chocolate17
#30fancy chocolate49
#539fancy dress ball23
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#16festive egg sac9
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#426fire13
#77fishelada13
#235flan del mar3
#21flapper floppers1
#469flashing novelty button3
#94flask of egggrog1
#59flat cider1
#75fleshy putty21
#164floaty inverse geode1
#76floaty stone sphere1
#268floral print shirt1
#64flour cookie6
#8food drive button1
🥉food mailing list1
#4fresh can of paint3
#196frilly shirt3
#16fruit bat1
#77fruit-stuffed rumcake1
#942fruitcake21
#129furry green turtle2
#33fuzzy polar bear ears1
#118ghost cucumber305
#203ghost pickle on a stick5
#100ghost toga2
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#427gift-a-pult1
#82gilded lily1
#923gingerbread bugbear24
#244gingerbread horror19
#608gingerbread house1
#124gingerbread nylons1
#92gingerbread pirate1
#209gingham blouse1
#47glob of salty molasses151
#102gnauga hide vest1
#41golden fleece12
#320gooified animal matter1
#308gooified mineral matter1
#309gooified vegetable matter1
#883goth kid t-shirt2
#64government booze shipment1
#69government candy shipment1
#67government food shipment1
#222grass blade1
#193grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#882green balloon1
#1532green beer3
#1006green glowstick1
#30green pill2
🥈green traffic cone1
#5grey gosling5
#294grilled mooseflank1
#177grinning turtle1
#1341grue egg19
#368grungy flannel shirt1
#23gumshoes1
#150haiku katana1
#2399hamethyst1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
🥇hand-knitted diving booties1
#208handful of numbers2
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#640heart necklace11
#1455heart-shaped balloon1
#583helmet turtle60
#1741herbal stuffing3
#69hermedisiac cologne1
#4hippo tutu2
#147hipposkin poncho1
#867holiday cheese log1
#98hot wine1
#11housekeeping automa-core10
#90huge Crimbo cookie3
#252hushed puppy2
#224hyperbolic plasma focuser17
#38iFlail1
#26iShield1
#65iceberglet1
#134imitation nice watch1
#58imported lemon lozenge1
#253incredibly creepy marionette12
#71infant sandworm1
#39intact anemone spike299
#138intriguing puzzle box3
#89invisible potion1
#187iron pasta spoon43
#66jar of psychoses (Jick)1
#1112jazz soap14
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#41jingle bell1
#1884joybuzzer1
#34kelp-holly drape1
#37kelp-holly gun1
#386killer rag doll8
#503kite14
#406kneecapping stick35
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#48lab-grown meat50
#721length of string15
#170letterman's jacket1
#938lewd playing card1
#36liquid SONAR3
#105little box of fireworks1
#779loaded serum blowgun5
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#433long-stemmed rose2
#569lovecat tail1
#89lucky Crimbo tiki necklace2
#234mad scientist's sock monkey13
#57mafia aria429
#1739magical ice cube with a fly in it2
#227magical pony: Dusk Shiny9
#612magical pony: Pearjack1
#424marionette4
#53meaty helmet turtle2
#78metallic A1,000
#83mime army camouflage kit2
#71mime army challenge coin1
#19mime army infiltration glove1
#22mime army insignia (cryonics)1
#25mime army insignia (espionage)1
#24mime army insignia (infantry)1
#25mime army insignia (intelligence)1
#26mime army insignia (morale)1
#17mime army insignia (psychological warfare)1
#38mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)1
#18mime army insignia (sanitation)1
#227mime army rations1
#152mime army superserum1
#141mime army wine2
#73mime pocket probe1
#446mime soul fragment5
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
#69mini-zeppelin1
#120miniature coffin1
#23miniature goose mask1
#160miniature stuffed Goth Giant4
#41moist Crimbo spices299
#112mooseflank55
#217motivational poster19
#40moveable feast1
#178muffled muffuletta3
#434mugcake3
#15mutant cactus bud3
#15mutant fire ant egg3
#14mutant gila monster egg3
#16mutant rattlesnake egg3
#80naughty origami kit1
#33navel ring of navel gazing1
#20ninjammies1
#125obnoxious riddle3
#97ojo de pez burrito10
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#147oldcake3
#9optimal spreadsheet1
#540orange and black Crimboween candy5
#642orange glowstick3
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#153outrageous sombrero1
🥇oxygenated eggnog helmet1
#366pack of KWE trading card9
#706pack of pogs11
#21packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet2
#14packaged backup camera2
#7packaged cold medicine cabinet5
#1760pail1
#160painted turtle1
#239palm-frond cloak1
#549paperclip70
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#516passable elf mask9
#9passed-out psychedelic bear1
🥇peppermint harpoon gun1
#39peppermint-scented socks13
#682personalized birthday cake2
#113pet anchor1
#240pet rock33
#155petrified time3
#63pickled bread6
#396picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#82pilgrim shield1
#688pink glowstick3
#382pink plastic baby1
#681pirate shirt1
#132plain candy cane4
#6plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt2
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#753plastic passion fruit1
#33plastic pumpkin bucket2
#47poisonsettia46
#17poncho de azucar1
#1783porquoise2
#272porquoise bracelet1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#294porquoise necklace1
#251porquoise ring1
#37portable Othello set1
#686portable photocopier7
#663possessed top9
#29potato alarm clock9
#479potted cactus3
#489potted fern1
#438powdered candy sushi set4
#57powdered powdered sugar7
#91prank Crimbo card1
#341prehistoric spear11
#46prescription teeth whitener2
#89pretty bouquet36
#1012pretty flower20
#224primitive candy cane2
#160projectile chemistry set3
#321psycho sweater1
#37quantum of familiar11
#342questionable taco1
#167rack of dinosaur ribs1
#394radio button candy2
#531rag doll4
#90rat head balloon1
🥇record of infuriating silence10
🥇record of menacing silence10
🥇record of tranquil silence10
#229red balloon1
#212red plastic baby2
#9red traffic cone1
#11red-hot medallion1
#25refrigerated biohazard container1
#42replica Elf Guard medal1
#309rhinestone cowboy shirt1
🥉ridiculously huge sword57,260
#78robotronic egg280
#10rose-colored glasses1
#80rotten tomato1
#1273rubber WWBD? bracelet6
#2796rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#1841rubber WWSPD? bracelet4
#736rubber WWtNSD? bracelet10
#1961rubber emo roe1
#111rum-soaked fruitcake1
#189runny fermented egg2
#47runny icing212
🥇rxr shield1
#156safety vest1
#25salted mutton8
#44salty gumdrop136
#19sane hatrack3
#103scissor duck1
#168scotch on the rocks1
#375scroll of pasta summoning36
#117sea salt scrubs1
#30security automa-core3
#99self-repairing earmuffs3
#52sequin-encrusted sweater1
#44sequined fez2
#257servomechanical torsion facilitator16
#46severed rocking horse head10
#180sewer turtle1
#122shark jumper1
#52shushed potatoes5
#14siesta-ing Casagnova gnome1
#38silent A2
#95silent B2
#30silent C2
#35silent D2
#32silent E2
#39silent F2
#31silent G2
#85silent H2
#165silent I2
#100silent J3
#22silent K2
#113silent L2
#46silent M18
#36silent N2
#190silent O2
#169silent P2
#49silent Q2
#41silent R2
#34silent S2
#34silent T2
#39silent U2
#40silent V2
#64silent W3
#138silent X2
#40silent Y2
#76silent Z2
#52silent beret1
🥇silent nightlight1
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Wow, that's 79,054 items total!

what items are this player missing?