| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #424 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #278 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 11 |
| #94 | Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #147 | box of sunshine | 2,737 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #188 | cheap toaster | 10 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #18 | continuum transfunctioner | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | evil golden arch | 67,600 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #237 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #312 | fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #722 | grue egg | 37 |
| 🥉 | hair spray | 119,911 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #529 | heart-shaped balloon | 10 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #12 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 119,911 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #208 | iced-out bling | 2 |
| 🥇 | jar of anniversary jam | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #48 | meat paste | 1,000,000 |
| #11 | meat stack | 1,000,000 |
| #937 | milky potion | 1 |
| #153 | mushroom fermenting solution | 48 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #708 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #451 | pretty flower | 234 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #98 | radio button candy | 11 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #20 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 131 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #299 | spooky bicycle chain | 8 |
| #286 | spooky cosmetics bag | 8 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #8 | stainless steel scarf | 75 |
| #73 | stainless steel shillelagh | 22 |
| #103 | stainless steel skullcap | 16 |
| #107 | stainless steel slacks | 17 |
| #33 | stainless steel solitaire | 24 |
| #100 | stainless steel suspenders | 24 |
| #4 | super-spiky hair gel | 77,178 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #205 | wang | 11 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |