Museum :: sfwarlock

sfwarlock

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#128	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	14
🥇	1,970 carat gold	19,700
#282	1-ball	19
#50	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	322
#217	2-ball	29
#265	3-ball	21
#261	30669 scroll	39
#40	33398 scroll	865
#88	334 scroll	89
#300	4-ball	17
#141	4-d camera	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#253	5-ball	22
#216	6-ball	29
#133	64067 scroll	4
#178	668 scroll	7
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#290	7-ball	19
#279	8-ball	107
#626	9-ball	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#93	A. W. O. L. commendation	65
#131	ASCII shirt	18
#1163	Amulet of Yendor	5
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#490	Angry Farmer candy	171
#214	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	5
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#101	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	75
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#142	BitterSweetTarts	9
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#154	Black No. 2	70
#177	Blackfly Chardonnay	29
#424	Blatantly Canadian	4
#65	Blizzards I Have Died In	8
#149	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#36	Bonestabber	1
#229	Boris's key lime pie	4
#499	Boris's ring	3
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#222	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	44
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#102	C.H.U.M. chum	18
#35	C.H.U.M. knife	19
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#285	Cloaca grenade	61
#456	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	8
#87	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	27
#163	Cloaca-Cola helmet	13
#151	Cloaca-Cola shield	15
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#630	Cold Hots candy	6
#176	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	7
#113	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	9
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#244	Corpse Island iced tea	22
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#1251	Crimboween memo	8
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#233	Crown of the Goblin King	94
#125	Daffy Taffy	292
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#162	Divine	5
#182	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	20
#428	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#195	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	54
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#60	Dramatic™ range	30
#879	Drowsy Sword	17
#641	Dyspepsi grenade	18
#182	Dyspepsi-Cola	436
#390	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	8
#81	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	22
#142	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	15
#188	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	11
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#15	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	5
#119	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	6
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#114	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#66	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	15
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	14
#153	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	4
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#287	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	10
#285	Elfin shortbread	3
#183	Elmley shades	6
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#27	En Una Fila Tequila	3
#597	Ent cider	9
#146	FDKOL commendation	5,200
#76	FDKOL hotcakes	107
#449	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	13
#128	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	5
#98	Frat Army FGF	81
#168	Frogade	2
#115	Frosty's frosty mug	16
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#73	Gaia beads	78
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#115	Gnollish flyswatter	29
#61	Gnollish pie server	31
#203	Gnollish pie tin	22
#116	Gnollish plunger	25
#67	Gnollish slotted spoon	29
#130	Gnollish toolbox	54
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#253	Goodfella contract	187
#123	Gordon Bennett	5
#136	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#52	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
#41	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3
#40	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#524	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#113	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	7
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#79	Hippy Army MPE	179
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#65	Hodgman's blanket	18
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#9	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	5
🥉	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	9
#15	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	4
#5	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	11
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#96	Iiti Kitty phone charm	54
#767	Imp Ale	118
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#227	Inner Strength	2
#32	Inner Truth	6
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#102	Jolly Roger charrrm	51
#178	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	13
#237	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	42
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#138	Knob Goblin elite helm	44
#129	Knob Goblin elite pants	48
#105	Knob Goblin elite polearm	56
#112	Knob Goblin elite shirt	79
#209	Knob Goblin firecracker	113
#78	Knob Goblin harem pants	89
#75	Knob Goblin harem veil	87
#314	Knob Goblin love potion	41
#234	Knob Goblin melon baller	10
#195	Knob Goblin pants	82
#102	Knob Goblin perfume	39
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#174	Knob Goblin scimitar	95
#193	Knob Goblin seltzer	104
#240	Knob Goblin spatula	46
#284	Knob Goblin steroids	41
#160	Knob Goblin tongs	115
#196	Knob Goblin visor	36
#40	Knob lo mein	14
#648	Knob mushroom	3
#343	Knob pasty	1
#418	Knob sausage	6
#45	Knob stir-fry	11
#84	Knob stroganoff	5
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#218	Knoll mushroom	62
#292	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#70	Lockenstock™ sandals	92
#1356	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	17
#194	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	57
#286	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	185
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#358	M-242	20
#84	MSG	12
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#504	Mad Train wine	187
#69	Mae West	25
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#18	Manetwich	62
#67	Mariner's Friend cough drops	13
#47	Maxing, Relaxing	11
#169	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	14
#307	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
#68	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	136
#403	Meat detector	1
#92	Meat maid	2
#148	Meat maid body	1
#290	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	21
#188	Meleegra™ pills	60
#113	Mer-kin fastjuice	3
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#127	Mer-kin takebag	3
#104	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	32
#131	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	745
#300	Microplushie: Bropane	39
#342	Microplushie: Dorkonide	10
#388	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	11
#293	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	8
#335	Microplushie: Gothochondria	24
#312	Microplushie: Hippylase	40
#294	Microplushie: Hipsterine	4
#336	Microplushie: Hobomosome	17
#264	Microplushie: Otakulone	57
#315	Microplushie: Raverdrine	23
#288	Microplushie: Sororitrate	36
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#561	Mob Penguin cellular phone	33
#141	Mohawk wig	98
#131	Mon Tiki	12
#114	Monstar energy beverage	111
#174	Mountain Stream soda	222
#118	Mr. Joe's bangles	12
#427	Mr. Mediocrebar	126
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#51	Neuromancer	28
#190	Newbiesport™ tent	20
#175	Now and Earlier	28
#61	Oil of Parrrlay	61
#200	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	7
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#47	Orcish baseball cap	146
#40	Orcish cargo shorts	125
#203	Orcish frat-paddle	17
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#67	Order of the Silver Wossname	11
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#87	PADL Phone	213
#154	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	16
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#552	Penultimate Fantasy chest	13
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#179	Pine-Fresh air freshener	20
#54	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	24
#90	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	13
#81	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	8
#107	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	11
#90	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	13
#203	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	7
#129	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	13
#115	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	6
#125	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	10
#131	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	14
#143	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	5
#124	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	14
#84	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	18
#226	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	9
#85	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	18
#23	Prelude of Precision	4
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#27	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	64
#177	Racisto Ruidoso	1
#5	Radio Free Baseball Cap	1
#5	Radio Free Foil	1
🥉	Radio Free Pants	1
#10	Radio KoL Antenna Ball	1
#8	Radio KoL Bottle Opener	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
#11	Radio KoL Keychain	1
#5	Radio KoL Maracas	1
#7	Radio KoL Patch	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#66	Ralph IX cognac	3
#409	Ram's Face Lager	52
#229	Regular Cloaca Cola	5
#1202	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#378	Rock Pops	135
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#59	S.T.L.T.	2
#174	SPF 451 lip balm	14
#661	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#927	Senior Mints	3
#56	Sensual Massage for Creeps	12
#31	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
#127	Sinful Desires	5
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#182	Snow Queen Crown	22
#16	Space Tours Tripple	259
#59	Spam Witch sammich	1,126
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#168	Spooky Surprise Egg	107
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#39	Staff of the Greasefire	2
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#92	Steal This Candy	34
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#325	Summer Nights	4
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#142	Supernova Champagne	52
#78	Swabbie™ swab	68
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#351	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	156
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#359	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	8
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#113	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	55
#161	Travels with Jerry	6
#67	Trollhouse cookies	995
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#178	Tuesday's ruby	16
#54	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#184	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	19
#857	Valentine	19
🥈	Voluminous Radio Hat	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Pants	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Sneakers	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#431	Warm Subject gift certificate	100
#354	White Citadel fries	2
#1145	Wint-O-Fresh mint	6
#161	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#1587	Yummy Tummy bean	76
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#281	a little sump'm sump'm	10
#75	abandoned candy	32
#377	abominable snowcone	34
#330	accidental cider	3
#226	acid-squirting flower	18
#99	acoustic guitarrr	47
#167	adder bladder	87
#91	albatross necklace	1
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#99	all-purpose cleaner	102
#350	alphabet gum	4
#120	amulet of extreme plot significance	143
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#81	ancient protein powder	131
#45	ancient spice	124
#175	ancient stone fist	5
#177	ancient stone head	3
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#393	annoying pitchfork	7
#134	ant agonist	26
#270	ant hoe	1
#167	ant pick	2
#159	anti-anti-antidote	32
#557	anticheese	6
#32	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	35
#167	antique bottle of cough syrup	4
#62	antique bottle opener	11
#24	antique greaves	529
#125	antique hand mirror	64
#30	antique helmet	443
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#933	antique record album	1
#24	antique shield	499
#47	antique souvenir drawing	13
#25	antique spear	612
#485	armgun	1
#486	around the world	1
#99	arrrgyle socks	35
#154	asbestos apron	9
#88	asbestos crossbow	8
#86	asbestos crossbow string	3
#205	asbestos ore	36
#119	asbestos staff	5
#108	asbestos stick	2
#150	asbestos sword	5
#155	asparagus knife	73
#344	asshat	4
#478	astral mushroom	16
#585	astronaut pants	13
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#326	awful poetry journal	400
#117	bätzle	15
#249	baby killer bee	39
#326	baconstone	24
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#827	badass belt	64
#202	bag of Cheat-Os	61
#287	bag of lard	4
#294	balaclava	2
#256	balaclava baklava	11
#1591	ball	2
#664	balloon monkey	2
#70	ballroom blintz	171
#338	banana cream pie	1
#471	banana peel	4
#33	banana-frosted king cake	34
#107	bar skin	143
#512	barbed-wire fence	8
#240	bargain flash powder	2
#250	barrrnacle	64
#60	barskin cloak	2
#58	barskin hat	13
#186	barskin tent	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#165	baseball	46
#189	bat guano	98
#115	bat wing	179
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#85	bat wing stir-fry	4
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#88	batblade	72
#178	batgut	215
#547	battered Crimbo Crate	18
#49	battered hubcap	18
#198	bazookafish bubble gum	11
#244	beach glass bead	18
#195	bean burrito	3
#168	beanbag chair	3
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#161	bed of coals	5
#138	beer basted brat	1
#157	beer bomb	283
#51	beer bong	105
#254	beer goggles	1
#59	beer helmet	190
#543	beer lens	2
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#183	beertini	11
#85	beholed bedsheet	8
#821	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#61	bejeweled pledge pin	183
#79	bellhop bell	8
#133	big bad voodoo mask	6
#143	big boom	13
#161	big red clown nose	58
#252	big rock	4
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#131	bilge wine	261
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#299	bit of clingfilm	14
#202	bit-o-cactus	21
#142	black & tan	26
#725	black candy heart	3
#167	black cherry soda	2
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#28	black eyedrops	24
#139	black facepaint	2
#161	black forest cake	31
#170	black forest ham	18
#84	black greaves	48
#111	black helmet	33
#185	black pension check	45
#132	black pepper	26
#257	black picnic basket	6
#195	black pixel	177
#214	black pudding	13
#129	black sheepskin diploma	2
#95	black shield	39
#178	black snake skin	52
#198	black striped oyster egg	23
#78	black sword	59
#300	black-and-blue light	191
#310	blackberry	30
#56	blackberry combat boots	10
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#127	blackberry polite	2
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#137	blank diary	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1654	blood flower	1
#744	bloody beer	4
#144	bloody clown pants	58
#127	bloody mary	19
#13	blue LavaCo Lamp™	1
#191	blue glowstick	9
#374	blue pixel	167
#313	blue plasma ball	176
#176	blue snowcone	107
#917	blue striped oyster egg	5
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#110	blue-frosted astral cupcake	12
#256	blueberry-frosted king cake	5
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#197	bone rattle	11
#74	booty chest charrrm	174
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#177	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	11
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#120	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	23
#307	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#118	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	93
#221	bottle of Mystic Shell	4
#40	bottle of Pinot Renoir	63
#25	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	54
#172	bottle of alcohol	26
#257	bottle of antifreeze	4
#113	bottle of black cat tonic	9
#347	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#204	bottle of gin	135
#1531	bottle of goofballs	15
#42	bottle of perfume	1
#132	bottle of pirate juice	6
#315	bottle of popskull	6
#96	bottle of realpagne	6
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#741	bottle of rum	33
#226	bottle of sake	3
#35	bottle of sewage schnapps	194
#859	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#161	bottle of tequila	227
#177	bottle of ultravitamins	3
#284	bottle of vodka	76
#132	bottle of whiskey	449
#42	bottle opener belt buckle	134
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#181	bottled inspiration	4
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#286	bowl of cottage cheese	92
#146	bowl of fishysoisse	6
#16	bowl of rye sprouts	100
#137	box	119
#127	box of Gratitude chocolates	1
#239	box of sunshine	1,787
#219	boxed wine	136
#93	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	44
#247	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#214	breaded beer	3
#1474	brick	12
#436	brick of sand	1
#320	briefcase	16
#232	broken carburetor	1
#175	broken skull	147
#9	broken sword	732
#175	bronze breastplate	10
#130	bronzed locust	21
#133	brown sugar cane	49
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#327	bubblewrap ore	5
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#87	bubbly potion	219
#924	buckyball	4
#152	bugbear beanie	54
#217	bugbear bungguard	30
#60	bullet-proof corduroys	183
#351	bum cheek	49
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#183	bunch of square grapes	27
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#82	buoybottoms	13
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#135	cactus fruit	21
#282	calle de miel	5
#196	can of Binarrrca	56
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#117	can of Red Minotaur	40
#471	can of Swiller	2
#214	can of V-11	2
#210	can of black paint	1
#181	can of maces	6
#314	can of spinach	7
#164	can of starch	1
#76	can-can-in-a-can	6
#214	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	38
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#100	vorpal blade	102
#58	wad of dough	2,045
#266	wad of tofu	20
#280	walrus-tusk earring	4
#60	war tongs	75
#203	water pipe bomb	362
#331	water wings	2
#780	wheel	4
#119	whip kit	4
#388	whiskey and cola	4
#222	whiskey and soda	4
#388	whiskey sour	4
#513	white Canadian	4
#119	white Xanadian	4
#903	white balloon	1
#368	white candy heart	70
#276	white candygram	1
#398	white chocolate and tomato pizza	5
#230	white chocolate chip cookies	17
#115	white chocolate chips	132
#117	white collar	17
#155	white hat hacker T-shirt	9
#448	white lightning	18
#172	white picket fence	22
#67	white satin pants	91
#84	white satin shield	35
#150	white snake skin	95
#39	white snakeskin duster	4
#83	white sword	88
#72	wicker shield	95
#1556	wind-up chattering teeth	6
#371	windchimes	15
#260	wine spritzer	3
#186	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	308
#109	witch hat	7
#74	witty rapier	122
#106	wok lobster	1
#137	wolf mask	328
#81	wonderwall shield	24
#365	wooden axe	1
#629	wooden block	4
#46	wooden figurine	40
#88	wooden stakes	35
#97	wool hat	27
#61	woolen cravat	1
#35	worn tophat	159
#96	worthless gewgaw	150
#89	worthless knick-knack	208
#75	worthless trinket	226
#467	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#527	wrench bracelet	5
#132	wussiness potion	166
#376	x-ray specs	58
#117	yak anorak	2
#182	yak skin	6
#69	yak whip	2
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#95	yellow brick road	14
#425	yellow candy heart	82
#200	yellow candygram	4
#95	yellow glowstick	13
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#107	yellow plastic oyster egg	38
#1943	yellow snowcone	2
#327	yeti fur	552
#130	yo	63
#88	yohohoyo	42
#143	yummy death watch beetle	4

Wow, that's 1,776,180 items total!

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