| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #76 | BUBBLE GUM | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1425 | Crimbuck | 226 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| #115 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 46 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 12-gauge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con X Treasure Map | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #91 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 3 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #6 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 2 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio KoL Keychain | 2 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio KoL Patch | 2 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| #10 | Shrubble Bubble | 52 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #713 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #90 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| 🥈 | alphabet gum | 32,103 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #12 | bazookafish bubble gum | 772 |
| #5 | best joke ever | 1 |
| #557 | blood flower | 11 |
| #40 | bone chips | 800 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #72 | box of sunshine | 6,114 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #17 | chewing gum on a string | 9,188 |
| #1981 | club necklace | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #512 | diamond necklace | 13 |
| #23 | double-ice gum | 25 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #8 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3,856 |
| #777 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #120 | heart necklace | 38 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #4 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 7,995 |
| #4 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 6,617 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #284 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #74 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 275 |
| #118 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 34 |
| #169 | magical pony: Pearjack | 12 |
| #158 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 17 |
| #161 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 16 |
| #196 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 11 |
| #297 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #4 | nasty gum | 266 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #6 | pack of chewing gum | 1,188 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #5 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 14,051 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #140 | plastic passion fruit | 14 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #414 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #27 | shoe gum | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #88 | spade necklace | 46 |
| #21 | spirit gum | 251 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #9 | stick of "gum" | 726 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #60 | stuffed Hodgman | 4 |
| #14 | stuffed alien blob | 304 |
| #34 | stuffed doppelshifter | 400 |
| #12 | stuffed gray blob | 2,056 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 14,057 |
| #7 | that gum you like | 644 |
| #310 | tortoise's blessing | 7 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #14 | wedge of gray cheese | 4 |
| #83 | yellow snowcone | 310 |
| #476 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |