| #7 | "DRINK ME" potion | 8,523 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #796 | BGE shotglass | 11 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #205 | CRIMBCO mug | 76 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #352 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #770 | candy cane | 47 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #345 | cyborg doll | 5 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #221 | disintegrating sheet music | 20 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #506 | eggnog | 35 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #734 | gingerbread bugbear | 31 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #8 | goat cheese pizza | 3,320 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #295 | prismatic wad | 5 |
| #309 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #253 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 15 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1712 | stuffed Meat | 18 |
| #2529 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1025 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3820 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #1258 | stuffed key | 29 |
| #1142 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #1503 | stuffed mink | 23 |
| #1810 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4050 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4403 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4589 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1458 | stuffed teddy butler | 25 |
| #1718 | stuffed tin of caviar | 18 |
| #1485 | stuffed treasure chest | 20 |
| #2466 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |