| #28 | Affirmation Cookie | 28 |
| 🥈 | BRICKO stud | 7,274 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Bonerdagon necklace | 833 |
| #54 | Boss Bat bling | 56 |
| 🥇 | Boss Bat britches | 3,211 |
| 🥈 | Bugfinder Blade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Carpathian longsword | 1,548 |
| #9 | Coinspiracy | 7,777 |
| 🥉 | Cold One | 7,977 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #4 | D roll | 4,087 |
| 🥇 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 2 |
| 🥇 | Drowsy Sword | 3,426 |
| #116 | FDKOL commendation | 6,619 |
| #15 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 49 |
| 🥈 | Friendliness Beverage | 11,512 |
| #257 | Green Clover of Justice | 8 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| 🥈 | Helps-You-Sleep | 2 |
| 🥇 | Instant Karma | 1,508 |
| #240 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #37 | Lapis Lazuli | 46 |
| #9 | Liam's mail | 358 |
| 🥇 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3,426 |
| #22 | Mer-kin darkbook | 4 |
| 🥇 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 1,638 |
| #6 | New Zealand iced tea | 3,430 |
| #11 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 65 |
| #45 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1,278 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #15 | Potion of Heroism | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 1 |
| #4 | Red Balloon of Valor | 29 |
| #6 | Source essence | 931,380 |
| #4 | Spacegate Research | 150,000 |
| 🥇 | Spookyraven signet | 4,357 |
| #34 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 24 |
| #8 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 16 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 94 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 21 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 57 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 44 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 33 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 84 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 8 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 29 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 83 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 44 |
| #1432 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 64 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 10 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 88 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 13 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 6 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 7 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 60 |
| #39 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 36 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 13 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 31 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 85 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1,374 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 50 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #8 | Twelve Night Energy | 111 |
| #51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #16 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 199 |
| #32 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #33 | Yeast of Boris | 1 |
| #124 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 19 |
| #121 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #8 | alien drugs | 300 |
| #30 | alien protein powder | 12 |
| #8 | alien source code printout | 56 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #34 | bad rum and good cola | 1 |
| 🥇 | badass belt | 3,467 |
| #11 | barnacled barrel | 1,454 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #9 | big tun | 2,301 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥈 | booze mailing list | 2 |
| 🥇 | bottle of goofballs | 26,129 |
| #71 | brilliant oyster egg | 8 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| 🥇 | burnt snowpants | 2,320 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #10 | cheer extractor | 451 |
| #5 | cold mashed potatoes | 1,362 |
| 🥇 | cop dollar | 103,907 |
| #9 | corrupted stardust | 11 |
| #4 | delicious star salad | 63 |
| #29 | denastified haunch | 1 |
| #24 | digital key lime | 52 |
| 🥉 | disintegrating barrel | 11,696 |
| #5 | droll monocle | 315 |
| #10 | dusty barrel | 2,584 |
| #29 | easter egg balloon | 202 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #7 | eldritch essence | 62 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #4 | empty agua de vida bottle | 9,947 |
| #9 | fancy calligraphy pen | 133 |
| #4 | fleshy lump | 886 |
| 🥉 | frigid derringer | 1,863 |
| 🥇 | ghost of a necklace | 3,033 |
| #10 | ghost pencil | 11 |
| #81 | giant giant moth dust | 11 |
| #8 | gingerservo | 3 |
| #105 | gleaming oyster egg | 5 |
| #49 | glistening oyster egg | 13 |
| 🥇 | gold wedding ring | 3,570 |
| #4 | government cheese | 1,200 |
| #6 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 200 |
| #11 | green-iced sweet roll | 9 |
| 🥇 | grue egg | 3,578 |
| 🥇 | handful of confetti | 3,557 |
| 🥈 | haunted bindle | 2,287 |
| #36 | hot egg | 5 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #8 | kiwi beak | 299 |
| 🥇 | li'l ghost costume | 1,688 |
| #14 | little firkin | 8,483 |
| #8 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 7 |
| #138 | lustrous oyster egg | 3 |
| #503 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #74 | magnificent oyster egg | 9 |
| #1004 | metallic A | 4 |
| 🥇 | meteorite fragment | 4 |
| #7 | moist barrel | 2,148 |
| #12 | mouldering barrel | 1,178 |
| #7 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 195 |
| #22 | normal barrel | 3,959 |
| #4 | pair of government shades | 325 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #27 | pearlescent oyster egg | 27 |
| #19 | peppermint tailings | 1,233 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #11 | pretty flower | 90,718 |
| 🥈 | psychoanalytic jar | 1,698 |
| 🥇 | quantum of familiar | 60 |
| #51 | radio button candy | 19 |
| 🥈 | really dense meat stack | 1,265 |
| #13 | really nice lump of coal | 4 |
| 🥇 | red plumber's boots | 2 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | rotting barrel | 3,810 |
| 🥇 | sack lunch | 6,146 |
| #16 | scintillating oyster egg | 43 |
| #81 | shining halo | 1 |
| #20 | silent A | 4 |
| #17 | silent B | 20 |
| #6 | silent C | 13 |
| #4 | silent D | 38 |
| #7 | silent E | 22 |
| #8 | silent F | 13 |
| #23 | silent G | 3 |
| #8 | silent H | 35 |
| #20 | silent I | 28 |
| #17 | silent J | 13 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #4 | silent L | 45 |
| #26 | silent M | 50 |
| #21 | silent N | 4 |
| #11 | silent O | 64 |
| #7 | silent P | 39 |
| #5 | silent Q | 32 |
| #4 | silent R | 45 |
| #4 | silent S | 18 |
| #4 | silent T | 37 |
| #8 | silent U | 11 |
| #6 | silent V | 33 |
| #6 | silent W | 46 |
| #27 | silent X | 17 |
| #18 | silent Y | 7 |
| 🥉 | silent Z | 77 |
| 🥉 | silent pea shooter | 956 |
| #4 | silver cow skull | 285 |
| 🥇 | single atom | 7,109 |
| #11 | skull capacitor | 7 |
| 🥈 | smoldering bagel punch | 3,043 |
| #16 | sour ball and chain | 1 |
| 🥇 | spectre scepter | 3,427 |
| 🥈 | spooky powder | 9,688 |
| #24 | sprinkle-begging cup | 1 |
| #51 | sprinkles | 10,000 |
| 🥈 | standards and practices guide | 960 |
| 🥉 | tie-dyed fannypack | 280 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| 🥈 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 120 |
| #5 | unremarkable duffel bag | 2,029 |
| #6 | van key | 2,062 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #10 | weathered barrel | 5,026 |