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| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #7 | BGE shotglass | 669 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #21 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #129 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 4 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #111 | Boss Bat bling | 28 |
| #205 | Boss Bat britches | 62 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #309 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #170 | Crown of the Goblin King | 113 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #278 | Drowsy Sword | 70 |
| #617 | FDKOL commendation | 69 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #36 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 48 |
| #342 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #20 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #585 | Iron Beta of Industry | 11 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 12-gauge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con X Treasure Map | 1 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #338 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 75 |
| 🥉 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #16 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #35 | NPZR chemistry set | 201 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #537 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 10 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #203 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| #12 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #6 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #75 | Red Balloon of Valor | 3 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥉 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 1 |
| #5 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 312 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sinful Desires | 602 |
| 🥇 | Size XI Wizard's Robe | 1 |
| #12 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #9 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #151 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 17 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #17 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #15 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #61 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 21 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #536 | antique record album | 4 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #26 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #194 | badass belt | 165 |
| #25 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #29 | beer-scented teddy bear | 47 |
| #622 | blood flower | 10 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #364 | bottle of goofballs | 68 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #568 | box of sunshine | 572 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #67 | broken clock | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #34 | caustic slime nodule | 14 |
| #227 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 48 |
| #9 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 7 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #130 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #4 | disturbing fanfic | 320,908 |
| #199 | dollhive | 50 |
| 🥈 | donkey flipbook | 392 |
| 🥈 | dwarvish magazine | 2,095 |
| #360 | easter egg balloon | 58 |
| #30 | empty blowgun | 102 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #142 | evil teddy bear | 112 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #163 | giant discarded bottlecap | 30 |
| #141 | giant discarded plastic fork | 58 |
| #60 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 61 |
| #105 | giant pinky ring | 125 |
| #47 | goat cheese pizza | 333 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #824 | green gummi ingot | 9 |
| #193 | grue egg | 108 |
| #551 | handful of confetti | 73 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #602 | heart of the volcano | 11 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #4 | inflatable duck | 16,972 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #42 | lawn dart | 11 |
| #15 | lewd playing card | 69 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #36 | loaded serum blowgun | 76 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #127 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 26 |
| #126 | magical pony: Pearjack | 17 |
| #151 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 18 |
| #128 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 25 |
| #190 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 11 |
| #210 | magical pony: Uniquity | 9 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #7 | misfit teddy bear | 17 |
| #187 | obsidian dagger | 68 |
| #25 | old school flying disc | 16 |
| 🥇 | origami "gentlemen's" magazine | 5 |
| #153 | pack of KWE trading card | 18 |
| #24 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #93 | pool cue | 92 |
| #552 | pork elf goodies sack | 11 |
| #97 | psychoanalytic jar | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #137 | really dense meat stack | 37 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #901 | red gummi ingot | 4 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #161 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #370 | rusty chain necklace | 7 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #80 | shining halo | 1 |
| #159 | shiny ring | 141 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #550 | solid gold bowling ball | 32 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #103 | spark plug earring | 8 |
| #441 | spectre scepter | 74 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #9 | stapler bear | 27 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #90 | stuffed teddy butler | 292 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #11 | teddy bear | 443 |
| #42 | teddy borg | 189 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #5 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2,464 |
| #165 | towel | 56 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #21 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #21 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #129 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 69 |
| #54 | volcanic ash | 125 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #309 | wrench bracelet | 11 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #833 | yellow gummi ingot | 8 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |