Museum :: PSY

PSY

Rank	Item	Quantity
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#116	"KICK ME" sign	1
#115	"meat" stick	1
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1436	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1425	2-ball	1
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#932	334 scroll	1
#219	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1472	4-ball	1
#139	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
🥇	4:20 bomb	6,923
#79	5-Alarm Saucepan	5
#1435	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1424	6-ball	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1484	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#625	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#968	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#108	ASCII fu manchu	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#232	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#225	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#232	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#229	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#260	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#24	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#107	Amulet of Yendor	196
#157	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#59	Ancient Saucehelm	20
#185	Angelhair Culottes	6
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#88	Argarggagarg's fang	13
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#69	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#66	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#1135	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#68	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#442	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#179	BGE merchandise order form	24
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#577	BGE shotglass	12
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#159	BRAINS shorts	8
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#504	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#24	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#113	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#108	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#632	BURT	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#183	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#678	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	18
#1255	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#324	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	8
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#186	Beach Buck	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#226	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#69	Bjorn's Hammer	5
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#747	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#218	Bling of the New Wave	6
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#273	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#267	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#453	Bonerdagon necklace	26
#35	Bonestabber	1
#200	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#408	Boss Bat britches	35
#113	Boss Drops	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#496	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	8
#68	Bright Water	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#1011	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#127	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#63	Buttery Knob	1
🥈	Byte	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#253	CRIMBCO mug	56
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#226	CRIMBCO wine	34
#1705	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#228	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#194	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#65	Candy Alexander	1
#29	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	3
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#23	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#570	Chroner	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#102	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#74	Claw of the Infernal Seal	11
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#267	Codpiece of the Goblin King	26
#78	Coily™	1
#173	Coinspiracy	1
#135	Colander of Em-er'il	11
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#490	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#233	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#189	Cosmic Calorie	1
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1487	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#1354	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#76	Crimbo paste	1
#1369	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#362	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#117	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1533	Crimbuck	164
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#157	Crown of the Goblin King	120
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#1926	Daffy Taffy	1
#27	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#464	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	13
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#346	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#108	Disco Banjo	5
#130	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	2
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#212	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1497	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#166	Drowsy Sword	107
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#53	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1669	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#579	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#245	El Sombrero De Lopez	9
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#322	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#284	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#115	Elder Turtle Shell	13
#653	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#499	Elfin shortbread	1
#51	Ellsbury's journal	2
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#31	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1090	Feynman gate	6
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#58	Firewater	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#127	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
#30	Folder Holder	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#248	Freddy Kruegerand	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#137	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#179	GOTO	1
#606	Gaia beads	1
#224	Galapagosian Cuisses	5
#283	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#183	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#35	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#223	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#306	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#89	Gin Mint	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#1025	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#593	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#677	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#60	Go-Wassail	368
#52	Golden Light	1
#65	Golden Mean	1
#101	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#946	Goodfella contract	2
#12	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	1
#235	Gordon Bennett	1
#66	Grasshopper	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#171	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	6
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#64	Green Burlap	1
#896	Green Clover of Justice	2
#76	Green Giant	1
#50	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#45	Grimacite Bock	1
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#342	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#41	Half a Purse	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
🥇	Hat O' Nine Tails	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#79	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	69
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#49	Haymaker	1
#185	Heimandatz's heart	8
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#45	Herring Wallbanger	1
#51	Herringtini	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#93	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#672	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#164	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#469	Hollandaise helmet	1
#19	Huggler Radio	1
#75	Humanitini	1
#38	Humpty Dumplings	1
#88	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#1870	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#1204	Instant Karma	1
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#61	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#384	Iron Beta of Industry	21
#1198	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#60	Jackhammer	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#212	Jocko Homo's head	8
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#37	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#838	Kissin' Cousins	1
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#199	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#431	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1051	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1209	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
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#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
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#1043	viking helmet	1
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#647	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#27	vinyl boots	1
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#196	viral DNA	1
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#127	vodka and tonic	1
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#696	wad of tofu	1
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#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
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#11	warbear goggles	1
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#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
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#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
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#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
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#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
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#9	warbear long johns	1
#439	warbear metalworking primer	1
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#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
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#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
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#420	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
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#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
🥇	water pipe bomb	298,420
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#179	water-polo cap	1
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#191	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
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#261	whalebone corset	1
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#125	whimpering willow bark	1
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#791	white Canadian	1
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#1027	white pixel	1
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#89	white whip	1
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#187	willyweed	1
#117	wind-up chattering teeth	207
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#94	wings of fire	1
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#69	wizard action figure	1
#35	woim	1
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#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
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#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#132	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
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#95	wriggling severed nose	1
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#115	x-ray specs	189
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#177	yak anorak	1
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#81	yak toupee	1
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#95	yellow matter custard	1
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#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
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#1737	yeti fur	1
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#605	yohohoyo	1
#104	your own black heart	1
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#202	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#149	zmobie	1
#77	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#188	zombie hollandaise	1
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 378,396 items total!

what items are this player missing?