| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #659 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 7 |
| #628 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 9 |
| #728 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 3 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Warehouse 23 bling | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #149 | bacon bath ball | 7 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #69 | blue plastic baby | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #95 | brown plastic baby | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #137 | chocolate bath ball | 7 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #26 | cursed cutlass | 2 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #48 | delicious salad | 591 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #27 | festive sausage | 74 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #78 | forbidden sausage | 4 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #25 | holiday cheese log | 74 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #163 | incense bath ball | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #70 | pink plastic baby | 8 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |