| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1464 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1351 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #753 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #8 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 165 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #5 | Ring of Fire | 72 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #67 | astronaut pants | 111 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #779 | badass belt | 67 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| 🥇 | black & tan | 41,000 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #258 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1279 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #19 | green glowstick | 19 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #133 | hep waders | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #734 | jar of swamp gas | 20 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #284 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #373 | loaded serum blowgun | 11 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1219 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #374 | negative lump | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #85 | pink glowstick | 18 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #846 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #236 | snowball | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #223 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #110 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #649 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #24 | yellow glowstick | 26 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |