| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #684 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #71 | 1.21 jigawatts | 2 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #460 | 2-ball | 9 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #556 | 3-ball | 7 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #506 | 4-ball | 8 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #874 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #309 | 6-ball | 16 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #900 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #290 | 8-ball | 100 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #219 | Amulet of Yendor | 106 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #154 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 9 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #27 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 2 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #50 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 70 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1561 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #210 | Bulky Buddy Box | 13 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #80 | Cerebral Culottes | 2 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #998 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #769 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #248 | Cold Hots candy | 34 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #145 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 9 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #329 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #32 | Crimboween memo | 173 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #1958 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #147 | Daffy Taffy | 240 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #268 | Dolphin King's crown | 17 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #13 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 2 |
| #59 | El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| #10 | El Vibrato energy spear | 2 |
| #11 | El Vibrato helmet | 2 |
| #11 | El Vibrato leg guards | 2 |
| #371 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #22 | Elfin shortbread | 99 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #100 | Ent cider | 152 |
| #157 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 2 |
| #118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #252 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #339 | Feynman gate | 33 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #258 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #9 | Gnollish pie server | 339 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #437 | Goodfella contract | 50 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #224 | Gummi-Gnauga | 12 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #12 | Hell broth | 100 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #394 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 1 |
| #311 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 11 |
| #545 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #4 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 55 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #6 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1,023 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #17 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 500 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #85 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 5 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #80 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 122 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #25 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 12 |
| #169 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #129 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #192 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #349 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #131 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #122 | LED block | 11 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #29 | Libram of Divine Favors | 2 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #337 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 141 |
| #508 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 5 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1,155 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #152 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 61 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #704 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #377 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 54 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #134 | Now and Earlier | 41 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #27 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 2,844 |
| #19 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 136 |
| #34 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 100 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #12 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 54 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #6 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #21 | Rainbow's Gravity | 7 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #253 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 7 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #289 | Rock and Roll Legend | 5 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #25 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 3 |
| #77 | Senior Mints | 299 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #45 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 24 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #182 | Snow Queen Crown | 22 |
| #21 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 4 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #4 | Spooky Putty ball | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Spooky Putty snake | 1 |
| #339 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 36 |
| #191 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 5 |
| #162 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 28 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #294 | Steal This Candy | 7 |
| #559 | Sugar Cog | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #40 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 2 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #62 | Trollhouse cookies | 1,111 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #296 | Tuesday's ruby | 7 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
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| #688 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
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| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #174 | chocolate filthy lucre | 52 |
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| #427 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #25 | chopsticks | 340 |
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| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #444 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
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| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #28 | clockwork bartender head | 1 |
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| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #29 | clockwork chef head | 1 |
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| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
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| #33 | clockwork endoskeleton | 1 |
| #57 | clockwork handle | 1 |
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| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
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| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
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| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
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| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
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| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
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| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
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| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
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| #68 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
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| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
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| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
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| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
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| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
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| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
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| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #33 | especially salty dog | 24 |
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| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
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| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #22 | eye 'n' horn shampoo | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
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| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
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| #9 | flaming juggler's balls | 1 |
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| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
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| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
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| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
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| #141 | length of string | 79 |
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| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #17 | los chinos | 136 |
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| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
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| #307 | lupine sword | 2 |
| #78 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #197 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 16 |
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| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
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| #191 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 144 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
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| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
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| #70 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
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| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
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| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
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| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
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| #72 | mermaid's purse | 1 |
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| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
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| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
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| #108 | mole molé | 1 |
| #587 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #1227 | monomolecular yo-yo | 11 |
| #56 | monster bait | 3 |
| #343 | mood ring | 27 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
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| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
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| #433 | mylar scout drone | 11 |
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| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
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| 🥉 | naughty paper shuriken | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
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| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #61 | nothing-in-the-box | 21 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #105 | nutty organic salad | 4 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #83 | octopus's spade | 3 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #535 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #673 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #281 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #40 | off-white striped oyster egg | 47 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
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| #8 | oily golden mushroom | 46 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #47 | old school flying disc | 10 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
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| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #1170 | original G | 1 |
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| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #21 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
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| #46 | papaya | 1,500 |
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| #536 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
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| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
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| #9 | parisian cathouse | 98 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 2 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
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| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
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| #142 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
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| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
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| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
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| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
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| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #48 | quadroculars | 1 |
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| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
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| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
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| #149 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
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| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #86 | ratskin belt | 1 |
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| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
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| #135 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
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| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
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| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
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| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
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| #4 | reodorant | 2,730 |
| #8 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #37 | rhesus monkey | 34 |
| #141 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #86 | rice bowl | 27 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #269 | ridiculously huge sword | 52 |
| #23 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 135 |
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| #87 | ring of fire resistance | 7 |
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| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #229 | roasted marshmallow | 169 |
| #111 | roboduck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #94 | [2108]rock | 44 |
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| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
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| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
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| #581 | roll of toilet paper | 126 |
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| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #209 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
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| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
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| #1477 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
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| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
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| #299 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 12 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #8 | rusty metal key | 115 |
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| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
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| #112 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #30 | rusty valve wheel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
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| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #70 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
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| #157 | salamander spleen | 100 |
| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #184 | salty dog | 200 |
| #23 | salty slug | 164 |
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| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
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| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
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| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
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| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
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| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
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| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
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| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
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| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #190 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
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| #78 | sea grease | 1 |
| #124 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #123 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #212 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #128 | sea radish | 1 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #120 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #186 | seal tooth | 111 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #335 | seal-clubbing club | 111 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #26 | seal-toothed rock | 4 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #158 | seaode | 1 |
| #153 | seaweed | 1 |
| #9 | sebaceous shield | 27 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #24 | sewer turtle | 27 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #169 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #304 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #25 | shaving cream | 44 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #23 | shingle | 513 |
| #271 | shiny butcherknife | 3 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #168 | shiny ring | 137 |
| #262 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #8 | shirt kit | 1,000 |
| #21 | shock collar | 26 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
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| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #408 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #108 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #410 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #83 | skate skates | 1 |
| #158 | skate skin | 1 |
| #402 | skeleton bone | 100 |
| #24 | skeleton key | 900 |
| #6 | skeleton key ring | 215 |
| #17 | skeletortoise | 37 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #179 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 8 |
| #181 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #189 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #336 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #76 | sleeping snowy owl | 63 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #233 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #67 | slime stack | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #230 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #43 | small box | 285 |
| #96 | small leather glove | 11 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #6 | smile-sharpening stone | 488 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #14 | smoldering staff | 8 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
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| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #42 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
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| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #404 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 300 |
| #60 | software glitch | 1 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #84 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #146 | solid gold pegleg | 39 |
| #96 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 225 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #216 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 3 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #136 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 9 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #95 | spangly unitard | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #14 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #73 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #818 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #145 | spice melange | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #156 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #135 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #159 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #223 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #154 | spider web | 400 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #52 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #77 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #337 | spooky eggnog | 14 |
| #72 | spooky eyeliner | 36 |
| #758 | spooky felt | 11 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #161 | spooky hockey mask | 9 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #35 | spooky lipstick | 122 |
| #167 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #199 | spooky mushroom | 340 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #391 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #54 | spooky rattling cigar box | 2 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #353 | spooky shrunken head | 22 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #355 | spooky stick | 25 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #321 | spooky stuffing | 19 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #423 | spooky wooden block | 17 |
| #30 | spoon! | 7 |
| #9 | spork | 2,480 |
| #440 | spray paint | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #102 | sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #12 | squashed frog | 4,936 |
| #24 | squeaky staff | 4 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #125 | stalk of asparagus | 100 |
| #158 | star | 500 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #112 | star buckler | 3 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #280 | star hat | 5 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #115 | star pants | 3 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #127 | star sword | 6 |
| #147 | star throwing star | 2 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #71 | stench and sour sauce | 1 |
| #373 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #327 | stench powder | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #199 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #68 | stick | 46 |
| #29 | stick of "gum" | 60 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #299 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 156 |
| #206 | stick-on-a-string | 20 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #15 | stinky mushroom | 216 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
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| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
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| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
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| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
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| #1534 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #1026 | tiny plastic star starfish | 17 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
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| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
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| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
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| #134 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #168 | tofurkey gravy | 44 |
| #156 | tofurkey leg | 49 |
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| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
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| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #238 | tonic water | 1 |
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| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
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| #28 | tortoise's blessing | 481 |
| #991 | towel | 6 |
| #388 | toy crazy train | 25 |
| #90 | toy deathbot | 11 |
| #815 | toy hoverpad | 11 |
| #131 | toy jet pack | 61 |
| #96 | toy maglev monorail | 11 |
| #496 | toy mercenary | 13 |
| #168 | toy ray gun | 62 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #152 | toy space helmet | 62 |
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| #256 | toy wheel | 35 |
| #231 | transporter transponder | 1 |
| #51 | tree skirt | 5 |
| #310 | tree-eating kite | 121 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
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| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
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| #498 | true grit | 1 |
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| #224 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
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| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #126 | underwater slingshot | 1 |
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| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
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| #59 | vampire pearl | 16 |
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| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #36 | velcro boots | 1 |
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| #152 | velcro ore | 1 |
| #35 | velcro paddle ball | 1 |
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| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #79 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
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| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
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| 🥇 | wholeberd | 550 |
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