| #9 | 7-inch discus | 13 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Item #13 | 13 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 12-gauge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con X Treasure Map | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| 🥇 | Size XI Wizard's Robe | 1 |
| #149 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Warehouse 23 bling | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | oriole-feather headdress | 17,023 |
| 🥇 | outrageous sombrero | 123 |
| 🥈 | party hat | 100,023 |
| #65 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 13 |
| #58 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 13 |
| #80 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 13 |
| #62 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 13 |
| #49 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 13 |
| #60 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 13 |
| #60 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 13 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #8 | vinyl shield | 13 |