| #194 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #185 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 37 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #155 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1216 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #272 | FDKOL hotcakes | 11 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #543 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #408 | Instant Karma | 15 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #254 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 12 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #87 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 14 |
| #285 | The Joy of Wassailing | 12 |
| #51 | The Necbronomicon | 4 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Uncle Romulus | 7 |
| #346 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #289 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #151 | antique pair of blue jeans | 5 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #364 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #865 | bananagate | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #112 | bone aperitif | 5 |
| #642 | bone chips | 12 |
| #105 | bone meal | 5 |
| #290 | bottle of fire | 11 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #670 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #304 | drop of water-37 | 11 |
| #43 | dueling turtle | 8 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #40 | grinning turtle | 6 |
| #82 | gummi ammonite | 3 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #120 | hideous egg | 21 |
| #149 | hobo nickel | 2,000 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #662 | licorice root | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #815 | pearidot | 2 |
| #23 | samurai turtle | 14 |
| #678 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #286 | sleeping stocking | 10 |
| #70 | sleeping wereturtle | 15 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #44 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 5 |
| #60 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 4 |
| #30 | soup turtle | 10 |
| #166 | strange cube | 10 |
| #818 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #25 | syncopated turtle | 11 |
| #82 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 12 |
| #406 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #148 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #499 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #67 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 6 |
| #43 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 8 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #332 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 6 |
| #146 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #59 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 6 |
| #247 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #303 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #500 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #169 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 9 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 6 |
| #50 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 15 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 5 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |