| #193 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #185 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 37 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #271 | FDKOL hotcakes | 11 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #541 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #402 | Instant Karma | 15 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #254 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 12 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #88 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 14 |
| #285 | The Joy of Wassailing | 12 |
| #51 | The Necbronomicon | 4 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #178 | Uncle Romulus | 7 |
| #343 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #289 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #154 | antique pair of blue jeans | 5 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #112 | bone aperitif | 5 |
| #644 | bone chips | 12 |
| #105 | bone meal | 5 |
| #290 | bottle of fire | 11 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #668 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #305 | drop of water-37 | 11 |
| #42 | dueling turtle | 8 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #40 | grinning turtle | 6 |
| #82 | gummi ammonite | 3 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #120 | hideous egg | 21 |
| #150 | hobo nickel | 2,000 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #814 | pearidot | 2 |
| #23 | samurai turtle | 14 |
| #677 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #286 | sleeping stocking | 10 |
| #69 | sleeping wereturtle | 15 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #45 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 5 |
| #61 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 4 |
| #30 | soup turtle | 10 |
| #166 | strange cube | 10 |
| #817 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #25 | syncopated turtle | 11 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 12 |
| #404 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #147 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #67 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 6 |
| #42 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 8 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #331 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #62 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 6 |
| #145 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #57 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 6 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #168 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 9 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 6 |
| #49 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 15 |
| #68 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 5 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |