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salticid

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#116	"KICK ME" sign	1
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#115	"meat" stick	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1118	1-ball	2
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1049	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1080	3-ball	2
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#221	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1112	4-ball	2
#140	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1076	5-ball	2
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1072	6-ball	2
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1115	7-ball	2
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1974	8-ball	2
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#81	8-bit banana	1
#401	9-ball	2
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#624	A. W. O. L. commendation	6
#108	ASCII fu manchu	1
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#275	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#231	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#232	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#260	Alice's Army Guard	1
#249	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#228	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#259	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#260	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#201	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#552	Amulet of Yendor	35
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#37	Ancient Saucehelm	27
#44	Angelhair Culottes	15
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#234	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#64	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#70	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#64	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#218	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#92	BURT	318
#45	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	15
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#108	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	73
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#151	Barulio's bottle	1
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#197	Battlie Light Saver	1
#186	Beach Buck	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#102	Beignet Milgranet	1
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#71	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#210	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#58	Black Hole	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#84	Blackfly Chardonnay	109
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#85	Bling of the New Wave	10
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#99	Blue Diamond of Honesty	5
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#14	Bonerdagon necklace	256
#35	Bonestabber	1
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#96	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#67	Boris's ring	20
#48	Boss Bat bling	65
#22	Boss Bat britches	185
#114	Boss Drops	1
#118	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#13	Brimstone Brooch	2
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#68	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
🥈	Byte	1
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#27	C.H.U.M. knife	22
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#125	CRIMBCO mug	121
#1196	CRIMBCO scrip	30
#37	CRIMBCO wine	133
#2427	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#41	CSA all-purpose soap	197
#32	CSA bravery badge	433
#75	CSA cheerfulness ration	118
#38	CSA obedience grenade	492
#63	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	253
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#150	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#46	Chinese curse words	7
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#571	Chroner	1
#248	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#33	Claybender glasses	27
#48	Climate Colada	1
#54	Cloaca Cola Polar	158
#1269	Cloaca grenade	5
#366	Cloaca-Cola	101
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#170	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	15
#231	Cloaca-Cola helmet	10
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#138	Cloaca-Cola shield	16
#104	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	7
#22	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	131
#13	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	23
#14	Codpiece of the Goblin King	179
#173	Coinspiracy	1
#73	Colander of Em-er'il	16
#46	Cold Hots candy	1,850
#68	Cold One	1
#100	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	8
#113	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	12
#71	Comet Pop	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#227	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#675	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#38	Cosmic Calorie	1,925
#80	Crazymaker	1
#351	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	16
#303	Crimbo Credit	20
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#53	Crimbo candied pecan	730
#56	Crimbo fudge	662
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#48	Crimbo peppermint bark	697
#322	Crimbo pie	7
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#362	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#166	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
#419	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#408	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#284	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	3
#180	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#410	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1236	Crimbuck	371
#112	Crown of the Goblin King	158
#94	Cursed Punch	1
#82	D roll	163
#138	DNOTC Box	3
#53	Daffy Taffy	1,129
#151	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#9	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	162
#143	Diet Cloaca Cola	10
#88	Disco 'Fro Pick	16
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#53	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	166
#103	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	153
#40	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	60
#185	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	9
#60	Dogsgotnonoz pills	7
#30	Dolphin King's crown	108
#983	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#86	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	39
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#94	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	97
#65	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	4
#99	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#49	Drowsy Sword	234
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#42	Duskwalker fangs	18
#42	Duskwalker syringe	48
#14	Dweebisol™ inhaler	110
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#175	Dyspepsi-Cola	455
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#427	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#175	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	12
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#54	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
#101	Eau de Guaneau	6
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#18	Effermint™ tablets	390
#58	El Sombrero De Lopez	24
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#40	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	12
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#173	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#50	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	7
#80	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	13
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	12
#85	Elder Turtle Shell	15
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#192	Elfin shortbread	5
#59	Elizabeth's Dollie	2
#51	Elizabeth's paintbrush	3
#20	Ellsbury's journal	3
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#40	Elmley shades	32
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#26	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#193	Ent cider	69
#86	Everlasting Deckswabber	9
#51	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#9	FDKOL commendation	29,793
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#227	Fantasma en la Máquina	2
#96	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	153
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#77	Fitspiration™ poster	22
#120	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#78	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#83	Fog Murderer	1
#22	Frankly Mr. Shank	3
#50	Frat Army FGF	175
#130	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#50	French bronilla brogurt	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#75	Friendliness Beverage	147
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#199	Frosty's frosty mug	9
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#118	Fu Manchu Wax	2
#95	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
#17	Fun-Guy spore	52
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#25	GOTO	233
#18	Gaia beads	417
#92	Galapagosian Cuisses	10
#265	Game Grid ticket	2
#116	Game Grid token	44
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#183	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#101	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	9
#84	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	4
#108	Gearhead Goo	4
#24	Genalen™ Bottle	349
#30	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#24	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#266	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	9
#99	Gnollish Crossdress	3
#41	Gnollish autoplunger	10
#157	Gnollish casserole dish	6
#267	Gnollish flyswatter	11
#87	Gnollish pie server	21
#94	Gnollish pie tin	88
#249	Gnollish plunger	11
#96	Gnollish slotted spoon	21
#116	Gnollish toolbox	61
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#920	Go-Wassail	4
#4	Goggles of Loathing	1
#53	Golden Light	1
#511	Goodfella contract	33
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#68	Grateful Undead T-shirt	10
#36	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	18
#221	Green Clover of Justice	9
#77	Green Giant	1
#77	Green Manalishi	26
#64	Groll doll	19
#137	Gummi-DNA	10
#312	Gummi-Gnauga	9
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#8	HOA zombie eyes	1
#20	Hairpiece On Fire	22
#13	Half a Purse	12
#27	Hand in Glove	3
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#44	Handsome Devil	1
🥇	Hat O' Nine Tails	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#49	Haymaker	1
#34	Heimandatz's heart	26
#613	Hell ramen	1
#8	Helps-You-Sleep	1
#37	Hippy Army MPE	417
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#170	How to Play Othello	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#21	Humpty Dumplings	2
#24	Hunger™ Sauce	6
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#40	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	159
#50	Iiti Kitty phone charm	144
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#998	Instant Karma	2
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#74	Iron Beta of Industry	126
#1199	Jack-in-the-box	1
#67	Jacob's rung	3
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#51	Jefferson wings	10
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#68	Jocko Homo's head	15
#137	Jolly Roger charrrm	34
#87	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	33
#461	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	15
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#66	Knob Goblin Mutagen	37
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#64	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	19
#52	Knob Goblin elite helm	119
#40	Knob Goblin elite pants	149
#42	Knob Goblin elite polearm	142
#90	Knob Goblin elite shirt	95
#64	Knob Goblin firecracker	432
#40	Knob Goblin harem pants	175
#86	Knob Goblin harem veil	76
#123	Knob Goblin learning pill	4
#121	Knob Goblin love potion	133
#238	Knob Goblin lunchbox	6
#129	Knob Goblin melon baller	25
#101	Knob Goblin pants	162
#62	Knob Goblin perfume	64
#49	Knob Goblin scimitar	348
#148	Knob Goblin seltzer	172
#265	Knob Goblin spatula	39
#81	Knob Goblin steroids	226
#108	Knob Goblin stink bomb	4
#154	Knob Goblin superseltzer	62
#150	Knob Goblin tongs	120
#316	Knob Goblin visor	19
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#149	Knob jelly donut	1
#63	Knob mushroom	307
#45	Knob nuts	34
#100	Knob pasty	6
#89	Knob sausage	152
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#68	Knoll mushroom	231
#193	Knoll shroomkabob	8
🥇	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	1
🥇	KoL Con Six Pack	1
#14	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	2
#71	Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#163	Krakrox's Loincloth	6
#58	LCD game: Burger Belt	24
#65	LCD game: Food Eater	17
#59	LCD game: Garbage River	22
🥇	LWA ring	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#45	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	21
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#43	Lederhosen of the Night	22
#26	Lemonade-235	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#21	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	98
#19	Li'l Businessman Kit	29
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#16	Lockenstock™ sandals	508
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#4	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	48
#43	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	279
#628	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	7
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#100	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	615
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#87	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1201	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#103	Mad Train wine	1,079
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#85	Manetwich	11
#52	Mariner's Friend cough drops	21
#35	Mark II Steam-Hat	2
#33	Mark III Steam-Hat	2
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#67	Mark V Steam-Hat	6
#49	Mark of the Bugbear	7
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#54	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	7
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#73	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	54
#297	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	2
#15	Mayor Ghost's cloak	2
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
🥉	Mayor Ghost's sash	2
#107	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	19
#202	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	19
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#100	Meat detector	6
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#23	Meat-inflating powder	38
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#41	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	2
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#58	yummy death watch beetle	43
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#71	zombie hollandaise	24
#21	zombie mariachi hat	1
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Wow, that's 376,756 items total!

what items are this player missing?