| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | 1 Meat | 1 |
| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #97 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥇 | Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| 🥈 | Frank Gorshin trophy | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #75 | Glo-Pop | 1 |
| #52 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Peppercorns of Power | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| 🥇 | Shagadelic Disco Banjo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Squeezebox of the Ages | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #10 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #65 | baggie of powdered sugar | 549 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #87 | barrel beryl | 1 |
| #15 | barrel beryl choker | 1 |
| #17 | barrel beryl nose ring | 1 |
| #14 | barrel beryl ring | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #196 | black gold | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #103 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | distilled seal blood | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #84 | drinks tray | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #115 | easter egg balloon | 118 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #26 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #19 | even more tinsel | 1 |
| #354 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #38 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #87 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #42 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #59 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| 🥇 | glowstick on a string | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #132 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #25 | golden banana | 1 |
| 🥇 | golden reeds | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #179 | grue egg | 116 |
| #249 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥇 | high-octane olive oil | 1 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #74 | hot and sour sauce | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #163 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | inexplicably glowing rock | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| 🥈 | lucky Tam O'Shatner | 1 |
| #340 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| 🥉 | nicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #416 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #37 | nugget of nicksilver | 1 |
| #44 | nugget of quicksilver | 1 |
| #36 | nugget of sicksilver | 1 |
| #45 | nugget of slicksilver | 1 |
| #36 | nugget of thicksilver | 1 |
| #39 | nugget of ticksilver | 1 |
| #42 | nugget of wicksilver | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| 🥇 | pile of shiny pebbles | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #102 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #127 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | puzzling trophy | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #6 | quicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #84 | radioactive spider venom | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #9 | rhinestone cowhorn | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| 🥇 | second-hand knockoff engagement ring | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #72 | shining goblet | 1 |
| #81 | shining halo | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #22 | shiny gold fronts | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #361 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #264 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #4 | sicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #7 | slicksilver spurs | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #78 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #71 | stench and sour sauce | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #129 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #7 | thicksilver spurs | 1 |
| 🥉 | ticksilver spurs | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥇 | turtle chain | 1 |
| #116 | unbearable light | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | vial of mojo | 1 |
| #170 | voodoo glowskull | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #4 | wicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |