| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #32 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 11 |
| #8 | 9-ball | 570 |
| 🥈 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1,743 |
| 🥉 | Admiral's hat | 1 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #67 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #63 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #18 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥇 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 2 |
| #69 | Bjorn's Hammer | 5 |
| #11 | Black Bart's Booty | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥉 | CSA fire-starting kit | 2,992 |
| #5 | Cold One | 3,938 |
| #4 | Crimbo Credit | 7,777 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #12 | Disco Banjo | 37 |
| #44 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 8 |
| 🥇 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 185 |
| #5 | Essence of Bear | 3 |
| 🥇 | FDKOL commendation | 65,536 |
| #4 | FDKOL tattoo | 13 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| 🥇 | Greatest American Pants | 13 |
| #4 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 150 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| #4 | Herring Daiquiri | 69 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| 🥈 | Jeans of Loathing | 2 |
| #4 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 4 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 12-gauge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con X Treasure Map | 1 |
| #51 | Lederhosen of the Night | 19 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mace of the Tortoise | 37 |
| #5 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 3 |
| #16 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 11 |
| 🥇 | ROM of Optimality | 5 |
| #10 | Rock and Roll Legend | 155 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| 🥇 | Size XI Wizard's Robe | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| 🥇 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 17 |
| 🥈 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 9 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 7 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #16 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 30 |
| #6 | airplane tattoo | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| 🥇 | bacon bath ball | 519 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| 🥇 | banana-frosted king cake | 80 |
| #11 | bath ball gift set | 124 |
| #78 | beer-scented teddy bear | 12 |
| 🥈 | best joke ever | 4 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #59 | booze-soaked cherry | 11 |
| #18 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #114 | can of V-11 | 4 |
| 🥉 | caustic slime nodule | 123 |
| 🥉 | club sandwich | 116 |
| #59 | comfy pillow | 12 |
| 🥉 | consolation ribbon | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #8 | cop dollar | 42,000 |
| 🥇 | crotchety pants | 31 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | dwarvish war kilt | 61 |
| 🥇 | electronic dulcimer pants | 111 |
| #75 | facsimile dictionary | 101 |
| #48 | foreign box | 4 |
| 🥉 | generic healing potion | 111,112 |
| #43 | giant marshmallow | 11 |
| #75 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 12 |
| 🥇 | glob of Blank-Out | 111 |
| #49 | goat beard | 211 |
| #25 | handful of hand chalk | 5,000 |
| 🥈 | hardened slime pants | 77 |
| #49 | heart of the volcano | 87 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | moist sack | 111 |
| 🥇 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 214 |
| #35 | note from Clancy | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #4 | peppermint tailings | 10,736 |
| #9 | pig-iron shinguards | 18 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| 🥈 | pint of sweat | 28,419 |
| 🥇 | psychoanalytic jar | 4,025 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #11 | raffle prize box | 44 |
| 🥇 | robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. | 37 |
| 🥉 | sack lunch | 4,766 |
| #5 | seal-blubber candle | 2,000 |
| 🥉 | single atom | 3,483 |
| #4 | slime-covered greaves | 4 |
| #25 | smoldering box | 5 |
| #134 | solid gold jewel | 2 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| 🥇 | spaghetti breakfast | 3,937 |
| 🥇 | special edition Batfellow comic | 458 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #78 | sponge cake | 11 |
| 🥉 | sucker bucket | 222 |
| 🥇 | sucker hakama | 2,222 |
| 🥉 | sucker kabuto | 222 |
| #4 | sucker tachi | 222 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #17 | tattered paper crown | 7 |
| #7 | twitching trigger finger | 9 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 42,000 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | your own black heart | 2,310 |