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RankItemQuantity
#1817-ball1
#325-Alarm Saucepan11
#89-ball570
🥈A. W. O. L. commendation1,743
🥉Admiral's hat1
#72Alice's Army Foil Alchemist1
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#37Alice's Army Foil Cleric1
#37Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#11Alice's Army Foil Dervish1
#59Alice's Army Foil Guard1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#31Alice's Army Foil Horseman1
#28Alice's Army Foil Lanceman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#11Alice's Army Foil Martyr1
#61Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#60Alice's Army Foil Page1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#15Alice's Army Foil Sniper1
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#18Antagonistic Snowman Kit1
#27Ax of L'rose1
🥇Banfoy's Boutique Order Form2
#69Bjorn's Hammer5
#11Black Bart's Booty2
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
🥉CSA fire-starting kit2,992
#5Cold One3,947
#4Crimbo Credit7,777
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator1
#12Disco Banjo37
#44Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate8
🥇El Vibrato trapezoid185
#5Essence of Bear3
🥇FDKOL commendation65,536
#4FDKOL tattoo13
🥈Fuzzby1
🥈General Assembly Module3
🥇Greatest American Pants13
#4Greaves of the Murk Lord150
🥇Hat O' Nine Tails1
#4Herring Daiquiri69
#20Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!1
🥈Jeans of Loathing2
#4Jodhpurs of Violence4
🥇KoL Con 12-gauge1
🥇KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet1
🥇KoL Con X Treasure Map1
#51Lederhosen of the Night19
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#14Mace of the Tortoise37
#5Pantaloons of Hatred3
#16Pasta Spoon of Peril11
🥇ROM of Optimality5
#10Rock and Roll Legend155
🥈Seven Loco1
🥇Size XI Wizard's Robe1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
🥈Tales of the Word Realms3
🥇The Necbromancer's Shorts17
🥈The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff9
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥈Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants7
🥈Underworld acorn1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#16Volartta's bellbottoms30
#6airplane tattoo1
#117anniversary gift box10
#126archaeologing shovel1
🥇bacon bath ball519
#1145banana1
🥇banana-frosted king cake80
#11bath ball gift set124
#78beer-scented teddy bear12
🥈best joke ever4
#90bindle of joy1
#59booze-soaked cherry11
#19box of Gratitude chocolates3
#114can of V-114
🥉caustic slime nodule123
🥉club sandwich116
#59comfy pillow12
🥉consolation ribbon11
🥉control crystal1
#8cop dollar42,000
🥇crotchety pants31
#87delicious star salad1
🥈dwarvish war kilt61
🥇electronic dulcimer pants111
#75facsimile dictionary101
#48foreign box4
🥉generic healing potion111,112
#43giant marshmallow11
#75gin-soaked blotter paper12
🥇glob of Blank-Out111
#49goat beard211
#25handful of hand chalk5,000
🥈hardened slime pants77
#49heart of the volcano87
#691invisible bag1
#41jingle bell1
🥇moist sack111
🥇myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball214
#35note from Clancy2
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#4peppermint tailings10,736
#9pig-iron shinguards18
🥈pile of smoking rags1
🥈pint of sweat28,444
🥇psychoanalytic jar4,034
#5puzzling ribbon2
#11raffle prize box44
🥇robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.37
🥉sack lunch4,775
#5seal-blubber candle2,000
🥉single atom3,492
#4slime-covered greaves4
#25smoldering box5
#134solid gold jewel2
#41sorority girl's box1
🥇spaghetti breakfast3,946
🥇special edition Batfellow comic459
🥈speed limit shield1
#78sponge cake11
🥉sucker bucket222
🥇sucker hakama2,222
🥉sucker kabuto222
#4sucker tachi222
#17talkative skull1
🥈talking spade1
#17tattered paper crown7
#7twitching trigger finger9
🥇webbed comic mask1
🥉white chocolate and tomato pizza42,000
🥇yield shield1
🥈your own black heart2,310

Wow, that's 348,933 items total!

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