| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #430 | CRIMBCO mug | 29 |
| #329 | CRIMBCO wine | 23 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #4 | Spooky Putty ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #587 | baggie of powdered sugar | 21 |
| 🥈 | bakelite badge | 2 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #17 | bewitching boots | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #805 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #29 | d6 | 540 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #140 | incense bath ball | 7 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #148 | killing jar | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #68 | oil pan | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #179 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #613 | stuffed martini | 13 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |