Museum :: Lizmeis

Lizmeis

Rank	Item	Quantity
#73	"DRINK ME" potion	750
#82	"KICK ME" sign	8
#50	1952 Mickey Mantle card	210
#61	8-bit banana	3
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#21	Agitated Turkey	10
#18	Ambitious Turkey	550
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#88	Ancient Protector Soda	7
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#222	Angelhair Culottes	5
#162	Argarggagarg's fang	9
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#140	BACON	11
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#408	BRICKO brick	10
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#108	BURT	285
#180	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#168	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	56
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#479	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#473	Blood Light	4
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1368	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#160	Boozehounds Anonymous token	5
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#864	Boss Bat britches	16
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#68	CRIMBCO mug	248
#151	CRIMBCO wine	48
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#33	CSA cheerfulness ration	500
#51	CSA fire-starting kit	426
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#198	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#758	Codpiece of the Goblin King	10
#325	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#447	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#130	Corpse Island iced tea	39
#21	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	126
#234	Crimbo Credit	41
#265	Crimbo Factory surprise box	8
#419	Crimbo salad	3
#278	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#7	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	2
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#381	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	3
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#407	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#372	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	3
#992	Crimbuck	657
#439	Crown of the Goblin King	56
#42	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	91
#660	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#319	Dolphin King's crown	14
#428	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
#311	Drowsy Sword	62
#205	Dust bunny	1
#654	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#389	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#198	Elder Turtle Shell	10
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#39	FDKOL hotcakes	211
#151	Fantasma en la Máquina	12
#37	Flaskfull of Hollow	867
#25	Friendly Turkey	5
#369	Frosty's frosty mug	4
#116	Galapagosian Cuisses	8
#101	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	9
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#123	Go-Wassail	163
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#201	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	23
#155	Heimandatz's heart	9
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#8	How to Avoid Scams	12,525
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#106	Instant Karma	108
#999	Iron Beta of Industry	4
#62	Jack-in-the-box	65
#121	Jocko Homo's head	11
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#249	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
#282	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	59
#481	LED block	2
#147	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	12
#214	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	6
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#318	Lederhosen of the Night	4
#196	Let Me Be!	7
#836	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	32
#1200	M-242	1
#67	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	6
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#15	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1,345
#17	Mini-Crimbot crate	5
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#47	New Cloaca-Cola	6
#101	New Zealand iced tea	140
#290	Newbiesport™ tent	8
#348	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#258	Nightstalker perfume	8
#128	Nuclear Blastball	16
#12	Okee-Dokee soda	149
#302	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#215	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#19	P.B.L.T.	864
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#79	Racisto Ruidoso	6
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#142	Rompedores de Fantasmas	13
#48	Safari Jack's moustache	16
#336	Scalp of Gorgolok	8
#821	Schrödinger's thermos	5
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
🥈	Seven Loco	1
#441	Silver Bullet beer	3
#70	Sogg-Os	7
#945	Summer Nights	1
#59	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	4
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#187	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	15
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#472	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#65	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#82	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#76	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#238	The Joy of Wassailing	14
#61	The Lot's engagement ring	1
#142	The Mariachi's guitar case	11
#51	The Necbronomicon	4
#198	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	2
#377	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#989	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#246	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	3
#1031	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#395	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	7
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#899	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	3
#447	Thwaitgold spider statuette	6
#768	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	11
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#302	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	42
#363	Uncle Romulus	3
#2405	Valentine	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#266	Volartta's bellbottoms	5
#232	Wand of Nagamar	25
#90	Wet Russian	3
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#113	Yakisoba's hat	10
#201	Yellow Moon of Compassion	14
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#315	adorable seal larva	8
#71	alien drugs	46
#27	alien force field disruptor bean	21
#64	alien protein powder	3
#104	alien source code printout	3
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#54	almost-dead walkie-talkie	119
#151	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#25	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	129
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#117	anniversary gift box	10
#27	antimatter wad	21
#544	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#212	antique machete	1
#94	antique nutcracker figurine	3
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#609	antique record album	3
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#145	asbestos crossbow	5
#110	asbestos crossbow string	2
#180	asbestos sword	4
#34	ash soda	1
#519	astral mushroom	14
#186	baby killer bee	51
#779	baconstone	10
#838	badass belt	63
#326	bag of bones	5
#898	ball	6
#664	balloon monkey	2
#825	banana	3
#218	banjo strings	1
#380	bark rootbeer	2
#45	barnacled barrel	17
#75	barrel beryl	2
#334	barrrnacle	47
#52	bath ball gift set	55
#479	battered Crimbo Crate	22
#75	beautiful rainbow	6
#104	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#282	bindlestocking	10
#334	bite-me-red lipstick	41
#60	black and white cracker	5
#72	black kettle drum	31
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#68	black spot	12
#137	blank diary	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#345	blind-packed capsule toy	10
#192	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	70
#70	blob of Alphredo™	7
#90	blue mana	1
#941	blue plasma ball	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#44	blue tulip	11
#301	bone aperitif	1
#486	bone chips	25
#277	bone meal	1
#183	borrowed time	1
#38	bottle of Blank-Out	400
#283	bottle of bubbles	39
#51	bottle of fruity "wine"	3
#300	bottle of goofballs	80
#191	bottled day	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#55	box of Pokëmann band-aids	59
#3615	box of sunshine	18
#102	brain preservation fluid	3
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#34	brass gear	475
#369	bread line	2
#214	breaded beer	3
#30	breakfast mess	798
#35	breakfast miracle	10
#191	brine	90
#98	bubble-wrap simulator	10
#6	bucket of wine	1,460
#639	buckyball	7
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#373	can of Binarrrca	26
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#214	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	38
#300	candied bolts	5
#287	candied nuts	5
#217	candied yams	38
#191	candy cane	201
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#240	candy skeleton	1
#41	candy stake	132
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#117	casino pass	34
#44	catfish whiskers	22
#229	chainsaw chain	2
#70	chakra sludge	17
#128	cheer extractor	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#231	chocolate cigar	8
#63	chocolate turtle totem	16
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#155	chrome crossbow	5
#121	chrome staff	5
#90	chrome sword	9
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#3274	club necklace	1
#62	club sandwich	9
#27	coal paperweight	1
#761	cocoa egg	7
#403	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#98	comfy coffin	9
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#71	communal gobstopper	7
#313	cookie cookie	3
#233	cool whip	20
#36	corned-beef Reuben	116
#9	cornucopia	675
#86	corpse on the beach	52
#44	corpsebite	8
#110	corpsedriver	41
#102	corpsetini	44
#45	correction fluid	55
#378	corrupted data	31
#362	costume sword	1
#172	cranberry margarita (brackish)	2
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#122	crappy brain	42
#44	crumbling rat skull	16
#249	crystalline cheer	379
#64	cursed wishbone	6
#17	cylindrical mold	211
#1025	daisy	1
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#64	decanter of fine Scotch	4
#115	decent brain	86
#87	delicious star salad	1
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#375	denim axe	1
#97	depleted uranium seal figurine	7
#123	designer handbag	19
#127	devilish folio	10
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#131	dill	243
#84	dingy planks	6
#42	disassembled clover	3,362
#417	disintegrating sheet music	2
#1263	doll house	2
#466	donated food	3
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#206	dope wheels	4
#77	dream of a dog	1
#88	droll monocle	15
#289	drywall axe	47
#79	dumb mud	3
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#493	easter egg balloon	47
#54	effluvious emerald	36
#207	eggnog	90
#126	eldritch alignment spray	1
#299	electrical thingamabob	13
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1273	elven moonshine	3
#1744	elven suicide capsule	6
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#1014	ennui-flavored potato chips	3
#593	evil googly eye	7
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#46	expensive cigar	5
#90	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#427	extra-greasy slider	4
#692	facsimile dictionary	13
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#22	fancy beef jerky	8
#924	fancy opera glasses	1
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#467	felt	19
#1174	festive sausage	1
#33	fiery wing	233
#61	filet of The Fish	3
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#67	filthy lucre	283
#91	fish juice box	17
#160	fistful of ashes	29
#44	flask of mining oil	187
#819	flavored foot massage oil	1
#23	floaty pebbles	12
#69	fluid of fudge-finding	5
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#121	foreign box	1
#145	fossilized baboon skull	5
#109	fossilized bat skull	6
#227	fossilized demon skull	2
#284	fossilized limb	35
#172	fossilized serpent skull	5
#142	fossilized spider skull	4
#194	fossilized spike	23
#166	fossilized spine	12
#269	fossilized torso	20
#234	fossilized wing	17
#161	fossilized wyrm skull	5
#89	fountain 'soda'	2
#111	freshwater fishbone	3
#280	friendly cheez blob	8
#285	frigid air mattress	3
#127	frigid mote	6
#240	frozen banquet	10
#172	fruitcake	128
#1045	fudgecule	68
#63	fumble formula	1
#259	funhouse mirror	2
#54	future drug: Coolscaline	42
#53	future drug: Muscularactum	46
#52	future drug: Smartinex	52
#459	fuzzy busby	4
#375	fuzzy earmuffs	4
#418	fuzzy montera	3
#830	garish pinky ring	2
#44	gearbox necklace	14
#216	ghost cucumber	184
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#209	ghost protocol	3
#380	ghost trap	1
#364	ghostly body paint	9
#984	giant designer sunglasses	1
#199	giant discarded bottlecap	25
#745	giant discarded plastic fork	12
#302	giant discarded torn-up glove	15
#317	giant pinky ring	52
#74	gift card	4
#78	gift-a-pult	5
#174	gingerbread bugbear	146
#58	gingerbread horror	98
#608	gingerbread house	1
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#50	glacial sapphire	23
#63	glass of bourbon	10
#65	glowing frisbee	1
#97	goblin water	6
#207	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#36	gold tooth	18
#484	gold wedding ring	8
#24	golden tattoo gun	2
#221	good brain	97
#70	gooey paste	1
#501	googly eye	27
#99	gooified animal matter	30
#212	gooified vegetable matter	9
#41	gourmet gourami oil	39
#33	government cheese	143
#34	government-issued night-vision goggles	21
#158	green rocket	2
#39	grilled cheese sandwich	2
#105	grim fairy tale	1
#6	grimstone mask	520
#55	grouper fangirl	1
#755	grue egg	35
#61	gun cleaning kit	4
#63	guy made of bee pollen	48
#257	gyroscope	11
#786	hamethyst	10
#21	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	8
#21	handful of Laughing Willow bark	8
#43	handful of Smithereens	244
#427	handful of confetti	92
#124	handful of crafty noodles	4
#32	handful of honey	229
#127	handful of numbers	3
#20	headless sparrow	125
#3382	heart necklace	1
#135	heart of the volcano	49
#101	heavy leather-bound tome	2
#302	hemp candy necklace	3
#311	herbal stuffing	26
#38	hermit factoid	18
#605	hermit permit	1
#1704	herringcello	7
#120	hideous egg	21
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#116	honey stick	3
#122	hot plate	25
#95	huge bowl of candy	19
#22	huge pumpkin	23
#98	hushed puppy	4
#1217	iGoogly	5
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#63	imp unity ring	87
#299	incense bath ball	3
#138	intriguing puzzle box	3
#82	ivory cue ball	2
#117	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	4
#413	jar of fermented pickle juice	4
#38	jar of squeeze	15
#453	java cookie	2
#734	jawbruiser	4
#191	jerky coins	114
#41	jingle bell	1
#82	jug of baconstone juice	1
#110	kamicorpse-ee	3
#360	ketchup hound	11
#1114	kite	5
#944	kneecapping stick	9
#1418	knuckle sandwich	2
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#84	leather bookmark	7
#205	left parenthesis	1
#1151	length of string	7
#729	lewd playing card	2
#270	library card	1
#975	licorice garrote	3
#301	linoleum crossbow	2
#91	linoleum crossbow string	2
#178	linoleum staff	4
#222	linoleum sword	4
#81	lint	75
#42	liquid ice	19
#79	liquid shifting time weirdness	17
#68	little red jam	1
#225	live lobster	2
#836	live wire	1
#258	llama lama gong	8
#60	lost key	74
#570	lovecat tail	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#226	lucky rabbit's foot	26
#19	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	8
#39	lupine appetite hormones	1
#209	macaroni duck	9
#151	magnetic sculpture kit	5
#212	magnificent oyster egg	1
#84	makeshift cape	4
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#25	mangled squirrel	116
#65	mariachi toothpaste	2
#53	marine aquamarine	5
#144	marshmallow flambé	4
#249	massive gemstone	2
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#19	meadeorite	195
#39	mime army camouflage kit	4
#27	mime army rations	12
#42	mime army superserum	4
#99	mime army wine	4
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#117	mini-martini	6
#148	minin' dynamite	4
#453	molten brick	1
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#44	motivational poster	60
#264	muffled muffuletta	2
#690	mugcake	1
#69	mysterious silver lapel pin	23
#116	nanite-infested candy cane	127
#35	nanite-infested eggnog	109
#34	nanite-infested fruitcake	112
#34	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	136
#926	nanofiber cloth	3
#363	necrotizing body spray	17
#50	nega-mushroom	36
#181	not-a-pipe	2
#73	nugget of Crimbonium	78
#489	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#125	obnoxious riddle	3
#298	obsidian dagger	51
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#425	off-white striped oyster egg	7
#1307	old sweatpants	19
#220	oldcake	2
#320	orange candygram	1
#93	overpriced "imported" beer	3
#246	pack of pogs	77
#49	packet of orchid seeds	3
#71	padded tortoise	3
#142	paint bomb	4
#531	pants of the Slug Lord	7
#95	paperclip	517
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#78	paperclip sproinger	2
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#146	paranormal ricotta	4
#274	pat-a-cake pendant	4
#663	peanut brittle shield	1
🥈	pebblebräu	106
#1698	penguin focaccia bread	5
#29	peppermint sprout	490
#143	percent sign	2
#219	personalized birthday cake	7
#2716	pet rock	1
#614	petit 4.1	2
#117	petit fortran	5
#332	phish stick	3
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#45	pixel coin	68
#101	pixel power cell	1
#44	pixellated moneybag	92
#375	plastic ingot	4
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#326	pool cue	19
#132	pork elf goodies sack	59
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#105	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	4
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
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#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
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#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
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#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
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#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
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#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
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#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
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#2188	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#1824	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#1758	tiny plastic drunk goat	4
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#3310	tiny plastic grue	5
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#3334	tiny plastic leprechaun	5
#3312	tiny plastic levitating potato	5
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#2827	tiny plastic mosquito	6
#1765	tiny plastic ninja snowman	4
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#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
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#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#55	una poca de gracia	25
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#64	unearthly onyx	26
#268	unfinished fruitcake	1
#98	untamable turtle	14
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#329	voodoo snuff	4
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#138	warbear bearserker mead	2
#83	warbear bearserker potion	22
#68	warbear blizzard mead	10
#56	warbear breakfast machine assembler	10
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#159	warbear feasting mead	2
#49	warbear high-efficiency still	4
#23	warbear induction oven	5
#88	warbear liquid overcoat	24
#61	warbear officer requisition box	14
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#88	warbear superpotion	1
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#367	whisker pencil	13
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#276	wind-up meatcar	43
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#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#1885	yo-yo	3
#243	zombie pineal gland	19

Wow, that's 47,381 items total!

what items are this player missing?