| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| #169 | Mad Train wine | 626 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2239 | box of sunshine | 54 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #84 | bum cheek | 238 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #126 | dirty hobo gloves | 232 |
| #51 | easter egg balloon | 169 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #133 | moxie weed | 207 |
| #135 | soul doorbell | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |