| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 34 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 30 |
| #319 | Boss Bat britches | 43 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | Bugfinder Blade | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #716 | CRIMBCO mug | 14 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #699 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #940 | Crimbuck | 755 |
| #549 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #714 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #599 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 45 |
| #92 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 100 |
| 🥇 | Marvelous Unitard | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #96 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 65 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 11 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 12 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #16 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 2 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #416 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #423 | badass belt | 104 |
| 🥈 | banana-frosted king cake | 76 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #450 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #206 | bit of clingfilm | 19 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #391 | blue glowstick | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #6 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 32 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #851 | box of sunshine | 323 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #18 | cursed cutlass | 4 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #859 | duct tape | 27 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1183 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #465 | fake hand | 61 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #1491 | filthy lucre | 8 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #238 | fuzzy dice | 15 |
| 🥇 | gamma nog | 42,618 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #680 | green beer | 16 |
| #557 | green candy heart | 17 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #376 | green pixel | 129 |
| #37 | green pixel potion | 43 |
| #454 | green snowcone | 15 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #268 | grue egg | 86 |
| #950 | handful of confetti | 44 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #581 | heart necklace | 12 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #349 | motivational poster | 12 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #417 | obsidian dagger | 41 |
| #1185 | old sweatpants | 26 |
| #368 | orange glowstick | 6 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #15 | packet of orchid seeds | 18 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #158 | pink glowstick | 12 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #704 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #88 | purple glowstick | 17 |
| #160 | red balloon | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #372 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #4 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 2 |
| #354 | slow jam collection | 12 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #714 | spectre scepter | 46 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #356 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #267 | stainless steel slacks | 11 |
| #355 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
| #168 | stainless steel suspenders | 18 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #805 | string of green beads | 15 |
| #10 | stuffed hand turkey | 4,208 |
| #191 | stuffed martini | 51 |
| 🥇 | sucker bucket | 1,337 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #22 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 25 |
| #448 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #564 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #148 | wang | 24 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #138 | worthless gewgaw | 88 |
| #145 | worthless knick-knack | 102 |
| #92 | worthless trinket | 122 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #283 | wumpus hair | 5 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |