Museum :: King Stupid

King Stupid

Rank	Item	Quantity
#40	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	21
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#36	Alewife™ Ale	105
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#36	Asleep in the Cemetery	21
#7	Atomic Comic	26
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#89	BGE merchandise order form	42
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#123	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	8
#26	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	87
#12	Barulio's bottle	94
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#14	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	18
#14	Blackfly Chardonnay	1,619
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#30	Blizzards I Have Died In	12
#173	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#37	Bohemian rhapsody	33
#98	Bone's Farm "wine"	17
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#164	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#609	CRIMBCO mug	18
#423	CRIMBCO wine	18
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#228	CRIMBCOLOAF	10
#27	Chester's bag of candy	3
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#24	Chorale of Companionship	3
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#38	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	8
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#58	Cookbook of the Damned	9
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#156	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	25
#186	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	2
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#148	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	3
#76	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	7
#122	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	4
#99	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	5
#152	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	3
#89	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	6
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#147	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	31
#171	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#155	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	25
#185	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	7
#94	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	5
#151	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	27
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#114	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	4
#102	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	17
#155	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	25
#127	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	12
#166	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	21
#83	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	6
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#362	Crimbuck	2,721
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#44	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	245
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#105	Ent cider	149
#334	FDKOL commendation	1,072
#142	Feynman gate	89
#50	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	3
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#179	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
#143	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	7
#15	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	18
#16	Genalen™ Bottle	912
#23	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	8
#90	Goodfella contract	615
#44	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	16
#17	Green Clover of Justice	54
#171	Gummi-DNA	7
#46	Heimandatz's heart	21
#39	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	2
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#24	Hodgman's almanac	2
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#9	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	5
#5	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	6
#27	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	3
#11	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	6
#11	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	4
#108	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	9
#470	Iron Beta of Industry	16
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
#14	Kissin' Cousins	16
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#363	LED block	3
#35	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	24
#47	Lars the Cyberian	6
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#36	Lederhosen of the Night	24
#20	Let Me Be!	30
#156	Mad Train wine	708
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#30	Maxing, Relaxing	15
#114	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	63
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#29	Mer-kin fastjuice	45
#109	Mer-kin foodbucket	6
#39	Mer-kin healscroll	34
#19	Mer-kin hidepaint	63
#46	Mer-kin killscroll	20
#67	Mer-kin pinkslip	3
#12	Mer-kin prayerbeads	71
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#43	Mer-kin takebag	18
#69	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2
#53	Necrotelicomnicon	16
#44	Newman's Own Trousers	16
#304	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	22
#17	Nose Ring of Putrescence	3
#10	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	436
#14	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	415
#10	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	414
#18	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	76
#16	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	73
#16	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	94
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#119	Orange Star of Sacrifice	17
#215	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#195	Pink Heart of Spirit	5
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#165	Ram's Face Lager	325
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#114	Russian Ice	1
#170	Safari Jack's moustache	8
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#22	Sensual Massage for Creeps	24
🥈	Seven Loco	1
#102	Sinful Desires	7
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#9	Summer Nights	33
#14	Supernova Champagne	2,481
#120	Tales from the Fireside	7
#36	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	36
#384	Tales of the Word Realms	1
#13	The Art of Slapfighting	69
#326	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#23	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	186
#70	The Joy of Wassailing	26
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#39	The Mariachi's guitar case	29
#51	The Necbronomicon	4
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#23	The Ring	3
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#23	The Snitch's Manifesto	8
#17	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	10
#262	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	14
#58	Thwaitgold ant statuette	10
#220	Thwaitgold bee statuette	8
#264	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#605	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	5
#312	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	2
#1163	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	2
#1406	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#145	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	11
#798	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	6
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#390	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	2
#442	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	10
#371	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#314	Thwaitgold spider statuette	10
#388	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	16
#1042	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#105	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	5
#509	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#12	Travels with Jerry	48
#32	Uncle Romulus	47
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#334	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#113	Yakisoba's hat	10
#17	Yellow Moon of Compassion	58
#252	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	5
#238	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	9
#860	adorable seal larva	3
#361	agua de vida	1
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#680	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#103	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	15
#140	antique bottle of cough syrup	5
#76	antique bottle opener	10
#374	antique greaves	15
#60	antique painting of a landscape	10
#59	antique pair of blue jeans	11
#157	antique record album	19
#74	antique souvenir drawing	10
#297	astronaut pants	31
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#177	awful poetry journal	1,035
#193	baconstone	37
#502	bag of bones	1
#280	ball	23
#172	ballast turtle	1
#172	battered Crimbo Crate	80
#169	bazookafish bubble gum	17
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#73	big slimy cyst	4
#18	bilge wine	4,117
#97	bindlestocking	21
#297	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	21
#76	boilermaker	12
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#111	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	28
#257	bottle of Definit	4
#133	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	19
#48	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	80
#107	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	49
#31	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	484
#26	bottle of Mystic Shell	38
#105	bottle of Ooze-O	15
#11	bottle of Pete's Sake	116
#11	bottle of Pinot Renoir	389
#77	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	14
#22	bottle of alcohol	312
#105	bottle of antifreeze	9
#23	bottle of black cat tonic	125
#190	bottle of bubbles	62
#89	bottle of cooking sherry	35
#11	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	3
#98	bottle of gin	447
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#29	bottle of melodramamine	8
#21	bottle of perfume	4
#213	bottle of pirate juice	4
#103	bottle of popskull	33
#46	bottle of realpagne	15
#65	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	6
#107	bottle of rum	1,048
#388	bottle of sewage schnapps	11
#181	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	6
#91	bottle of tequila	525
#40	bottle of ultravitamins	17
#43	bottle of vodka	1,280
#72	bottle of whiskey	1,043
#57	bottle of wine	42
#24	bottled inspiration	120
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#115	buckyball	53
#801	can of Binarrrca	10
#204	can of CRIMBCOLA	10
#1527	candy cane	20
#2397	candy stake	3
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#270	capacitor relay	44
#169	catsup	1
#88	charged magnet	1
#119	cheap elven gloves	28
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#30	cream stout	186
#15	cruelty-free wine	912
#59	crystallized memory	4
#25	cursed bottle of black-label rum	95
#30	cursed bottle of rum	97
#55	cyborg stompin' boot	15
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#123	das boot	1
#53	decanter of fine Scotch	5
#250	delicious salad	215
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#226	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
#26	dinged-up triangle	3
#207	disintegrating sheet music	23
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#1483	disturbing fanfic	6
#51	diving muff	5
#48	donkey flipbook	14
#100	drab sonata	81
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#111	dusty Crimbo crate	69
#20	dusty bottle of Marsala	1,540
#21	dusty bottle of Merlot	1,548
#19	dusty bottle of Muscat	1,509
#25	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1,502
#18	dusty bottle of Port	1,705
#19	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1,471
#38	effluvious emerald	51
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#52	elven moonshine	136
#83	elven socks	39
#70	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	178
#147	empty agua de vida bottle	1,330
#315	epic wad	1
#503	evil googly eye	9
#496	evil teddy bear	27
#660	facsimile dictionary	14
#62	fancy bath salts	474
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#175	fancy dress ball	89
#649	felt	14
#117	festive holiday hat	29
#286	fine wine	21
#22	flaming mushroom wine	21
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#103	floaty inverse geode	2
#76	friendly cheez blob	20
#706	frozen banquet	1
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#781	gingerbread bugbear	29
#1323	gingerbread horror	5
#608	gingerbread house	1
#216	gingerbread mutant bugbear	15
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#50	glacial sapphire	23
#236	glistening fish meat	1
#39	glob of green slime	67
#18	gloomy mushroom wine	38
#86	glowing esca	1
#177	gyroscope	16
#248	hamethyst	31
#139	handful of confetti	204
#119	heart of the volcano	52
#43	heavy leather-bound tome	6
#100	heavy metal sonata	7
#744	herringcello	24
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#184	hyperinflated seal lung	1
#176	iGoogly	146
#275	ice stein	1
#464	ice-cold Willer	90
#53	icy mushroom wine	8
#71	imitation crab crate	11
#62	immense cyborg hand	25
#48	ink bladder	23
#691	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	3
#389	irradiated candy cane	10
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#696	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#15	ketchup	582
#35	kickback cookbook	13
#615	killer rag doll	4
#52	killing feather	255
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#19	knuckle sandwich	673
#60	laser-broiled pear	107
#134	leather bookmark	2
#1751	length of string	1
#33	library card	45
#57	live nautical mine	5
#1028	logic synthesizer	7
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#289	love song of icy revenge	1
#341	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#345	love song of smoldering passion	1
#319	love song of vague ambiguity	1
#209	macaroni duck	9
#1689	mafia aria	3
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#224	maple syrup	25
🥉	marinara jug	1
#29	marine aquamarine	11
#80	medium slimy cyst	1
#58	mole skin notebook	2
#148	monomolecular yo-yo	456
#32	mutant cactus bud	1
#30	mutant fire ant egg	1
#31	mutant gila monster egg	1
#39	mutant rattlesnake egg	1
#119	mylar scout drone	38
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#530	nanite-infested eggnog	9
#613	nanite-infested fruitcake	8
#263	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	16
#41	nanofiber cloth	146
#15	natural fennel soda	509
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#261	oozenog	11
#50	oversized fish scaler	42
#133	packet of mayfly bait	1
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#506	paperclip	76
#196	paranormal ricotta	3
#363	parasitic claw	1
#12	passable elf mask	153
#24	patent antipsychotics	109
#22	patent leather shoes	158
#21	penguin thesaurus	181
#531	plastic passion fruit	2
#41	plum wine	30
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#26	polyalloy shield	44
#101	pork elf goodies sack	75
#321	porquoise	23
#359	possessed top	15
#14	pressurized potion of perception	46
#59	pressurized potion of proficiency	1
#68	pressurized potion of puissance	1
#71	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1
#92	psycho sweater	4
#48	pulsing flesh	44
#182	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	6
#489	razor-tipped yo-yo	17
#37	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	49
#20	recording of Chorale of Companionship	613
#22	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	1,165
#44	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	41
#24	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	101
#41	recording of Prelude of Precision	41
#43	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	27
#438	reverse-oscillating klystron	8
#289	rhesus monkey	2
#66	rigid carapace	39
#265	roboduck-on-a-string	5
#170	rockfish stomach	1
#2677	rogue swarmer	1
#37	rough fish scale	62
#112	rusty compass	1
#55	rusty porthole	1
#57	rusty rivet	7
#99	sand dollar	244
#41	sandcastle	4
#54	sawblade fragment	281
#150	scintillating powder	1
#222	sea broccoli	1
#210	sea cauliflower	1
#70	sea grease	2
#48	sea salt crystal	19
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#23	sensitive poetry journal	54
#38	shadowy seal eye	2
#35	sham champagne	14
#77	shark cartilage	4
#15	shimmering rainbow sand	76
#133	shimmering tendrils	5
#32	silver cheese-slicer	7
#39	silver paté knife	3
#37	silver salt-shaker	6
#69	silver shotgun shell	9
#31	silver shrimp fork	81
#38	single swig of vodka	6
#77	sinister altar fragment	5
#30	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	9
#594	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#52	sleeping stocking	27
#109	slick fish meat	7
#176	slime convention coupons	1
#183	slime convention flyers	1
#146	slime convention pin	1
#76	slime convention swag bag	10
#189	slime convention t-shirt	1
🥉	slime stack	108
#213	slime-soaked brain	1
#121	slime-soaked sweat gland	2
#24	slimy alveolus	100
#71	slimy fermented bile bladder	336
#62	slimy sweetbreads	398
#238	soggy seed packet	1
#782	solid gold bowling ball	19
#132	spaghetti cult mask	10
#95	spaghetti cult rosary	14
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#1071	spooky length of string	8
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#1333	spooky stuffing	2
#178	square CRIMBCOOKIE	7
#134	stainless steel scarf	17
#461	stainless steel shillelagh	9
#221	stainless steel skullcap	11
#130	stainless steel slacks	16
#131	stainless steel solitaire	14
#69	stainless steel suspenders	31
#34	steamy ruby	67
#88	stepmom's booze	4
#785	stick	2
#70	stinky cheese ball	1
#21	stinky mushroom wine	15
#61	stray chihuahua	28
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#928	stringy sinew	9
#325	sturdy Crimbo crate	51
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#23	superduperball	4
#349	synthetic stuffing	27
#39	tawdry amethyst	44
#38	teflon swim fins	1
#497	theoretical string	27
#11	thistle wine	916
#85	throbbing rage gland	4
🥇	time sleigh	1
#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#298	tiny bottle of absinthe	59
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#267	tiny slimy cyst	1
#1592	toothsome rock	4
#370	top	12
#730	toy crazy train	11
#268	toy deathbot	4
#1104	toy hoverpad	6
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#418	toy maglev monorail	3
#539	toy mercenary	12
#305	toy ray gun	34
#702	toy soldier	2
#1439	toy space helmet	3
#734	tree-eating kite	39
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#79	twitching claw	39
#37	unearthly onyx	59
#911	unstable DNA	45
#43	unstable laser battery	257
#305	untamable turtle	7
#664	unusual disco ball	4
#124	vampire glitter	4
#74	vibrating cyborg knife	33
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#133	wad of slimy rags	6
#102	wine-soaked bone chips	10
#106	wok lobster	1
#743	wooden block	3

Wow, that's 51,295 items total!

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