Museum :: Asimantos

Asimantos

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#148	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	6
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#745	BGE merchandise order form	3
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#535	BGE shotglass	15
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#177	BRAINS shorts	7
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#178	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	15
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#83	Blood Light	43
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#246	Bone's Farm "wine"	8
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1264	CRIMBCO mug	5
#1463	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#63	Crimbot battery	40
#132	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	33
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#141	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	33
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#146	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	27
#171	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	8
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#141	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	32
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#171	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#112	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	15
#150	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	27
#163	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	8
#160	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	23
#1527	Crimboween memo	5
#1591	Crimbuck	125
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#1155	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#33	Ecto-Cooler	31
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#387	FDKOL commendation	796
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#68	Fantasma en la Máquina	86
#91	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	3
🥇	French slippers	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#32	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	4
#41	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3
#153	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#354	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	8
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#165	Let Me Be!	8
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#884	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	7
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#57	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	38
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#133	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#122	NPZR chemistry set	50
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#75	Othello's handkerchief	2
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#22	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#82	Rattlin' Chains	6
#1202	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#98	Roman sadnals	3
#58	Rompedores de Fantasmas	89
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#125	Sensual Massage for Creeps	8
🥈	Seven Loco	1
#162	Silver Bullet beer	15
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#53	Skullhead's Screw	5
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#43	Summer Nights	12
#91	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#80	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	24
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#252	The Art of Slapfighting	4
#189	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	8
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#96	The Cooler Out of Space	29
#113	The Joy of Wassailing	21
#47	The Landscaper's leafblower	2
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#7	The Necbromancer's Stein	3
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#13	The Plumber's mushroom stew	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#44	The Snitch's Manifesto	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#34	Thriller Ice	3
#1004	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#425	Thwaitgold ant statuette	3
#497	Thwaitgold bee statuette	5
#264	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#807	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	5
#893	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	5
#673	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	5
#506	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	9
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#1042	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#323	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	4
#672	Thwaitgold spider statuette	3
#613	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	13
#737	Thwaitgold termite statuette	6
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#224	Travels with Jerry	5
#274	Ultrasoldier Serum	2
#77	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	11
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#405	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	29
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#1027	Valentine	12
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#180	Z-Bone steak	3
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#379	adorable seal larva	7
#91	albatross necklace	1
#213	alien drugs	7
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#259	ammonite fossil	19
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#544	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#290	antique bottle opener	3
#251	antique painting of a landscape	3
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#341	antique record album	9
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#1082	astronaut pants	5
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#1158	ball	4
#290	bananagate	24
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#108	banjo kazoo mount	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#664	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#1035	bath ball gift set	3
#595	battered Crimbo Crate	16
#212	bed of coals	4
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#208	belemnite fossil	25
#97	bindlestocking	21
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#137	blank diary	1
#786	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#1654	blood flower	1
#607	blue glowstick	2
#192	blue grass	2
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#23	bonerang	2
#22	boning knife	2
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#316	bottle of Blank-Out	37
#106	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#291	bottle of bubbles	37
#191	bottled day	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#134	bowler	1
#20	box of Gratitude chocolates	3
#4217	box of sunshine	12
#53	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#102	brain preservation fluid	3
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#142	breakfast miracle	1
#816	brine	18
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#24	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	4
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#285	buckyball	18
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#326	candy cane	115
#44	candy carrot	1
#337	candy kneecapping stick	6
#39	candy mountain oyster	2
#2397	candy stake	3
#43	cane-mail pants	1
#958	canteen of wine	19
#234	cement sandals	4
#78	centurion helmet	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#494	cheap elven gloves	9
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#248	choco-Crimbot	2
#24	chocolate rabbit's foot	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#373	chocolate-frosted king cake	5
#23	chocolate-stained collar	1
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#21	circle drum	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#33	clockwork crossbow	2
#32	clockwork hat	2
#22	clockwork pants	2
#44	clockwork trench coat	2
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#219	collection of tiny spooky objects	8
#415	comfy coffin	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#313	cookie cookie	3
#113	crotchety pants	1
#23	crystal belt buckle	1
#90	cursed scrunchie	14
#79	cyber-mattock	2
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#210	cylindrical mold	5
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#119	discocktail	56
#1263	doll house	2
#1607	dollhive	1
#395	double daisy	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#116	double-ice cap	2
#77	dream of a dog	1
#224	drop of water-37	47
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#620	dusty Crimbo crate	17
#29	dwarvish war helmet	2
#19	dwarvish war kilt	3
#27	dwarvish war mattock	2
#38	eelskin hat	1
#28	eelskin pants	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#73	eldritch rub	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#626	elven limbos gingerbread	21
#1052	elven cellocello	19
#438	elven moonshine	25
#763	elven socks	5
#20	elven tambourine	1
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#15	enchanted fire extinguisher	2
#1180	encoder ring	1
#44	essential cameraderie	3
#40	essential soy	3
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#118	extra-see-thru nightie	5
#155	extremely skinny jeans	6
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#855	festive holiday hat	4
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#388	fiery wing	1
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#1135	fire	3
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#97	flask flops	10
#149	flask of mining oil	16
#78	flask of tainted mining oil	147
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#172	fossilized demon skull	3
#295	fossilized limb	32
#310	fossilized serpent skull	2
#205	fossilized spider skull	2
#178	fossilized spike	25
#152	fossilized torso	42
#279	fossilized wyrm skull	2
#209	friendly cheez blob	10
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#450	frigid fudgepuck	5
#566	fudge lily	5
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#101	fudgecule	27,097
#170	funhouse mirror	5
#86	future drug: Coolscaline	24
#126	future drug: Muscularactum	11
#92	future drug: Smartinex	23
#203	gamma nog	1
#18	ghast iron Garibaldi	1
#24	ghast iron cleaver	1
#17	ghast iron codpiece	1
#51	ghost trap	38
#41	ghostly body paint	79
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#87	gingerbread bugbear	308
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#52	gladiator tunica	16
#158	glass of bourbon	2
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#55	glow-in-the-dark necklace	11
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#112	golden plastic oyster egg	2
#80	golden tattoo gun	1
#73	grass blade	2
#71	grass hat	2
#71	grass skirt	2
#1202	gray bow tie	2
#197	green gummi ingot	173
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#23	gumshoes	1
#60	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	3
#70	handful of Laughing Willow bark	3
#396	handful of numbers	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#828	heart necklace	9
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#480	herringcello	30
#306	hideous egg	11
#110	high-energy mining laser	14
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#92	huge bowl of candy	20
#473	immense cyborg hand	8
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#63	insane tophat	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1204	jar of swamp gas	2
#453	java cookie	2
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#16	jingle bell	2
#703	killer rag doll	3
#989	killing feather	42
#222	kumquartz	31
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#600	laser-broiled pear	13
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#112	law-abiding citizen cane	3
#86	lawnmower blade	3
#975	licorice garrote	3
#68	little red jam	1
#140	live lobster	5
#836	live wire	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#233	lollipop stick	315
#377	los chinos	1
#44	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	4
#26	lynyrdskin cap	1
#252	macaroni duck	8
#125	machetito	1
#938	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
#102	madius	3
#43	magnum of fancy champagne	2
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#292	mime soul fragment	10
#145	miniature antlers	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#192	molten brick	60
#1345	monomolecular yo-yo	8
#136	mother's secret recipe	1
#356	mummy costume	17
#32	mutant cactus bud	1
#1120	mylar scout drone	3
#2043	nanite-infested candy cane	4
#1415	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#1024	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#98	necrotizing body spray	81
#153	negative lump	500
#211	neutron lollipop	1
#322	nugget of Crimbonium	4
#300	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#231	obnoxious riddle	2
#206	off-white plastic oyster egg	19
#1616	oozenog	3
#392	oriole-feather headdress	3
#118	outlaw bandana	2
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#473	pack of KWE trading card	7
#362	pack of pogs	54
#807	pair of bolt cutters	4
#138	pair of government shades	3
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#84	panicked kernel	1
#301	paperclip	157
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#75	parasitic headgnawer	2
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#384	party hat	5
#753	passable elf mask	7
#1038	patent leather shoes	3
#186	pearidot	38
#657	penguin focaccia bread	25
#1044	penguin thesaurus	4
#125	peppermint tailings	249
#682	personalized birthday cake	2
#1683	pet rock	3
#248	petit 4.1	4
#117	petit fortran	5
#266	phish stick	5
#64	pig-iron shinguards	3
#553	pink glowstick	4
#151	pink plastic baby	4
#65	pipe wrench	2
#28	pixel chain whip	1
#135	pixel cross	5
#100	pixel holy water	8
#21	pixel morning star	3
#71	pixel orb	1
#61	pixel whip	1
#245	pixellated moneybag	1
#279	pocketwatch on a chain	9
#483	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#374	pog #03 (warwelf)	2
#305	pog #04 (skleleton)	3
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#391	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	2
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#513	pog #10 (hobo)	1
#377	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	2
#64	pointy red hat	7
#203	poison pen	7
#255	polyalloy shield	10
#273	porquoise bracelet	1
#668	portable photocopier	8
#43	pottery club	1
#52	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#64	pottery yo-yo	1
#805	prehistoric spear	4
#92	press-on ribs	71
#187	psycho sweater	2
#73	pteruges	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#618	pulsing flesh	6
#445	pumpkinhead mask	14
#576	purple glowstick	2
#220	quantum taco	110
#37	quirky accordion	1
#110	rack of dinosaur ribs	2
#171	radiation-resistant helmet	8
#57	radiator heater shield	7
#1303	rag doll	1
#489	razor-tipped yo-yo	17
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#29	red armband	1
#200	red gummi ingot	168
#326	red plastic baby	1
#360	red plastic oyster egg	13
#11	red-hot medallion	1
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#26	residual zeal	3
#41	respected companion biscuit	10
#45	reusable shopping bag	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#796	ridiculous cocktail	10
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#830	ridiculous sandwich	2
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#940	rigid carapace	5
#620	roboduck-on-a-string	2
#1260	robotronic egg	16
#1308	rogue swarmer	44
#231	ruby on canes	3
🥇	rxr shield	1
#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#238	sandwich of the gods	15
#956	sawblade fragment	50
#103	scissor duck	1
#98	scotch on the rocks	4
#183	servo-assisted exo-pants	6
#210	set of jacks	1
#52	silent beret	1
#71	silver keg	1
#94	silver shotgun shell	5
#6	sinister demon mask	1
#120	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	15
#939	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#111	sleeping stocking	19
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#916	slow jam collection	3
#138	smart watch	1
#137	smoked potsherd	7
#180	smoking grass	509
#191	sneaky wrapping paper	2
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#1348	sock monkey	1
#188	sorority brain	8
#182	soul doorbell	1
#32	soul knife	1
#35	soul mask	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
#37	soyburger juice	11
#113	space beast fur	8
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#23	space heater	1
#39	space invader	1
#26	space needle	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#72	spirit bed	1
🥈	spirit bell	1
#117	spirit blanket	3
#117	spirit pillow	3
#382	spooky bark	34
#804	spooky eggnog	7
#542	spooky hockey mask	3
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#232	squirming egg sac	60
#65	squirmy violent party snack	1
#212	stained mattress	5
#105	stapler bear	1
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#201	still-beating spleen	2
🥇	stop shield	1
#572	strange cube	1
#352	strange shiny disc	11
#283	strawberyl	25
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#716	string of blue beads	17
#550	string of green beads	22
#689	string of red beads	17
#226	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	159
#1566	stuffed Cheshire bitten	32
#176	stuffed Hodgman	2
#1250	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	40
#369	stuffed Meat	120
#521	stuffed alien blob	12
#1263	stuffed angry cow	40
#1455	stuffed astral badger	36
#1333	stuffed baby gravy fairy	39
#165	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#161	stuffed carpenter	1
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#1975	stuffed cocoabo	25
#403	stuffed crazy bastard sword	18
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#1538	stuffed doppelshifter	5
#1391	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	37
#700	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	68
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#2146	stuffed gray blob	3
#1115	stuffed hand turkey	45
#217	stuffed key	229
#647	stuffed martini	12
#690	stuffed mind flayer	69
#305	stuffed mink	134
#245	stuffed monocle	159
#1154	stuffed ninja snowman	2
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#1260	stuffed scary death orb	41
#1556	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	33
#1021	stuffed snowy owl	47
#1575	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	33
#1359	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	37
#296	stuffed teddy butler	140
#295	stuffed tin of caviar	140
#176	stuffed treasure chest	259
#1252	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	41
#110	stuffed walrus	2
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#1104	sturdy Crimbo crate	8
#53	sucker bucket	3
#54	sucker hakama	3
#50	sucker kabuto	3
#310	sucker scaffold	34
#53	sucker tachi	3
#376	superheated fudge	9
#735	sweet mochi ball	6
#242	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#136	tarnished bottlecap	5
#96	tarnished tastevin	1
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#1586	teddy bear	2
#1374	teddy borg	3
#118	throwing bone	10
#641	throwing wrench	7
🥇	time sleigh	1
#174	tin star	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#792	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#311	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	3
#95	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	2
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#2181	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#2782	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1809	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#953	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2803	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#6167	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#2795	tiny plastic blooper	2
#2850	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#6130	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#6180	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#324	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#2823	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#2764	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#2825	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#6128	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1705	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#2700	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#262	tourmalime	27
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#24	toy Crimbot mega face	2
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#21	toy Crimbot rocket legs	2
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#1079	toy crazy train	6
#477	toy deathbot	2
#1072	toy jet pack	5
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#742	toy mercenary	9
#941	toy ray gun	8
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1142	toy space helmet	5
#1164	tree-eating kite	18
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#232	trilobite fossil	21
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#138	trout fang	1
#833	twitching claw	6
#147	unearthed potsherd	29
#86	unsanitized scalpel	3
#820	unstable DNA	54
#1378	unstable laser battery	38
#148	unused soap	3
#78	unused walkie-talkie	12
#1409	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
#506	vanilla-frosted king cake	2
#713	vibrating cyborg knife	9
#879	vinegar	31
#155	viral DNA	5
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#68	volcanic ash	100
#275	wad of cotton	11
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#170	warbear battery	17
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#187	warbear beeping telegram	7
#108	warbear breakfast machine assembler	6
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#99	warbear drone assembler	6
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#149	warbear empathy chip	4
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#11	warbear goggles	1
#122	warbear gyrocopter	8
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#118	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
#55	warbear laser beacon	4
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#208	warbear liquid overcoat	5
#9	warbear long johns	1
#190	warbear metalworking primer	6
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#103	warbear officer requisition box	7
#70	warbear oil pan	3
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#180	warbear procedural hilarity drone	7
#47	warbear rejuvenation potion	4
#171	warbear requisition box	25
#118	warbear robo-camouflage unit	11
#168	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	8
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#89	warbear soda machine assembler	6
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#518	warbear whosit	37
#105	wet venom duct	3
#934	wheel	3
#264	whisker pencil	30
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#236	wind-up meatcar	49
#94	wings of fire	1
#615	witch hat	1
#44	witch's bread	3
#490	wolfman mask	12
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#191	yellow gummi ingot	174
#1123	yellow plastic oyster egg	5
🥇	yield shield	1
#929	yo	9
#2045	yo-yo	2
#678	zombie pineal gland	7

Wow, that's 37,838 items total!

what items are this player missing?