Museum :: BlindMonk

BlindMonk

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#64	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1200	M-242	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#374	NG	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#92	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#104	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#255	ant pick	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#4724	badass belt	6
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#940	bat guano	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#610	black pension check	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#464	black spot	1
#727	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1053	box	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#241	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#746	briefcase	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#210	can of black paint	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#235	charming flute	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#83	chef skull	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#204	cob of corn	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#374	cold wad	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#864	cool whip	1
#740	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#522	corn holder	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#570	cream stout	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#94	crystallized memory	3
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#1796	delicious salad	1
#923	demon skin	1
#375	denim axe	1
#591	deodorant	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#344	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#782	dried face	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#2321	duct tape	1
#469	dull fish scale	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#426	dwarvish magazine	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#112	eel skin	1
#947	effervescent potion	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#544	enchanted barbell	1
#605	enchanted bean	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#239	escargotsicle	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#471	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#2393	felt	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#656	ferret bait	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#738	fetid feather	1
#507	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#880	fine wine	1
#299	finger cymbals	1
#1764	fire	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#610	fish-liver oil	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#619	flange	1
#905	flaregun	1
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#445	flat dough	1
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#99	football helmet	1
#368	forest tears	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#777	frightful feather	1
#256	frigid hankyū	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#811	frozen feather	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#149	full meat tank	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#427	furry pants	1
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#83	ganger bandana	1
#197	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
#949	garish pinky ring	1
#662	gas balloon	1
#600	gator skin	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#1922	ghost cucumber	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#996	ghuol guolash	1
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#984	giant designer sunglasses	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#564	giant foam finger	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#236	glistening fish meat	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#394	goat	1
#821	goat beard	1
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#573	goatskin umbrella	1
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#2776	golden ring	1
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#1030	green clay bead	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#348	green pixel potion	1
#81	green pixie spog	1
#595	gremlin juice	1
#199	gremlin mutagen	1
#549	grog	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5338	grue egg	1
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Wow, that's 1,573 items total!

what items are this player missing?