Museum :: BlindMonk

BlindMonk

Rank	Item	Quantity
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1435	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1425	2-ball	1
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1453	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1472	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1433	5-ball	1
#1423	6-ball	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2243	8-ball	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#179	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#586	Blatantly Canadian	1
#811	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#2771	Boss Bat britches	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2461	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1845	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4245	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1926	Daffy Taffy	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#2738	Drowsy Sword	1
#1665	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1403	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1414	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1374	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#2383	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1164	Ent cider	1
#118	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1004	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#605	Gaia beads	1
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#184	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#258	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#724	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#680	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#569	Hippy Army MPE	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#675	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1866	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#836	Kissin' Cousins	1
#989	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#993	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#972	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1004	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1089	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#736	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#825	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#939	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#135	Knob stir-fry	1
#1017	Knoll mushroom	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1199	M-242	1
#1756	Mad Train wine	1
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#130	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#161	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#1003	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2684	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#374	NG	1
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#520	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#740	Now and Earlier	1
#507	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#101	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#842	Orcish baseball cap	1
#790	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#108	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#610	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#777	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#937	Ram's Face Lager	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#921	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#477	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#738	Supernova Champagne	1
#505	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1956	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#851	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#561	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#931	Travels with Jerry	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#711	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#699	Uncle Romulus	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#475	White Citadel burger	1
#428	White Citadel fries	1
#1953	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#2959	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#363	a butt tuba	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#500	accidental cider	1
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#819	adder bladder	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#658	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3685	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#609	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#252	ant pick	1
#281	ant rake	1
#257	ant sickle	1
#484	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1064	anticheese	1
#884	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#893	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#904	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#853	arrrgyle socks	1
#431	asbestos apron	1
#1101	asbestos ore	1
#386	asbestos staff	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#642	asshat	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1924	awful poetry journal	1
#1842	baby killer bee	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#4729	badass belt	6
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#429	balaclava	1
#630	balaclava baklava	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#1237	bar skin	1
#958	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#2120	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#185	barskin tent	1
#902	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#940	bat guano	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#214	bat wing kabob	1
#143	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1911	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#1174	batgut	1
#1661	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#642	bed of coals	1
#231	beefy fish meat	1
#965	beer bomb	1
#569	beer bong	1
#171	beer cartilage	1
#255	beer goggles	1
#668	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#234	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#345	big bad voodoo mask	1
#393	big bass drum	1
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#800	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#380	bird rib	1
#1500	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#509	black eyedrops	1
#187	black facepaint	1
#693	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#609	black pension check	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1045	black pixel	1
#192	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#855	black snake skin	1
#462	black spot	1
#724	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#220	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#3304	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#1228	blue pixel	1
#379	blue pixel potion	1
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#664	bone rattle	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#622	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#459	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#305	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#512	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1327	bottle of gin	1
#5028	bottle of goofballs	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#267	bottle of realpagne	1
#1585	bottle of rum	1
#340	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1370	bottle of tequila	1
#1262	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#317	bottled inspiration	1
#91	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1059	box	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#243	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#250	brainy skull	1
#748	briefcase	1
#1272	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#542	bronzed locust	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#680	brown sugar cane	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1626	buckyball	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#590	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#540	cactus fruit	1
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#209	can of black paint	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1140	candied kobold	1
#2872	candied yams	1
#3831	candy stake	1
#746	cannonball charrrm	1
#588	canopic jar	1
#1751	canteen of wine	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#637	carbonated water lily	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#733	carob chunks	1
#872	casino pass	1
#1031	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#820	catgut	1
#687	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#235	charming flute	1
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#84	chef skull	1
#1066	chef's hat	1
#234	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#662	cherry	1
#776	chewing gum on a string	1
#507	chintzy noodle ring	1
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#820	chopsticks	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#983	chrome ore	1
#2110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#443	chunk of rock salt	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#818	clown skin	1
#202	cob of corn	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1271	coconut shell	1
#595	coffin lid	1
#1141	cog	1
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#374	cold wad	1
#648	communications windchimes	1
#557	concentrated garbage juice	1
#584	concentrated magicalness pill	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#522	corn holder	1
#570	corncob pipe	1
#848	cornuthaum	1
#1818	corpse on the beach	1
#1815	corpsedriver	1
#1808	corpsetini	1
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#1241	cranberries	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#567	cream stout	1
#538	creamsicle	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#112	crotchety pants	1
#705	crowbarrr	1
#199	crown-shaped beanie	1
#363	crumbling rat skull	1
#94	crystallized memory	3
#599	cup of infinite pencils	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#488	cursed black pearl onion	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#583	decaying goldfish liver	1
#808	decorative fountain	1
#713	dehydrated caviar	1
#1796	delicious salad	1
#923	demon skin	1
#374	denim axe	1
#589	deodorant	1
#505	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#764	desiccated apricot	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#595	didgeridooka	1
#480	dire fudgesicle	1
#1095	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1623	disassembled clover	1
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#1843	disco ball	1
#1712	disco mask	1
#1024	disease	1
#821	disembodied brain	1
#343	dishrag	1
#788	disintegrating quill pen	1
#226	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#679	displaced fish	1
#582	distressed denim pants	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#1638	doll house	1
#1606	dollhive	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#355	dope wheels	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#783	dried face	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1129	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#2323	duct tape	1
#466	dull fish scale	1
#551	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1578	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1039	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1061	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1028	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1059	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1013	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#1277	dwarf bread	1
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#112	eel skin	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#336	eggbeater	1
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1587	elven moonshine	1
#1114	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#667	empty meat tank	1
#540	enchanted barbell	1
#605	enchanted bean	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#539	energy drink IV	1
#733	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#236	escargotsicle	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#468	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1017	eye of newt	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#530	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#847	fancy bath salts	1
#3838	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#2423	fancy dress ball	1
#1374	fat stacks of cash	1
#2393	felt	1
#408	fermenting powder	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#1428	festive holiday hat	1
#736	fetid feather	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#997	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2031	filthy lucre	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#879	fine wine	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#1759	fire	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#608	fish-liver oil	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#620	flange	1
#906	flaregun	1
#131	flask of Amontillado	1
#446	flat dough	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#165	floaty inverse geode	1
#989	floaty sand	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#494	foam noodle	1
#788	foolscap fool's cap	1
#99	football helmet	1
#364	forest tears	1
#461	fortune cookie	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#253	frigid hankyū	1
#1091	frigid ninja stars	1
#427	frilly shirt	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#708	frozen banquet	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#149	full meat tank	1
#781	funky dried mushroom	1
#1457	furry fur	1
#85	furry kilt	1
#425	furry pants	1
#4728	fuzzy dice	1
#640	ga-ga radio	1
#81	ganger bandana	1
#196	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
#947	garish pinky ring	1
#659	gas balloon	1
#599	gator skin	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#697	gearbox necklace	1
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#985	ghuol ears	1
#1351	ghuol egg	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#388	giant cactus quill	1
#987	giant designer sunglasses	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#640	giant moxie weed	1
#1256	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#3806	gingerbread horror	1
#610	gingerbread house	1
#2815	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#897	glass of goat's milk	1
#233	glistening fish meat	1
#1107	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#771	gnoll lips	1
#790	gnoll teeth	1
#391	goat	1
#821	goat beard	1
#845	goat cheese	1
#948	goat cheese pizza	1
#571	goatskin umbrella	1
#823	gob of wet hair	1
#391	gold lamé pants	1
#2779	golden ring	1
#92	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1167	goth kid t-shirt	1
#782	gr8ps	1
#772	grapefruit	1
#829	grapes	1
#425	grassy cutlass	1
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#1023	green clay bead	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
#1107	green pixel	1
#347	green pixel potion	1
#81	green pixie spog	1
#595	gremlin juice	1
#198	gremlin mutagen	1
#547	grog	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#971	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5336	grue egg	1
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