Museum :: unisus80

unisus80

Rank	Item	Quantity
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#451	30669 scroll	15
#603	33398 scroll	15
#227	334 scroll	30
#1473	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	6
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#9	Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#708	Amulet of Yendor	22
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1138	Angry Farmer candy	26
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#788	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#861	BGE merchandise order form	2
#353	BRICKO brick	46
#382	BRICKO eye brick	5
#34	Bag o' Tricks	2
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3371	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#102	Bash-Ōs cereal	8
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#456	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#110	BitterSweetTarts	17
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#101	Black No. 2	123
#57	Blackfly Chardonnay	173
#232	Blatantly Canadian	12
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#110	Bohemian rhapsody	5
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#55	Boris's key lime	13
#166	Boris's key lime pie	7
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#379	Bulky Buddy Box	8
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1704	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#23	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#112	Cloaca grenade	139
#752	Cloaca-Cola	30
#722	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	4
#63	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	38
#62	Cloaca-Cola helmet	43
#428	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#65	Cloaca-Cola shield	37
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#402	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#36	Comma Chameleon egg	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#32	Cookbook of the Damned	12
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1005	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#1218	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#385	Crimbo candied pecan	30
#346	Crimbo fudge	34
#455	Crimbo peppermint bark	23
#501	Crimbo pie	3
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#167	Crimbo wreath	4
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#3218	Crimbuck	1
#856	Crown of the Goblin King	29
#169	Daffy Taffy	207
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#662	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#235	Divine	2
#282	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	9
#69	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	248
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#230	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	6
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#153	Dramatic™ range	10
#2268	Drowsy Sword	2
#34	Dyspepsi grenade	292
#701	Dyspepsi-Cola	80
#448	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	7
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#43	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	52
#348	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	8
#32	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	57
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#809	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#10	El Vibrato energy spear	2
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#162	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#150	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#128	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	3
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	5
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#202	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	4
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#180	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#287	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	10
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#470	Elmley shades	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#875	Ent cider	3
#120	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#183	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	73
#144	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#321	Frat Army FGF	7
#120	Frogade	4
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#431	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#337	Gaia beads	6
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#121	Genalen™ Bottle	32
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#66	Gnollish casserole dish	14
#401	Gnollish flyswatter	6
#227	Gnollish pie server	9
#160	Gnollish pie tin	32
#375	Gnollish plunger	6
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#642	Go-Wassail	19
#501	Goodfella contract	35
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#137	Gummi-DNA	10
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#132	Hatorade	1
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#154	Hell broth	1
#242	Hell ramen	15
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#453	Hippy Army MPE	4
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#671	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#164	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#557	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#100	Jarlsberg's key lime	6
#98	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	13
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#546	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#59	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#829	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	3
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#516	Kissin' Cousins	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#43	Knob Goblin Uberpants	15
#605	Knob Goblin elite helm	5
#586	Knob Goblin elite pants	5
#568	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#648	Knob Goblin elite shirt	5
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#248	Knob Goblin firecracker	92
#556	Knob Goblin harem pants	5
#549	Knob Goblin harem veil	5
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#314	Knob Goblin love potion	41
#311	Knob Goblin melon baller	6
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#144	Knob Goblin perfume	27
#90	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	25
#731	Knob Goblin scimitar	5
#74	Knob Goblin seltzer	502
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#516	Knob Goblin spatula	5
#91	Knob Goblin steroids	183
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#174	Knob Goblin superseltzer	53
#383	Knob Goblin tongs	28
#576	Knob Goblin visor	5
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#131	Knob lo mein	2
#181	Knob mushroom	71
#80	Knob sausage	177
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#27	Knob stroganoff	28
#68	Knob stuffed shells	48
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#74	Knoll mushroom	213
#234	Knoll shroomkabob	6
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥇	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	1
🥇	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	1
#669	LED block	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#51	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	2
#29	Libram of Divine Favors	2
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#339	Lockenstock™ sandals	5
#3362	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#300	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	166
#322	Lucky Surprise Egg	14
#1043	M-242	2
#66	MSG	20
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#852	Mad Train wine	49
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#239	Manetwich	3
#15	March hat	2
#128	Mariner's Friend cough drops	5
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#202	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	11
#27	Mayflower bouquet	2
#213	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	17
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#243	Meleegra™ pills	45
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#138	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#89	Mer-kin takebag	6
#136	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#915	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#710	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	21
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#711	Mob Penguin cellular phone	23
#603	Mohawk wig	7
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#227	Monstar energy beverage	32
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#377	Mountain Stream soda	50
#157	Mr. Accessory	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#556	Mr. Mediocrebar	97
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#303	NG	2
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#109	Necrotelicomnicon	7
#288	Neuromancer	1
#435	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#214	Now and Earlier	21
#82	Oil of Parrrlay	44
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#630	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#383	Orcish baseball cap	7
#322	Orcish cargo shorts	9
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#105	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#181	PADL Phone	67
#68	Pasta Spoon of Peril	4
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#495	Penultimate Fantasy chest	20
#136	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	11
#90	Piddles	26
#144	Pine-Fresh air freshener	25
#12	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	1
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#72	Polka Pop	20
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#192	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	6
#145	Raggedy Hippy doll	2
#167	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#422	Ram's Face Lager	47
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#404	Rock Pops	129
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#143	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#662	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#927	Senior Mints	3
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#51	Sinful Desires	16
#196	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	7
#84	Sneaky Pete's key lime	9
#132	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	10
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#434	Spam Witch sammich	68
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#150	Spooky Surprise Egg	127
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#774	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	6
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
🥉	Staff of Queso Escusado	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#32	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	2
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#142	Supernova Champagne	52
#106	Swabbie™ swab	48
#723	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	3
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2
#713	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	4
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#1319	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	10
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#102	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#209	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#109	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	58
#21	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	2
#108	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#26	Travoltan trousers	2
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#414	Trollhouse cookies	85
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#295	Tuesday's ruby	7
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#519	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	19
#110	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	35
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#46	V for Vivala mask	1
#243	Valentine	133
#197	Valentine's Day cake	3
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#118	Venus flytrap	2
#237	WA	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#479	White Citadel burger	1
#432	White Citadel fries	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#1282	Wint-O-Fresh mint	5
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#128	Wolfman Nardz	12
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#134	X-37 gun	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2580	Yummy Tummy bean	8
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#51	Zombo's skullcap	2
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#281	a little sump'm sump'm	10
#336	abandoned candy	1
#519	abominable snowcone	18
#7	abridged dictionary	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#244	adder bladder	43
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#89	agua de vida	68
#91	albatross necklace	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#624	alphabet gum	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#911	ammonite fossil	2
#1102	amulet of extreme plot significance	3
#272	ancient Magi-Wipes	20
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#92	ancient poisoned dart	41
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#370	ancient spice	4
#161	ancient stone fist	7
#164	ancient stone head	4
#851	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	7
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#409	anniversary balloon	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2609	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#231	ant agonist	13
#272	ant hoe	1
#167	ant pick	2
#254	ant pitchfork	1
#285	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#565	antique greaves	5
#582	antique hand mirror	2
#589	antique helmet	5
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#582	antique shield	5
#587	antique souvenir drawing	1
#398	antique spear	15
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#372	armgun	3
#288	arrow'd heart balloon	2
#679	arrrgyle socks	2
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#275	asbestos apron	3
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#174	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#287	asbestos ore	24
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#673	asparagus knife	5
#100	asparagus lo mein	2
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#82	astral badger	1
#177	astral mushroom	91
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1204	awful poetry journal	15
#46	bätzle	91
#108	baby cuddlefish	2
#971	baby killer bee	7
#183	babycakes	1
#2451	baconstone	1
#106	baconstone bracelet	8
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#47	bad penguin egg	2
#5940	badass belt	3
#86	badger badge	2
#433	bag of Cheat-Os	15
#640	bag of airline peanuts	45
#367	bag of lard	3
#898	baggie of powdered sugar	7
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2044	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#395	ballroom blintz	5
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#221	banana cream pie	2
#135	banana daiquiri	2
#187	banana peel	29
#285	banana smoothie	2
#141	banana spritzer	2
#252	banana-frosted king cake	11
#337	bananagate	20
#118	banjo strings	3
#834	bar skin	5
#122	bar whip	1
#298	barbed-wire fence	17
#241	bargain flash powder	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1465	barrrnacle	4
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#31	barskin tent	15
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#434	baseball	9
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
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#3915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
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#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
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#3864	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
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#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
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#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
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#8216	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
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#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
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#8155	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
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#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3844	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
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#255	tip jar	4
#599	tires	6
#265	tisket	1
#610	titanium assault umbrella	8
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#107	tofu stir-fry	1
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#94	tonic water	22
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#404	top	11
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#462	tourmalime	11
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#321	tube of dread wax	9
#180	tube of hair oil	2
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#105	tuning fork	2
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#43	twinkly nuggets	2,385
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#110	union scalemail pants	1
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#461	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	4
#107	unrolling pin	1
#1415	unstable DNA	19
#364	unstable laser battery	71
#135	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#145	upsy daisy	55
#512	urinal cake	2
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#1804	valuable trinket	10
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#245	vampire glitter	1
#439	vanilla-frosted king cake	3
#96	velcro ore	4
#40	velvet choker	2
#51	very large caltrop	1
#39	vial of Gnomochloric acid	4
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#550	vibrating cyborg knife	10
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#1642	vinegar	1
#214	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	87
#90	vinyl ore	4
#2082	vitachoconutriment capsule	6
#430	vodka and cranberry	3
#127	vodka and tonic	1
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#200	vodka stratocaster	2
#143	volleyball	1
#602	voodoo snuff	1
#469	vorpal blade	8
#565	wad of cotton	4
#237	wad of dough	238
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🥇	wand of fudge control	1
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#179	water-polo cap	1
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#78	weegee sqouija	1
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#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
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#569	white Canadian	3
#159	white Xanadian	2
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#103	white picket fence	33
#872	white pixel	5
#89	white rice	30
#337	white satin pants	10
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#337	white snake skin	30
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#88	white whip	1
#56	wholeberd	2
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#315	wicker shield	7
#46	wiffle-flail	2
#684	wind-up chattering teeth	43
#469	wind-up meatcar	19
#366	windchimes	16
#321	wine spritzer	2
#190	wine-soaked bone chips	5
#1065	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2
#291	witch hat	3
#224	witty rapier	18
#69	wizard action figure	1
#891	wolf mask	5
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#895	worthless gewgaw	1
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#785	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#513	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#139	wumpus hair	15
#441	wussiness potion	25
#550	x-ray specs	34
#117	yak anorak	2
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#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
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#365	yellow glowstick	4
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#662	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#863	yellow plastic oyster egg	7
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1092	yellow snowcone	21
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#1333	yeti fur	9
#2204	yo	1
#1076	yo-yo	16
#273	yohohoyo	9
#42	yuletide troll chrysalis	2
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#148	zmobie	1
#476	zombie pineal gland	10

Wow, that's 56,885 items total!

what items are this player missing?