| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #48 | Bohemian rhapsody | 20 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1206 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #166 | battered hubcap | 2 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #861 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 3 |
| #942 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #814 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 4 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #204 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #42 | heavy metal sonata | 20 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #706 | ice-cold six-pack | 6 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #335 | twinkly wad | 500 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |