| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #48 | Bohemian rhapsody | 20 |
| #1011 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1207 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #167 | battered hubcap | 2 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #863 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 3 |
| #944 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #816 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 4 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #204 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #43 | heavy metal sonata | 20 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #708 | ice-cold six-pack | 6 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #575 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #337 | twinkly wad | 500 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #364 | wooden axe | 1 |