Museum :: Paradoxtim

Paradoxtim

Rank	Item	Quantity
#107	11-leaf clover	2
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#1080	3-ball	2
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1082	33398 scroll	2
#773	334 scroll	2
#1113	4-ball	2
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1486	7-ball	1
#1974	8-ball	2
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1965	Angry Farmer candy	2
#180	Atomic Pop	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3369	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#162	Battlie Light Saver	2
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#1921	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#3598	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#1840	Daffy Taffy	2
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2269	Drowsy Sword	2
#125	Duskwalker fangs	2
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#255	Effermint™ tablets	1
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#90	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#155	Green Manalishi	2
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1796	Imp Ale	2
#302	Inner Strength	1
#315	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#84	Jefferson wings	2
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#800	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#944	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#58	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#271	Milk Studs	2
#392	Misty Cape	1
#381	Misty Robe	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#136	Mornington crescent roll	1
#24	Mountain Stream gastrique	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#144	P.B.L.T.	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#332	PEEZ dispenser	2
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#127	Saturday Night Special	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#81	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#80	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
#80	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
#107	Stephen's lab coat	1
#92	Stephen's secret formula	1
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#326	Swizzler	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#92	Texas tea	2
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#1037	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#706	Typical Tavern swill	2
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2089	Valentine	2
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#162	Wax Flask	1
#238	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#2860	Yummy Tummy bean	2
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#564	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#387	accidental cider	2
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#112	actual tapas	2
#176	adder	2
#714	adder bladder	2
#54	agnolotti arboli	1
#362	agua de vida	1
#616	all-purpose cleaner	2
#147	amok pudding	1
#601	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#105	ancient calendar fragment	2
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#158	ancient ice cream scoop	2
#235	ancient poisoned dart	2
#582	ancient protein powder	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#535	ant agonist	2
#877	anticheese	2
#97	antimatter wad	2
#91	antique accordion	2
#886	antique greaves	1
#580	antique hand mirror	2
#895	antique helmet	1
#162	antique machete	2
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#743	antique shield	2
#946	antique spear	1
#410	armgun	2
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#997	asbestos ore	2
#34	ash soda	1
#884	asparagus knife	2
#154	attorney's badge	2
#1920	awful poetry journal	1
#225	backwoods screwdriver	2
#2045	baconstone	2
#6540	badass belt	2
#147	badge of authority	1
#325	bag of W&Ws	2
#140	bag of pygmy blood	2
#1110	baggie of powdered sugar	2
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#1058	bar skin	2
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#758	baseball	2
#114	basic meat staff	1
#823	bat guano	2
#903	bat wing	2
#606	batblade	2
#1074	batgut	2
#257	batskin belt	2
#680	beach glass bead	1
#94	beaver spear	1
#924	beer bomb	2
#464	beer bong	2
#671	beer helmet	1
#541	beer lens	2
#104	beer-battered accordion	2
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#583	beertini	2
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#129	bent scrap metal	2
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#314	big bass drum	2
#79	big dribbly candle	2
#852	big red clown nose	2
#474	big rock	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#469	black & tan	2
#95	black blade	2
#124	black cloak	1
#115	black eye shadow	2
#565	black forest cake	2
#450	black forest ham	2
#168	black gold	2
#534	black greaves	2
#389	black kettle drum	1
#138	black label	2
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#1047	black pixel	1
#522	black pudding	2
#734	black snake skin	2
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#800	blackberry	2
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#98	bloodstain stick	2
#874	bloody beer	2
#816	bloody clown pants	2
#621	bloody mary	1
#104	blowdart	2
#689	blue class ring	2
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1182	blue pixel	2
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#180	boilermaker	2
#133	bone abacus	2
#340	bone flute	2
#151	book of matches	2
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#308	bottle of Definit	2
#644	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#1172	bottle of gin	2
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#115	bottle of laundry sherry	2
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#538	bottle of popskull	2
#1440	bottle of rum	2
#1218	bottle of tequila	2
#1127	bottle of vodka	2
#1356	bottle of whiskey	2
#455	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#90	bottled swamp gas	2
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#248	bowling ball	1
#953	box	2
#309	box of Dweebs	2
#1191	boxed wine	2
#242	boxing glove	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#183	brainy skull	2
#203	brass gear	2
#103	breadchucks	1
#209	brilliant oyster egg	1
#1107	broken skull	2
#501	broken sword	2
#445	bronzed locust	2
#247	brown crock marble	1
#201	brown felt tophat	1
#124	brown paper bag mask	2
#110	brown paper pants	2
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#406	bubblin' crude	2
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#894	bugbear bungguard	2
#497	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#937	bum cheek	2
#513	bunch of square grapes	2
#796	bunny liver	2
#228	bus pass	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#472	can of Swiller	2
#211	can of black paint	1
#402	can of maces	2
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#856	candy brain	1
#240	candy skeleton	1
#537	canopic jar	2
#485	carbonated soy milk	2
#548	carbonated water lily	2
#222	cardboard katana	2
#610	cardboard ore	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#625	carob chunks	2
#231	carton of rotten eggs	2
#120	carton of snake milk	2
#873	casino pass	1
#956	cast	2
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#588	cat appendix	2
#727	catgut	2
#567	centipede eggs	2
#228	chakra sludge	2
#1612	chaos butterfly	2
#234	charming flute	1
#367	cheap cigar butt	2
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#919	chef's hat	2
#559	cherry	2
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#173	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	2
#492	chloroform rag	2
#188	chocolate pasta spoon	2
#212	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#653	chorizo taco	2
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#870	chrome ore	2
#74	chunk of hot iron	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#138	cigarette lighter	2
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#618	clockwork key	2
#652	clown shoes	2
#722	clown skin	2
#156	clutch of dodecapede eggs	2
#91	coal dust	2
#86	coal shovel	1
#539	cocktail napkin	2
#1148	cocoa eggshell fragment	2
#1180	coconut shell	2
#435	coffin lid	2
#1053	cog	2
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#310	cold nuggets	2
#229	cold powder	2
#327	cold wad	2
#149	cold water bottle	1
#141	colorful toad	2
#85	combat fan	1
#565	communications windchimes	2
#171	compression stocking	2
#603	cool mushroom	2
#64	cool spore pod	2
#653	cool whip	2
#522	corn holder	1
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#1465	corpsetini	2
#106	crêepy mask	2
#1131	cranberries	2
#119	crappy waiter disguise	2
#137	crazy hobo notebook	2
#838	crazy little Turkish delight	2
#569	cream stout	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#102	crude voodoo doll	2
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#69	cup of lukewarm tea	1
#124	custard pie	1
#464	dance card	2
#962	dark potion	1
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#142	death blossom	2
#159	decomposed boot	2
#692	decorative fountain	2
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#123	delicious swamp muck	2
#70	deluxe layer cake	2
#923	demon skin	1
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#368	dented harmonica	2
#496	deodorant	2
#526	depantsing bomb	2
#642	desiccated apricot	2
#851	diamond-studded cane	2
#597	didgeridooka	1
#52	dieting pill	2
#87	dilapidated wizard hat	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#90	dinner roll	1
#392	dire fudgesicle	2
#971	dirty hobo gloves	2
#1475	disassembled clover	2
#1649	disco ball	2
#1532	disco mask	2
#918	disease	2
#670	disembodied brain	2
#345	dishrag	1
#702	disintegrating quill pen	2
#596	displaced fish	2
#93	disposable instant camera	1
#923	distilled fortified wine	2
#490	distressed denim pants	2
#1716	disturbing fanfic	2
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#680	drab sonata	2
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#649	dried face	2
#111	droopy doll eye	1
#635	drum machine	2
#164	drum of tommy ammo	2
#1063	dry noodles	2
#1979	drywall axe	1
#2108	duct tape	2
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#100	duonoculars	2
#164	dusty animal cranium	2
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#922	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#944	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#930	dusty bottle of Muscat	2
#931	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#949	dusty bottle of Port	2
#904	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#188	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	2
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#305	dusty left femur	1
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#290	dusty left first front claw	1
#302	dusty left first rib	1
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#191	dusty left scapula	2
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#199	dusty left third rib	2
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#282	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#300	dusty right femur	1
#191	dusty right first front claw	2
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#287	dusty right radius	1
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#307	dusty right thumb	1
#292	dusty right tibia	1
#301	dusty right ulna	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#304	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#313	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#718	eXtreme mittens	2
#670	eXtreme scarf	2
#137	eagle feather	1
#136	eagle's milk	1
#124	ectoplasmic orbs	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#228	eggbeater	2
#2363	eggnog	2
#370	eldritch effluvium	2
#131	electric snakebite	2
#125	eleven-foot pole	2
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#1302	empty agua de vida bottle	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#190	exotic jungle fruit	1
#405	exploding hacky-sack	1
#111	extra-flat panini	1
#907	eyepatch	2
#952	f3d0r4	1
#95	fabric hardener	1
#88	fabric softener	1
#1946	facsimile dictionary	1
#849	fancy bath salts	1
#114	fancy blue potion	1
#407	fat loot token	1
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#604	ferret bait	2
#670	fetid feather	2
#408	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	2
#799	filthy corduroys	2
#773	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#1899	filthy lucre	2
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#132	fine aged cheddarwurst	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#148	fire of unknown origin	2
#529	fire poi	1
#141	fishy fish	1
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#48	fishy pipe	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#148	flaming sword	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#619	flange	1
#905	flaregun	1
#173	flask flops	1
#163	flavorless gruel	1
#138	fleetwood chain	1
#258	flimsy clipboard	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#82	floral-print skirt	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#497	foam noodle	1
#631	foolscap fool's cap	2
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#233	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#102	funny bone	2
#436	furniture dolly	2
#1456	furry fur	1
#58	furry pill	1
#65	fusilli marrownarrow	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#592	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#661	gas balloon	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#129	ghost key	1
#587	ghost of a necklace	1
#122	ghost toga	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#160	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#1920	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1146	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#452	giant foam finger	2
#121	giant giant moth dust	2
#102	giant grain of protein powder	2
#157	giant gym membership card	2
#159	giant heirloom grape tomato	2
#160	giant jar of protein powder	2
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1254	giant needle	1
#213	giant penguin keychain	1
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#151	giant safety pin	2
#88	giant spider leg	2
#153	giant turkey leg	2
#321	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#108	glark cable	1
#201	glass of bourbon	1
#215	gleaming oyster egg	1
#273	glittery mascara	1
#94	glob of cream cheese	1
#84	glob of enchanted icing	2
#135	glob of spoiled mayo	2
#154	glowing fungus	2
#953	glowing red eye	2
#73	gnatloaf	2
#656	gnatwing	2
#736	gnauga hide	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#820	goat beard	1
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#208	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#187	gold crown	1
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#190	gold star	1
#792	gold wedding ring	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#1910	green beer	1
#1029	green clay bead	1
#180	green drunki-bear	2
#278	green peawee marble	1
#1109	green pixel	1
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Wow, that's 1,694 items total!

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