Museum :: Paradoxtim

Paradoxtim

Rank	Item	Quantity
#102	11-leaf clover	2
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#1077	3-ball	2
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1083	33398 scroll	2
#773	334 scroll	2
#1111	4-ball	2
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1423	6-ball	1
#680	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1485	7-ball	1
#1973	8-ball	2
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1965	Angry Farmer candy	2
#178	Atomic Pop	2
#610	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1258	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#161	Battlie Light Saver	2
#206	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#931	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#673	Black No. 2	2
#617	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#494	Blatantly Canadian	2
#609	Bling of the New Wave	2
#1919	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#1677	Boss Bat bling	1
#2260	Boss Bat britches	2
#280	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#369	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#163	Claybender glasses	1
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#1034	Cold Hots candy	2
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#882	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#329	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1845	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#3592	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#1840	Daffy Taffy	2
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#312	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2266	Drowsy Sword	2
#124	Duskwalker fangs	2
#148	Duskwalker syringe	2
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#253	Effermint™ tablets	1
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#89	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#202	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#858	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#178	GOTO	1
#605	Gaia beads	1
#197	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#460	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#154	Green Manalishi	2
#617	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#1139	Heimandatz's heart	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
#467	Hollandaise helmet	1
#552	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1794	Imp Ale	2
#302	Inner Strength	1
#314	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#84	Jefferson wings	2
#1281	Jocko Homo's head	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#989	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#993	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#972	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#776	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#798	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#943	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#189	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#736	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#825	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#939	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#962	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#234	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#1017	Knoll mushroom	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1756	Mad Train wine	1
#304	Mae West	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#130	Meat maid	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#58	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#272	Milk Studs	2
#390	Misty Cape	1
#378	Misty Robe	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#346	Mon Tiki	1
#592	Monstar energy beverage	1
#135	Mornington crescent roll	1
#23	Mountain Stream gastrique	1
#1003	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2684	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#282	Nardz energy beverage	1
#286	Neuromancer	1
#520	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#231	O'RLY manual	1
#1266	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#842	Orcish baseball cap	1
#790	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#143	P.B.L.T.	1
#610	PADL Phone	1
#332	PEEZ dispenser	2
#623	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#462	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#253	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#155	Psychotic Train wine	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#126	Saturday Night Special	1
#1318	Senior Mints	1
#180	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#252	Space Tours Tripple	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#844	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#208	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#78	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#79	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
#77	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
#108	Stephen's lab coat	1
#91	Stephen's secret formula	1
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#738	Supernova Champagne	1
#326	Swizzler	1
#226	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#1956	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#92	Texas tea	2
#658	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#1021	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#561	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#704	Typical Tavern swill	2
#711	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#248	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2088	Valentine	2
#912	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#161	Wax Flask	1
#234	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#160	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#1953	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#217	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#2863	Yummy Tummy bean	2
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#611	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#275	a butt tuba	2
#564	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#384	accidental cider	2
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#110	actual tapas	2
#175	adder	2
#713	adder bladder	2
#53	agnolotti arboli	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#616	all-purpose cleaner	2
#148	amok pudding	1
#602	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#106	ancient calendar fragment	2
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#159	ancient ice cream scoop	2
#235	ancient poisoned dart	2
#581	ancient protein powder	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#846	annoying pitchfork	2
#534	ant agonist	2
#878	anticheese	2
#98	antimatter wad	2
#90	antique accordion	2
#884	antique greaves	1
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#893	antique helmet	1
#163	antique machete	2
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#743	antique shield	2
#946	antique spear	1
#410	armgun	2
#853	arrrgyle socks	1
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#992	asbestos ore	2
#35	ash soda	1
#884	asparagus knife	2
#155	attorney's badge	2
#1924	awful poetry journal	1
#224	backwoods screwdriver	2
#2041	baconstone	2
#6543	badass belt	2
#147	badge of authority	1
#324	bag of W&Ws	2
#140	bag of pygmy blood	2
#1111	baggie of powdered sugar	2
#630	balaclava baklava	1
#304	balloon helmet	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#1061	bar skin	2
#820	barbed-wire fence	2
#758	baseball	2
#114	basic meat staff	1
#822	bat guano	2
#902	bat wing	2
#605	batblade	2
#1076	batgut	2
#253	batskin belt	2
#681	beach glass bead	1
#93	beaver spear	1
#921	beer bomb	2
#462	beer bong	2
#668	beer helmet	1
#540	beer lens	2
#103	beer-battered accordion	2
#205	beer-soaked mop	1
#581	beertini	2
#617	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#126	bent scrap metal	2
#345	big bad voodoo mask	1
#313	big bass drum	2
#79	big dribbly candle	2
#850	big red clown nose	2
#463	big rock	1
#1500	bit of clingfilm	1
#549	bit-o-cactus	2
#468	black & tan	2
#94	black blade	2
#120	black cloak	1
#116	black eye shadow	2
#564	black forest cake	2
#449	black forest ham	2
#167	black gold	2
#533	black greaves	2
#389	black kettle drum	1
#136	black label	2
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#1045	black pixel	1
#521	black pudding	2
#735	black snake skin	2
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#724	black sword	1
#801	blackberry	2
#140	blackberry galoshes	1
#116	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#97	bloodstain stick	2
#870	bloody beer	2
#818	bloody clown pants	2
#620	bloody mary	1
#103	blowdart	2
#681	blue class ring	2
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1178	blue pixel	2
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1673	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#180	boilermaker	2
#131	bone abacus	2
#339	bone flute	2
#148	book of matches	2
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#261	booze-soaked cherry	1
#307	bottle of Definit	2
#645	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#335	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#622	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#459	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#405	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#1169	bottle of gin	2
#4253	bottle of goofballs	2
#113	bottle of laundry sherry	2
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#537	bottle of popskull	2
#1439	bottle of rum	2
#1218	bottle of tequila	2
#1128	bottle of vodka	2
#1355	bottle of whiskey	2
#455	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#89	bottled swamp gas	2
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#245	bowling ball	1
#958	box	2
#310	box of Dweebs	2
#1191	boxed wine	2
#243	boxing glove	1
#452	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#185	brainy skull	2
#203	brass gear	2
#102	breadchucks	1
#205	brilliant oyster egg	1
#1108	broken skull	2
#501	broken sword	2
#444	bronzed locust	2
#247	brown crock marble	1
#200	brown felt tophat	1
#124	brown paper bag mask	2
#109	brown paper pants	2
#680	brown sugar cane	1
#399	bubblin' crude	2
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#895	bugbear bungguard	2
#495	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#937	bum cheek	2
#513	bunch of square grapes	2
#791	bunny liver	2
#225	bus pass	1
#540	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#839	can of Red Minotaur	2
#469	can of Swiller	2
#209	can of black paint	1
#401	can of maces	2
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2872	candied yams	1
#855	candy brain	1
#241	candy skeleton	1
#538	canopic jar	2
#485	carbonated soy milk	2
#551	carbonated water lily	2
#221	cardboard katana	2
#609	cardboard ore	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#524	carob chunk cookies	2
#626	carob chunks	2
#229	carton of rotten eggs	2
#119	carton of snake milk	2
#872	casino pass	1
#957	cast	2
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#588	cat appendix	2
#729	catgut	2
#565	centipede eggs	2
#227	chakra sludge	2
#1613	chaos butterfly	2
#235	charming flute	1
#366	cheap cigar butt	2
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#922	chef's hat	2
#556	cherry	2
#543	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#171	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	2
#492	chloroform rag	2
#184	chocolate pasta spoon	2
#210	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
#938	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#820	chopsticks	1
#687	chorizo brownies	1
#653	chorizo taco	2
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#869	chrome ore	2
#74	chunk of hot iron	1
#443	chunk of rock salt	1
#136	cigarette lighter	2
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#618	clockwork key	2
#653	clown shoes	2
#723	clown skin	2
#153	clutch of dodecapede eggs	2
#91	coal dust	2
#86	coal shovel	1
#539	cocktail napkin	2
#1148	cocoa eggshell fragment	2
#1171	coconut shell	2
#433	coffin lid	2
#1055	cog	2
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#310	cold nuggets	2
#227	cold powder	2
#328	cold wad	2
#146	cold water bottle	1
#141	colorful toad	2
#86	combat fan	1
#563	communications windchimes	2
#170	compression stocking	2
#603	cool mushroom	2
#62	cool spore pod	2
#653	cool whip	2
#522	corn holder	1
#1421	corpsedriver	2
#1462	corpsetini	2
#104	crêepy mask	2
#1129	cranberries	2
#117	crappy waiter disguise	2
#138	crazy hobo notebook	2
#838	crazy little Turkish delight	2
#567	cream stout	1
#705	crowbarrr	1
#102	crude voodoo doll	2
#521	cruelty-free wine	1
#599	cup of infinite pencils	1
#69	cup of lukewarm tea	1
#125	custard pie	1
#464	dance card	2
#961	dark potion	1
#1036	dead guy's watch	2
#141	death blossom	2
#157	decomposed boot	2
#692	decorative fountain	2
#713	dehydrated caviar	1
#121	delicious swamp muck	2
#71	deluxe layer cake	2
#923	demon skin	1
#1265	dense meat stack	1
#367	dented harmonica	2
#495	deodorant	2
#525	depantsing bomb	2
#641	desiccated apricot	2
#850	diamond-studded cane	2
#595	didgeridooka	1
#53	dieting pill	2
#85	dilapidated wizard hat	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#89	dinner roll	1
#391	dire fudgesicle	2
#971	dirty hobo gloves	2
#1470	disassembled clover	2
#1643	disco ball	2
#1527	disco mask	2
#916	disease	2
#672	disembodied brain	2
#343	dishrag	1
#701	disintegrating quill pen	2
#598	displaced fish	2
#92	disposable instant camera	1
#920	distilled fortified wine	2
#484	distressed denim pants	2
#1717	disturbing fanfic	2
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#268	double-barreled sling	1
#680	drab sonata	2
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#650	dried face	2
#110	droopy doll eye	1
#635	drum machine	2
#161	drum of tommy ammo	2
#1053	dry noodles	2
#1979	drywall axe	1
#2106	duct tape	2
#551	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#100	duonoculars	2
#164	dusty animal cranium	2
#305	dusty animal pelvis	1
#920	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#942	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#928	dusty bottle of Muscat	2
#930	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#947	dusty bottle of Port	2
#902	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#304	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#187	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	2
#318	dusty left clavicle	1
#304	dusty left femur	1
#304	dusty left fifth rib	1
#289	dusty left first front claw	1
#300	dusty left first rib	1
#190	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#190	dusty left scapula	2
#301	dusty left second front claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#285	dusty left third front claw	1
#199	dusty left third rib	2
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#311	dusty left tibia	1
#279	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty right femur	1
#191	dusty right first front claw	2
#287	dusty right first rib	1
#286	dusty right radius	1
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#306	dusty right thumb	1
#290	dusty right tibia	1
#299	dusty right ulna	1
#287	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#302	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#308	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#312	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#287	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#1277	dwarf bread	1
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#716	eXtreme mittens	2
#668	eXtreme scarf	2
#135	eagle feather	1
#136	eagle's milk	1
#121	ectoplasmic orbs	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#502	effluvious emerald	1
#227	eggbeater	2
#2364	eggnog	2
#366	eldritch effluvium	2
#130	electric snakebite	2
#121	eleven-foot pole	2
#1114	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#1300	empty agua de vida bottle	1
#667	empty meat tank	1
#540	enchanted barbell	1
#605	enchanted bean	1
#539	energy drink IV	1
#733	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#188	exotic jungle fruit	1
#405	exploding hacky-sack	1
#109	extra-flat panini	1
#906	eyepatch	2
#952	f3d0r4	1
#93	fabric hardener	1
#87	fabric softener	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#847	fancy bath salts	1
#115	fancy blue potion	1
#406	fat loot token	1
#1374	fat stacks of cash	1
#604	ferret bait	2
#670	fetid feather	2
#408	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	2
#797	filthy corduroys	2
#773	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#1895	filthy lucre	2
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#132	fine aged cheddarwurst	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#145	fire of unknown origin	2
#529	fire poi	1
#141	fishy fish	1
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#48	fishy pipe	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#885	flaming mushroom	1
#147	flaming sword	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#620	flange	1
#906	flaregun	1
#170	flask flops	1
#160	flavorless gruel	1
#138	fleetwood chain	1
#257	flimsy clipboard	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#80	floral-print skirt	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#494	foam noodle	1
#630	foolscap fool's cap	2
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#232	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#253	frigid hankyū	1
#1091	frigid ninja stars	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#781	funky dried mushroom	1
#103	funny bone	2
#435	furniture dolly	2
#1457	furry fur	1
#58	furry pill	1
#65	fusilli marrownarrow	1
#603	fuzzbump	1
#592	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#608	fuzzy montera	1
#659	gas balloon	1
#697	gearbox necklace	1
#126	ghost key	1
#581	ghost of a necklace	1
#122	ghost toga	1
#985	ghuol ears	1
#1351	ghuol egg	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#159	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#388	giant cactus quill	1
#1920	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1146	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#452	giant foam finger	2
#120	giant giant moth dust	2
#101	giant grain of protein powder	2
#153	giant gym membership card	2
#157	giant heirloom grape tomato	2
#160	giant jar of protein powder	2
#640	giant moxie weed	1
#1256	giant needle	1
#212	giant penguin keychain	1
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#150	giant safety pin	2
#87	giant spider leg	2
#151	giant turkey leg	2
#320	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#106	glark cable	1
#198	glass of bourbon	1
#209	gleaming oyster egg	1
#272	glittery mascara	1
#93	glob of cream cheese	1
#83	glob of enchanted icing	2
#134	glob of spoiled mayo	2
#153	glowing fungus	2
#952	glowing red eye	2
#71	gnatloaf	2
#656	gnatwing	2
#736	gnauga hide	1
#790	gnoll teeth	1
#821	goat beard	1
#571	goatskin umbrella	1
#823	gob of wet hair	1
#205	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#184	gold crown	1
#391	gold lamé pants	1
#190	gold star	1
#788	gold wedding ring	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1167	goth kid t-shirt	1
#782	gr8ps	1
#772	grapefruit	1
#829	grapes	1
#499	grave robbing shovel	1
#1909	green beer	1
#1023	green clay bead	1
#181	green drunki-bear	2
#278	green peawee marble	1
#1107	green pixel	1
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