Bobje Ratata

RankItemQuantity
#504"DRINK ME" potion6
#39"KICK ME" sign66
#39"meat" stick68
#343'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign5
#901,970 carat gold7
#1031-ball78
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#431/6th Pound Cake1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#531337 7r0uZ0RZ278
#931952 Mickey Mantle card52
#1092-ball71
#12425-meat staff1
#933-ball95
#3030669 scroll311
#7533398 scroll398
#12334 scroll379
#3437x37x37 puzzle cube264
#1034-ball82
#784-dimensional fez2
#654-dimensional guitar53
#924:20 bomb1
#1015-Alarm Saucepan4
#1105-ball72
#1425-hour acrimony1
#906-ball97
#26264067 scroll1
#273668 scroll3
#267-Foot Dwarven mattock190
#1037-ball83
#507-inch discus1
#1528-ball268
#268-billed baseball cap8
#618-bit banana3
#6269-ball1
#3599.44% pure math1
#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#32A Light that Never Goes Out5
#112A muse-bouche1
#777A. W. O. L. commendation3
#67ASCII fu manchu5
#70ASCII shirt40
#32Accordion of Jordion7
#67Agent Corrigan's cigarette6
#85Alewife™ Ale30
#6Alice's Army Alchemist317
#8Alice's Army Bowman136
#9Alice's Army Cleric111
#7Alice's Army Coward120
#10Alice's Army Dervish27
#38Alice's Army Foil Alchemist2
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#5Alice's Army Guard271
#6Alice's Army Halberder270
#8Alice's Army Hammerman128
#11Alice's Army Horseman101
#7Alice's Army Lanceman125
#6Alice's Army Mad Bomber320
#7Alice's Army Martyr38
#9Alice's Army Ninja301
#6Alice's Army Nurse296
#5Alice's Army Page322
#5Alice's Army Shieldmaiden338
#9Alice's Army Sniper34
#7Alice's Army Spearsman270
#7Alice's Army Swordsman280
#7Alice's Army Wallman287
#25Alice's Army booster box1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#96Ambitious Turkey4
#45Amnesiac Ale1
#1339Amulet of Yendor2
#88Ancient Protector Soda7
#91Ancient Saucehelm15
#99Angelhair Culottes9
#152Angry Farmer candy1,213
#243Angry Farmer's Wife Candy4
#171Ankh of Badahnkadh2
#41Argarggagarg's fang21
#93Arrrmetia trading card2
#42Artist's Butterknife of Regret4
#51Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness3
#37Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury7
#42Artist's Spatula of Despair4
#53Artist's Whisk of Misery2
#11Ass-Stompers of Violence2
#142Atomic Comic3
#112Atomic Pop7
#49Aura Libre2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#57Aye Aye1
#55Aye Aye, Captain1
#65Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#189BGE pocket calendar4
#575BGE shotglass12
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#58BOOtonniere1
#28BRICKO airship1
#53BRICKO brick12,773
#30BRICKO bulwark7
#50BRICKO eye brick1,818
#17BRICKO gargantuchicken1
#69BRICKO hat1
#63BRICKO pants1
#60BRICKO pearl4
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#61BRICKO sword1
#17BRICKO trunk7
#28BROS Energy Drink47
#30BURT639
#40Bal-musette accordion1
#100Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental9
#37Bangyomaman battle juice24
#124Barney's rake2
#46Baron von Ratsworth's monocle114
#29Barulio's bottle24
#86Bash-Ōs boxtop11
#112Bash-Ōs cereal7
#28Battlie Light Saver90
#20Beach Buck498
#25Beignet Milgranet19
#56Belt of Howling Anger9
#67Ben-Gal™ Balm79
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#120Big Punk1
#157Bit O' Ectoplasm16
#52Bit O' Quail Spleen3
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#57Bjorn's Hammer6
#46Black Angus blackburger1
#113Black Body™ spray4
#57Black Hole1
#70Black No. 2210
#177Blackfly Chardonnay29
#331Blatantly Canadian7
#74Bling of the New Wave11
#173Blue Diamond of Honesty3
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#149Bohemian rhapsody3
#1678Bonerdagon necklace3
#35Bonestabber1
#78Boots of Twilight Whispers6
#64Boozehounds Anonymous token16
#4Bordeaux Marteaux279
#16Boris's key lime50
#28Boris's key lime pie74
#38Boris's ring30
#382Boss Bat bling9
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#88Boss Drops3
#11Bram's choker33
#7Brand of Violence2
#36Breakfast Blast wine cooler6
#117Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air18
#49Bright Water3
#39Brimstone Beret1
#63Brimstone Bludgeon1
#100Brimstone Boxers1
#23Brimstone Bracelet1
#31Brimstone Brooch1
#39Brimstone Bunker1
#639Brimstone Chicken Sandwich6
#96Bruno's blessing of Mars2
#26Buddy Bjorn1
#65Bugbearclaw Donut1
#126Burt's blessing of Bacchus1
#44Buttery Knob2
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#41C.H.U.M. chum56
#310C.H.U.M. knife3
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#457CRIMBCO scrip560
#1703CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#46Caipiranha1
#23Cajun accordion2
#85Can-Can skirt1
#83Candicaine1
#66Candy Alexander1
#46Cement Mixer2
#70Cerebral Cloche2
#133Cerebral Crossbow2
#80Cerebral Culottes2
#60Chakra Libre1
#56Charity's choker5
#324Cherry Cloaca Cola3
#25Cherrytastrophe wine cooler9
#37Chinese curse words9
#88Choco-Mint patty1
#221Chroner268
#17Chroner trigger1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#41Citrus Crush wine cooler7
#113Clara's bell1
#43Claw of the Infernal Seal16
#22Claybender glasses36
#48Climate Colada1
#94Cloaca Cola Polar27
#185Cloaca grenade95
#682Cloaca-Cola39
#234Cloaca-Cola fatigues11
#197Cloaca-Cola helmet11
#577Cloaca-Cola knapsack3
#207Cloaca-Cola shield11
#156Cloak of Dire Shadows2
#41Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau55
#95Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration3
#965Codpiece of the Goblin King7
#34Coinspiracy654
#201Colander of Em-er'il9
#188Cold Hots candy59
#59Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce15
#146Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket9
#103Comet Pop1
#91Connery's Elixir of Audacity11
#92Cookbook of the Damned5
#84Copper Alpha of Sincerity31
#161Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket6
#423Corpse Island iced tea12
#23Cosmic Calorie3,278
#75Cracklin' Oat Bran7
#80Crazymaker1
#27Crepes a la Lune1
#376Crimbo Credit10
#396Crimbo candied pecan29
#455Crimbo fudge24
#373Crimbo peppermint bark31
#70Crimbo pie63
#144Crimbo salad6
#651Crimbo wreath1
#22Crimbojito30
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#307Crimbonium fuel rod2
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#268Crimbot battery1
#191Crimbot schematic: Big Head17
#186Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel2
#161Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher2
#120Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter4
#224Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder1
#259Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#142Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso3
#244Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#246Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#44Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun11
#137Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads3
#275Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs9
#171Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan2
#163Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite2
#248Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise10
#312Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis2
#102Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder4
#316Crimbot schematic: Power Arm6
#152Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler3
#171Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head2
#280Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker3
#193Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun17
#240Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet4
#236Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis11
#253Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#1830Crimboween memo3
#694Crimbuck1,335
#125Crown of the Goblin King141
#67Cursed Punch2
#187D roll40
#216Daffy Taffy153
#79Daisy's unclean bloomers2
#205Danglin' Chad's loincloth3
#56Dark & Starry1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#56Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe7
#254Diet Cloaca Cola4
#15Dinsey's oculus1
#12Dinsey's radar dish1
#104Disco 'Fro Pick15
#58Disco Banjo10
#87Divine13
#58Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment123
#357Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir20
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#254Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm5
#55Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum1
#189Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#62Dolphin King's crown58
#576Double Bacon Beelzeburger8
#52Doublepunchplanter1
#88Dr. Hobo's scalpel38
#84Drac & Tan1
#117Dramatic™ range12
#268Dreadsylvanian Almanac page2
#115Dreadsylvanian seed pod1
#98Drizzlers™ Black Licorice1
#121Drowsy Sword142
#63Drunken Astrophysicist1
#54Drunken Neurologist1
#52Drunken Philosopher1
#58Dump Truck2
#31Duskwalker fangs27
#22Duskwalker syringe98
#88Dweebisol™ inhaler1
#816Dyspepsi grenade11
#98Dyspepsi-Cola834
#164Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues13
#304Dyspepsi-Cola helmet8
#217Dyspepsi-Cola shield10
#92Earring of Fire1
#47Earth and Firewater1
#71Earth, Wind and Firewater1
#22Eau de Guaneau28
#62Effermint™ tablets82
#219El Sombrero De Lopez10
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
#109El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)2
#103El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)7
#58El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)10
#46El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)7
#104El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)4
#70El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)6
#41El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)8
#96El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)11
#80El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)11
#88El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)8
#34Elder Turtle Shell25
#54Elf Farm Raffle ticket83
#23Elizabeth's Dollie10
#28Elizabeth's paintbrush12
#92Elmley shades13
#40Elvish delight15
#101Enchanted Flyswatter2
#103Enchanted Plunger2
#395Ent cider18
#66Event Horizon1
#65Everlasting Deckswabber11
#50Every Day is Like This Sundae1
#53Extra-slimy Slimosa1
#543FDKOL commendation131
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#119Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1
#62Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square3
#29Fantasma en la Máquina125
#55Fauna Libre1
#214Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots59
#143Ferrigno's Elixir of Power4
#639Feynman gate14
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#57Firewater1
#63Fitspiration™ poster30
#119Flamin' Whatshisname1
#64Flaming Caipiranha1
#77Flaming Knob1
#77Flaming Mohobo1
#71Flaming Sazerorc1
#31Flan in the Moon1
#28Flaskfull of Hollow1,437
#52Flying Caipiranha1
#31Frankly Mr. Shank2
#65Frat Army FGF127
#73Freddy Kruegerand200
#49French bronilla brogurt1
#142Friendliness Beverage49
#19Frigid Northern Beans14
#45Frogade30
#16Fromage Pinotage19
#46Frost™ brand sword3
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#62Frown Exerciser1
#71Fu Manchu Wax5
#226Fudge Fiber Armor Plating3
#248Fudgie Roll1
#31Fun-Guy spore13
#41FunFunds™259
🥈Fuzzby1
#64Fuzzy Tentacle1
#51GOTO45
#26Gaia beads228
#24Galapagosian Cuisses21
#88Game Grid ticket187
#112Game Grid token48
#20GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine624
#23Garter of the Turtle Poacher21
#58Gauntlets of the Blood Moon9
#84Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire4
#54Gearhead Goo17
#281Genalen™ Bottle6
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#28Ghost Dog Chow67
#20Gin Mint16
#349Glass Balls of the Goblin King7
#82Glenn's golden dice1
#63Glo-Pop2
#74Gnollish autoplunger3
#257Gnollish casserole dish1
#47Gnollish flyswatter94
#34Gnollish pie server74
#202Gnollish pie tin22
#55Gnollish plunger70
#36Gnollish slotted spoon60
#47Gnollish toolbox159
#82Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer5
#831Go-Wassail8
#31Gold Velvet™ whiskey34
#53Golden Light1
#66Golden Mean1
#454Goodfella contract46
#102Gordon Bennett8
#67Grasshopper1
#68Grateful Undead T-shirt10
#143Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob7
#68Great Older Fashioned1
#43Greaves of the Murk Lord11
#33Greek fire5
#46Green Burlap2
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#77Green Giant1
#42Green Manalishi111
#51Green Muslin1
#59Green Velvet1
#16Grim Brothers' story book1
#48Groll doll56
#125Gummi-DNA11
#184Gummi-Gnauga17
#19Hairpiece On Fire27
#19Half a Purse4
#27Hand in Glove3
#41Hand that Rocks the Ladle1
#43Handsome Devil1
#84Hatorade4
#149Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance4
#48Haymaker1
#97Heimandatz's heart12
#10Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans10
#154Hell broth1
#168Hell ramen33
#18Hellfire Spicy Beans17
#55Helm of the Scream Emperor8
#49Herring Daiquiri1
#46Herring Wallbanger1
#52Herringtini1
#40Highest Bitter1
#7Himalayan Hidalgo sauce103
#49Hippy Army MPE321
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#144Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#110Hollandaise helmet107
#60Hot 'n' Scarys2
#62How to Avoid Scams67
#87How to Play Othello6
#76Humanitini1
#37Hundred Headed IPA9
#63Ice Island Long Tea2
#85Iceberglar scarf5
#54Iiti Kitty Gumdrop116
#48Iiti Kitty phone charm165
#113Illuminati earpiece1
#116Imp Ale2,267
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#209Inndya trading card1
#52Inner Strength5
#316Inner Truth1
#92Inner Wisdom4
#75Instant Karma161
#62Irish Coffee, English Heart1
#276Iron Beta of Industry34
#65Jack-O-Lantern beer7
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#61Jackhammer1
#38Jacob's rung7
#37Jarlsberg's earring24
#26Jarlsberg's key lime41
#26Jarlsberg's key lime pie65
#17Jarlsberg's pan1
#37Jefferson wings30
#87Jocko Homo's head13
#10Jodhpurs of Violence2
#212Jolly Roger charrrm21
#35Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet85
#534Jumbo Dr. Lucifer11
#42Jungle Juice1
#55Junk-Bond3
#32Kentucky-fried meat sword6
#60Knob Goblin Mutagen45
#14Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar110
#51Knob Goblin elite helm121
#57Knob Goblin elite pants113
#72Knob Goblin elite polearm97
#59Knob Goblin elite shirt128
#74Knob Goblin eyedrops14
#45Knob Goblin firecracker668
#25Knob Goblin harem pants326
#17Knob Goblin harem veil334
#134Knob Goblin learning pill2
#92Knob Goblin love potion215
#194Knob Goblin lunchbox8
#108Knob Goblin melon baller32
#156Knob Goblin nasal spray3
#37Knob Goblin pants479
#15Knob Goblin perfume227
#122Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray14
#36Knob Goblin scimitar461
#84Knob Goblin seltzer380
#104Knob Goblin sharpening spray2
#100Knob Goblin spatula308
#96Knob Goblin steroids175
#79Knob Goblin superseltzer123
#44Knob Goblin tongs509
#113Knob Goblin visor96
#93Knob jelly donut3
#119Knob mushroom129
#34Knob nuts49
#343Knob pasty1
#148Knob sausage73
#122Knob sausage stir-fry1
#89Knob shroomkabob2
#193Knob stroganoff1
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#65Knoll mushroom233
#28Knoll shroomkabob80
#88Knoll stir-fry2
#65Kokomo Resort Chip2
#42Krakrox's Loincloth16
🥈Krampus Horn1
#43LCD game: Burger Belt73
#42LCD game: Food Eater68
#44LCD game: Garbage River65
#43La Fantasma y La Oscuridad104
#185La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez7
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#61Lavalos's shell1
#24Lazybones™ recliner1
#186Lederhosen of the Night7
#18Lens of Violence1
#101Leonard's glasses2
#96Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil3
#25Li'l Businessman Kit19
#31Little Crimson Book1
#27Lockenstock™ sandals293
#56Locust1
#57Lollipop Drop1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#64Lord Soggyraven's Slippers6
#155Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet141
#576Lord of the Flies-sized fries9
#36Louder Than Bomb1
#65Loudmouth Larry Lamprey877
#252Lucky Surprise Egg26
#7Lumineux Limnio192
#769M-2427
#216MSG1
#61Mace of the Tortoise9
#202Mad Train wine541
#45Mae West46
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#1560MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech2
#239Manetwich3
#86Mariner's Friend cough drops10
#50Mark I Steam-Hat1
#35Mark II Steam-Hat2
#44Mark III Steam-Hat1
#43Mark IV Steam-Hat1
#136Mark V Steam-Hat1
#315Marquis de Poivre soda9
#51Marvin's marvelous pill4
#154Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery2
#98Maxwell's Silver Hammer34
#44Mayo de Mayo™ mayo5
#26Mayodiol1
#28Mayoflex1
#32Mayonex1
#24Mayostat1
#23Mayozapine1
#48McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade130
#44McMillicancuddy's Special Lager297
#24Meat Tenderizer is Murder4
#403Meat detector1
#15Meat-inflating powder141
#158Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs60
#68Meleegra™ pills176
#47Mer-kin breastplate8
#47Mer-kin bunwig2
#79Mer-kin cancerstick1
#35Mer-kin cheatsheet8
#40Mer-kin cooljuice11
#16Mer-kin digpick19
#26Mer-kin dodgeball1
#47Mer-kin dragbelt2
#22Mer-kin dragnet1
#55Mer-kin eyeglasses1
#16Mer-kin facecowl2
#41Mer-kin fastjuice27
#56Mer-kin finpaddle1
#17Mer-kin fitbrine27
#36Mer-kin foodbucket91
#12Mer-kin gladiator mask1
#14Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece1
#21Mer-kin gutgirdle4
#41Mer-kin hallpass1
#17Mer-kin headguard2
#27Mer-kin healscroll62
#37Mer-kin hidepaint22
#58Mer-kin hookspear12
#57Mer-kin killscroll15
#88Mer-kin knucklebone1
#70Mer-kin lipstick2
#38Mer-kin mouthsoap4
#55Mer-kin pinkslip4
#56Mer-kin prayerbeads9
#54Mer-kin pressureglobe7
#20Mer-kin ragejuice32
#46Mer-kin roundshield9
#38Mer-kin saltmint4
#54Mer-kin sawdust1
#42Mer-kin smartjuice10
#62Mer-kin sneakmask5
#32Mer-kin stopwatch4
#19Mer-kin strongjuice23
#24Mer-kin switchblade1
#43Mer-kin takebag18
#11Mer-kin thighguard3
#36Mer-kin thingpouch83
#15Mer-kin waistrope1
#31Mer-kin weaksauce24
#47Mer-kin wordquiz3
#356Mesmereyes™ contact lenses1
#61Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler49
#99Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1,171
#111Microplushie: Bropane119
#71Microplushie: Dorkonide53
#120Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid46
#133Microplushie: Fauxnerditide21
#129Microplushie: Gothochondria79
#127Microplushie: Hippylase118
#107Microplushie: Hipsterine13
#122Microplushie: Hobomosome57
#126Microplushie: Otakulone129
#103Microplushie: Raverdrine85
#125Microplushie: Sororitrate93
#100Milk Studs115
#134Mini-Crimbot crate1
#16MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#43Mint Yulep5
#16Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet1
#15Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass1
#11Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge1
#14Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves1
#13Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow1
#23Miserable Pie3
#95Missing Eye Simulation Device4
#99Misty Cape23
#64Misty Cloak30
#78Misty Robe32
#16Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas6
#1332Mob Penguin cellular phone7
#56Mohawk wig264
#61Mohobo1
#61Mon Tiki40
#61Monstar energy beverage235
#72Moon Pie1
#79Moonds3
#67Moonshine Mohobo1
#27Moonthril Schnapps1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#57More Humanitini than Humanitini1
#69Morlock's Mark Bourbon2
#39Mornington crescent roll64
#19Mortimer's nostrum58
#66Morto Moreto3
#24Mountain Stream Code Black Alert66
#15Mountain Stream gastrique4
#70Mountain Stream soda1,282
#93Mr. Accessory Jr.1
#104Mr. Cheeng's spectacles1
#63Mr. Haggis80
#462Mr. Joe's bangles2
#510Mr. Mediocrebar105
#34Ms. Accessory1
#103Mt. McLargeHuge oyster1
#11Muschat79
#158ND1
#99NG18
#634NPZR chemistry set1
#33Nardz energy beverage44
#83Nayztameetjoo trading card2
#83Necrotelicomnicon9
#47Neuromancer30
#47New Age healing crystal116
#174New Zealand iced tea64
#121Newbiesport™ tent68
#98Newman's Own Trousers9
#158Nickel Gamma of Frugality41
#61Northern pemmican4
#82Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I24
#83Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II29
#89Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III21
#57Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV19
#60Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V17
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#45zmobie28
#56zombie2
#78zombie dinosaur egg1
#58zombie hollandaise35
#1018zombie pineal gland4

Wow, that's 384,157 items total!

what items are this player missing?