Museum :: Bobje Ratata

Bobje Ratata

Rank	Item	Quantity
#504	"DRINK ME" potion	6
#40	"KICK ME" sign	66
#40	"meat" stick	68
#344	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#92	1,970 carat gold	7
#102	1-ball	78
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#53	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	278
#96	1952 Mickey Mantle card	52
#108	2-ball	71
#123	25-meat staff	1
#93	3-ball	95
#30	30669 scroll	311
#75	33398 scroll	398
#12	334 scroll	379
#34	37x37x37 puzzle cube	264
#103	4-ball	82
#78	4-dimensional fez	2
#65	4-dimensional guitar	53
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#101	5-Alarm Saucepan	4
#109	5-ball	72
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#90	6-ball	97
#263	64067 scroll	1
#273	668 scroll	3
#26	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	190
#102	7-ball	83
#50	7-inch discus	1
#153	8-ball	268
#26	8-billed baseball cap	8
#61	8-bit banana	3
#625	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#32	A Light that Never Goes Out	5
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#67	ASCII fu manchu	5
#70	ASCII shirt	40
#32	Accordion of Jordion	7
#67	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	6
#85	Alewife™ Ale	30
#6	Alice's Army Alchemist	317
#8	Alice's Army Bowman	136
#9	Alice's Army Cleric	111
#7	Alice's Army Coward	120
#10	Alice's Army Dervish	27
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#65	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#6	Alice's Army Guard	271
#7	Alice's Army Halberder	270
#8	Alice's Army Hammerman	128
#11	Alice's Army Horseman	101
#7	Alice's Army Lanceman	125
#6	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	320
#7	Alice's Army Martyr	38
#9	Alice's Army Ninja	301
#6	Alice's Army Nurse	296
#5	Alice's Army Page	322
#6	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	338
#9	Alice's Army Sniper	34
#8	Alice's Army Spearsman	270
#7	Alice's Army Swordsman	280
#8	Alice's Army Wallman	287
#24	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#97	Ambitious Turkey	4
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#1340	Amulet of Yendor	2
#87	Ancient Protector Soda	7
#91	Ancient Saucehelm	15
#100	Angelhair Culottes	9
#152	Angry Farmer candy	1,213
#242	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	4
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#42	Argarggagarg's fang	21
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#42	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	4
#51	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	3
#37	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	7
#42	Artist's Spatula of Despair	4
#53	Artist's Whisk of Misery	2
#11	Ass-Stompers of Violence	2
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#112	Atomic Pop	7
#48	Aura Libre	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#189	BGE pocket calendar	4
#577	BGE shotglass	12
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#54	BRICKO brick	12,773
#30	BRICKO bulwark	7
#50	BRICKO eye brick	1,818
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO pearl	4
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#17	BRICKO trunk	7
#29	BROS Energy Drink	47
#30	BURT	639
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#101	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	9
#37	Bangyomaman battle juice	24
#124	Barney's rake	2
#46	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	114
#29	Barulio's bottle	24
#86	Bash-Ōs boxtop	11
#112	Bash-Ōs cereal	7
#28	Battlie Light Saver	90
#21	Beach Buck	498
#25	Beignet Milgranet	19
#55	Belt of Howling Anger	9
#67	Ben-Gal™ Balm	79
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#156	Bit O' Ectoplasm	16
#53	Bit O' Quail Spleen	3
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#57	Bjorn's Hammer	6
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#112	Black Body™ spray	4
#57	Black Hole	1
#70	Black No. 2	210
#176	Blackfly Chardonnay	29
#331	Blatantly Canadian	7
#74	Bling of the New Wave	11
#175	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#148	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#1678	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#35	Bonestabber	1
#77	Boots of Twilight Whispers	6
#64	Boozehounds Anonymous token	16
#4	Bordeaux Marteaux	279
#16	Boris's key lime	50
#28	Boris's key lime pie	74
#39	Boris's ring	30
#382	Boss Bat bling	9
#2774	Boss Bat britches	1
#88	Boss Drops	3
#11	Bram's choker	33
#7	Brand of Violence	2
#36	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	6
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#49	Bright Water	3
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#639	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	6
#97	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#67	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#127	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#44	Buttery Knob	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#41	C.H.U.M. chum	56
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#458	CRIMBCO scrip	560
#1705	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#44	Caipiranha	1
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#65	Candy Alexander	1
#45	Cement Mixer	2
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#56	Charity's choker	5
#327	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#25	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	9
#37	Chinese curse words	9
#87	Choco-Mint patty	1
#223	Chroner	268
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#40	Citrus Crush wine cooler	7
#113	Clara's bell	1
#43	Claw of the Infernal Seal	16
#22	Claybender glasses	36
#48	Climate Colada	1
#94	Cloaca Cola Polar	27
#184	Cloaca grenade	95
#682	Cloaca-Cola	39
#234	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	11
#198	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
#578	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#207	Cloaca-Cola shield	11
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#42	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	55
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#966	Codpiece of the Goblin King	7
#35	Coinspiracy	654
#203	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#187	Cold Hots candy	59
#59	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	15
#145	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	9
#103	Comet Pop	1
#92	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	11
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#83	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	31
#160	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	6
#426	Corpse Island iced tea	12
#23	Cosmic Calorie	3,278
#75	Cracklin' Oat Bran	7
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#376	Crimbo Credit	10
#396	Crimbo candied pecan	29
#455	Crimbo fudge	24
#373	Crimbo peppermint bark	31
#71	Crimbo pie	63
#143	Crimbo salad	6
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#22	Crimbojito	30
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#308	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#117	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#192	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	17
#187	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	2
#162	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#122	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	4
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#143	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	3
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#44	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	11
#137	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	3
#276	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	9
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#248	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	10
#312	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	2
#103	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	4
#317	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	6
#153	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	3
#172	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#280	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#193	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	17
#240	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4
#236	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	11
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#694	Crimbuck	1,335
#125	Crown of the Goblin King	141
#68	Cursed Punch	2
#187	D roll	40
#215	Daffy Taffy	153
#79	Daisy's unclean bloomers	2
#206	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#56	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	7
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#105	Disco 'Fro Pick	15
#58	Disco Banjo	10
#87	Divine	13
#58	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	123
#357	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	20
#212	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#63	Dolphin King's crown	58
#576	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	8
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#88	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	38
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#117	Dramatic™ range	12
#268	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	2
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#120	Drowsy Sword	142
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#53	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#57	Dump Truck	2
#31	Duskwalker fangs	27
#22	Duskwalker syringe	98
#89	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#815	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#98	Dyspepsi-Cola	834
#165	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	13
#304	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#217	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	10
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#22	Eau de Guaneau	28
#62	Effermint™ tablets	82
#219	El Sombrero De Lopez	10
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	7
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	10
#46	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	7
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#70	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	6
#41	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	8
#96	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	11
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	11
#88	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	8
#34	Elder Turtle Shell	25
#54	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	83
#23	Elizabeth's Dollie	10
#27	Elizabeth's paintbrush	12
#92	Elmley shades	13
#39	Elvish delight	15
#102	Enchanted Flyswatter	2
#106	Enchanted Plunger	2
#395	Ent cider	18
#66	Event Horizon	1
#64	Everlasting Deckswabber	11
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#542	FDKOL commendation	131
#31	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#62	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	3
#29	Fantasma en la Máquina	125
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#214	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	59
#144	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#639	Feynman gate	14
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#58	Firewater	1
#63	Fitspiration™ poster	30
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#28	Flaskfull of Hollow	1,437
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#65	Frat Army FGF	127
#75	Freddy Kruegerand	200
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#142	Friendliness Beverage	49
#19	Frigid Northern Beans	14
#45	Frogade	30
#16	Fromage Pinotage	19
#46	Frost™ brand sword	3
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#72	Fu Manchu Wax	5
#227	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#33	Fun-Guy spore	13
#42	FunFunds™	259
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#52	GOTO	45
#26	Gaia beads	228
#24	Galapagosian Cuisses	21
#87	Game Grid ticket	187
#113	Game Grid token	48
#20	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	624
#23	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	21
#57	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	9
#84	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	4
#54	Gearhead Goo	17
#280	Genalen™ Bottle	6
#439	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#28	Ghost Dog Chow	67
#20	Gin Mint	16
#348	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#81	Glenn's golden dice	1
#64	Glo-Pop	2
#74	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#47	Gnollish flyswatter	94
#34	Gnollish pie server	74
#203	Gnollish pie tin	22
#55	Gnollish plunger	70
#36	Gnollish slotted spoon	60
#47	Gnollish toolbox	159
#82	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	5
#832	Go-Wassail	8
#31	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	34
#52	Golden Light	1
#65	Golden Mean	1
#455	Goodfella contract	46
#101	Gordon Bennett	8
#66	Grasshopper	1
#67	Grateful Undead T-shirt	10
#144	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	7
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#42	Greaves of the Murk Lord	11
#33	Greek fire	5
#45	Green Burlap	2
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#76	Green Giant	1
#42	Green Manalishi	111
#50	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#16	Grim Brothers' story book	1
#48	Groll doll	56
#123	Gummi-DNA	11
#183	Gummi-Gnauga	17
#19	Hairpiece On Fire	27
#19	Half a Purse	4
#26	Hand in Glove	3
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#84	Hatorade	4
#149	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	4
#49	Haymaker	1
#98	Heimandatz's heart	12
#10	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	10
#154	Hell broth	1
#169	Hell ramen	33
#18	Hellfire Spicy Beans	17
#54	Helm of the Scream Emperor	8
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#45	Herring Wallbanger	1
#51	Herringtini	1
#39	Highest Bitter	1
#7	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	103
#49	Hippy Army MPE	321
#93	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#672	Hodgman's blanket	1
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#110	Hollandaise helmet	107
#60	Hot 'n' Scarys	2
#61	How to Avoid Scams	67
#87	How to Play Othello	6
#75	Humanitini	1
#37	Hundred Headed IPA	9
#64	Ice Island Long Tea	2
#85	Iceberglar scarf	5
#55	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	116
#48	Iiti Kitty phone charm	165
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#116	Imp Ale	2,267
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#52	Inner Strength	5
#316	Inner Truth	1
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#76	Instant Karma	161
#61	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#277	Iron Beta of Industry	34
#64	Jack-O-Lantern beer	7
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#60	Jackhammer	1
#38	Jacob's rung	7
#37	Jarlsberg's earring	24
#26	Jarlsberg's key lime	41
#26	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	65
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#37	Jefferson wings	30
#87	Jocko Homo's head	13
#10	Jodhpurs of Violence	2
#213	Jolly Roger charrrm	21
#35	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	85
#534	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#43	Jungle Juice	1
#55	Junk-Bond	3
#32	Kentucky-fried meat sword	6
#59	Knob Goblin Mutagen	45
#14	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	110
#51	Knob Goblin elite helm	121
#57	Knob Goblin elite pants	113
#72	Knob Goblin elite polearm	97
#59	Knob Goblin elite shirt	128
#74	Knob Goblin eyedrops	14
#45	Knob Goblin firecracker	668
#25	Knob Goblin harem pants	326
#17	Knob Goblin harem veil	334
#135	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
#92	Knob Goblin love potion	215
#194	Knob Goblin lunchbox	8
#106	Knob Goblin melon baller	32
#156	Knob Goblin nasal spray	3
#37	Knob Goblin pants	479
#16	Knob Goblin perfume	227
#122	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	14
#36	Knob Goblin scimitar	461
#84	Knob Goblin seltzer	380
#103	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
#100	Knob Goblin spatula	308
#96	Knob Goblin steroids	175
#79	Knob Goblin superseltzer	123
#44	Knob Goblin tongs	509
#112	Knob Goblin visor	96
#93	Knob jelly donut	3
#119	Knob mushroom	129
#34	Knob nuts	49
#343	Knob pasty	1
#148	Knob sausage	73
#121	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#65	Knoll mushroom	233
#28	Knoll shroomkabob	80
#88	Knoll stir-fry	2
#65	Kokomo Resort Chip	2
#42	Krakrox's Loincloth	16
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#43	LCD game: Burger Belt	73
#43	LCD game: Food Eater	68
#44	LCD game: Garbage River	65
#43	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	104
#185	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	7
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#61	Lavalos's shell	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#186	Lederhosen of the Night	7
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#101	Leonard's glasses	2
#96	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	3
#26	Li'l Businessman Kit	19
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#27	Lockenstock™ sandals	293
#55	Locust	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#64	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	6
#155	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	141
#576	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	9
#35	Louder Than Bomb	1
#65	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	877
#252	Lucky Surprise Egg	26
#7	Lumineux Limnio	192
#769	M-242	7
#216	MSG	1
#61	Mace of the Tortoise	9
#203	Mad Train wine	541
#45	Mae West	46
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#238	Manetwich	3
#86	Mariner's Friend cough drops	10
#51	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#35	Mark II Steam-Hat	2
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#135	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#313	Marquis de Poivre soda	9
#51	Marvin's marvelous pill	4
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#98	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	34
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#26	Mayodiol	1
#29	Mayoflex	1
#32	Mayonex	1
#24	Mayostat	1
#24	Mayozapine	1
#48	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	130
#44	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	297
#24	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	4
#403	Meat detector	1
#15	Meat-inflating powder	141
#157	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	60
#68	Meleegra™ pills	176
#46	Mer-kin breastplate	8
#47	Mer-kin bunwig	2
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#35	Mer-kin cheatsheet	8
#40	Mer-kin cooljuice	11
#16	Mer-kin digpick	19
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#47	Mer-kin dragbelt	2
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#16	Mer-kin facecowl	2
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#394	tiny plastic beebee gunners	11
#443	tiny plastic beebee queue	10
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#243	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	18
#309	tiny plastic blazing bat	14
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#3927	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3957	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3911	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#293	tiny plastic bugaboo	15
#234	tiny plastic buzzerker	18
#312	tiny plastic cavebugbear	14
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#2242	tiny plastic cocoabo	8
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#264	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
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#3914	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#2771	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#1825	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
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#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
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#3846	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
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#2258	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	8
#2525	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	7
#2529	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	7
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#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
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#295	tiny plastic mumblebee	15
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#1417	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	6
#3863	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#225	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#265	tiny plastic the Free Man	9
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#313	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3843	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
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#23	tiny top hat and cane	3
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#50	titanium assault umbrella	279
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#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
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#43	transporter transponder	262
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#33	true grit	122
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#41	turkish mostaccioli	1
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#44	turtle-shaped rock	29
#51	turtlemail bits	156
#46	turtlemail breeches	2
#46	turtlemail coif	2
#21	turtlemail hauberk	9
#14	turtling rod	12
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#273	twinkly nuggets	29
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#67	twist of lime	5
#15	twisted piece of wire	45
#39	twisted-up wet towel	20
#1104	twitching claw	4
#135	twitching time capsule	2
#60	two-handed depthsword	3
#15	ultimate ultimate frisbee	130
#70	ultra-deluxe cupcake	1
#63	ultrafondue	3
#69	una poca de gracia	19
#96	unbearable light	2
#112	uncooked chorizo	64
#81	underwater slingshot	5
#263	unearthed potsherd	11
#31	unfinished ice sculpture	1
#39	unflavored wine cooler	103
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
#70	unholy water	11
#66	unidentified jerky	772
#40	unlocked meat locker	5
#43	unnamed cocktail	18
#18	unnatural gas	22
#104	unquiet spirits	17
#106	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	168
#48	unrequired jacket	6
#107	unrolling pin	1
#11	unspeakable lozenges	3
#1342	unstable DNA	22
#2030	unstable laser battery	25
#109	unstable quark	9
#39	untamable turtle	22
#106	unused soap	13
#120	unused walkie-talkie	7
#154	unusual disco ball	12
#19	unusual oil	11
#70	used beer	3
#1085	useless powder	33
#24	valuable coin	164
#115	valuable trinket	903
#56	vampire chowder	33
#57	vampire collar	44
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#91	vampire pearl	9
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#25	veiny spore pod	13
#36	velcro boots	1
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#54	velcro ore	11
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#66	very overdue library book	13
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
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#40	vial of baconstone juice	5
#67	vial of blood simple syrup	1
#25	vial of hamethyst juice	14
#49	vial of holy water	84
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#52	viking helmet	434
#1269	vinegar	9
#142	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	187
#87	vintage smart drink	1
#27	vinyl boots	1
#52	vinyl ore	11
#52	vinyl shield	1
#121	viral DNA	13
#29	viscous lava globs	13
#675	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#22	vodka and cranberry	155
#47	vodka and tonic	16
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#61	vodka stratocaster	18
#64	volcanic ash	109
#71	voodoo glowskull	51
#85	vorpal blade	130
#63	votive candle	6
#759	wad of cotton	2
#162	wad of dough	424
#114	wad of slimy rags	9
#102	wad of tofu	96
#90	walrus-tusk earring	12
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#35	wand of pigification	32
#443	wang	2
#29	war tongs	150
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#236	warbear accoutrements chunk	15
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#107	warbear badge	1
#312	warbear battery	7
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#124	warbear bearserker mead	3
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#217	warbear beeping telegram	6
#93	warbear blizzard mead	6
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#308	warbear drone assembler	1
#42	warbear drone codes	1
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#97	warbear feasting bread	7
#91	warbear feasting mead	8
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#211	warbear foil hat	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#271	warbear gyrocopter	3
#311	warbear helm fragment	4
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#200	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#356	warbear metalworking primer	2
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#208	warbear procedural hilarity drone	6
#187	warbear requisition box	20
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#80	warbear thermoregulator bread	6
#320	warbear trouser fragment	2
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#93	warbear warrior bread	3
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#298	warbear whosit	445
#92	warm mushroom	19
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#71	water pipe bomb	1,397
#276	water wings	3
#56	water wings for babies	1
#55	water-polo cap	6
#61	water-polo mitt	2
#40	weathered barrel	352
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#35	weighted paperclip chain	5
#100	weird gazelle steak	1
#50	weremoose spit	21
#25	wet stew	30
#159	wet venom duct	1
#19	whalebone corset	131
#33	whatsit-covered turtle shell	6
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#26	whimpering willow bark	31
#46	whiskey and cola	85
#72	whiskey and soda	19
#64	whiskey bittersweet	2
#162	whiskey in a broken glass	9
#300	whiskey sour	7
#68	white Canadian	73
#222	white Xanadian	1
#48	white belt	1
#41	white blood cells	5
#1158	white candy heart	1
#22	white chocolate and tomato pizza	256
#52	white chocolate chip cookies	187
#57	white chocolate chips	313
#37	white class ring	343
#51	white collar	52
#25	white hat hacker T-shirt	50
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#20	white mana	78
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#53	white picket fence	58
#91	white pixel	794
#51	white rice	67
#41	white satin pants	150
#43	white satin shield	81
#51	white snake skin	298
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#42	white sword	179
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#51	white whip	2
#55	white wine	3
#1749	whoopie cushion	2
#9	wicker kickers	1
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#12	wicker ticker	1
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#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#65	willyweed	54
#177	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
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#135	wind-up ensign	2
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#156	wind-up navigation droid	1
#131	wind-up owl	2
#47	wind-up spider	5
#135	wind-up vampire teeth	2
#164	windchimes	71
#129	wine spritzer	10
#337	wine-soaked bone chips	2
#94	wings of fire	1
#451	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	75
#51	witch wart	4
#98	witty rapier	82
#29	woimbook	1
#114	wolf mask	466
#434	wolfman mask	14
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#48	wonderwall shield	44
#9	wood screw	136
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#34	woolen cravat	2
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#170	worthless knick-knack	86
#176	worthless trinket	39
#130	woven baling wire bracelets	7
#100	wreath of laurels	6
#1044	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#95	wrench bracelet	36
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#37	wumpus hair	45
#73	wussiness potion	362
#1329	x-ray specs	2
#177	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
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#61	yakskin buckler	2
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#55	yakskin pants	2
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#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
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#911	yellow gummi ingot	4
#56	yellow paisley oyster egg	32
#27	yellow pixel	1,338
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#139	yellow plastic oyster egg	32
#143	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	14
#1943	yellow snowcone	2
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
#156	yeti fur	1,942
#2204	yo	1
#1565	yo-yo	6
#86	yohohoyo	43
#30	zen motorcycle	2
#46	zmobie	28
#57	zombie	2
#77	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#59	zombie hollandaise	35
#1018	zombie pineal gland	4

Wow, that's 384,157 items total!

what items are this player missing?