Museum :: DisComBoBulAteD

DisComBoBulAteD

Rank	Item	Quantity
#688	1-ball	5
#535	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	10
#134	1952 Mickey Mantle card	15
#1051	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#675	3-ball	5
#510	30669 scroll	11
#711	33398 scroll	10
#592	334 scroll	5
#889	4-ball	3
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1072	6-ball	2
#800	7-ball	4
#921	8-ball	14
#401	9-ball	2
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#199	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#1164	Angry Farmer candy	24
#55	Arrrmetia trading card	3
#573	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#107	Battlie Light Saver	7
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#183	Bit O' Ectoplasm	13
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#484	Black No. 2	7
#409	Blackfly Chardonnay	6
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#185	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#266	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#525	Chroner	3
#127	Claybender glasses	2
#1267	Cloaca grenade	5
#1207	Cloaca-Cola	6
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#696	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#762	Cold Hots candy	4
#209	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#253	Crimbo Credit	35
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#45	Crimbonium fuel rod	92
#311	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	6
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#3208	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#10	DNOTC Box	14
#620	Daffy Taffy	46
#85	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#190	Diet Cloaca Cola	7
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#107	Duskwalker fangs	3
#129	Duskwalker syringe	3
#641	Dyspepsi grenade	18
#1107	Dyspepsi-Cola	30
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#426	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#522	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#574	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#256	Effermint™ tablets	1
#255	El Vibrato power sphere	4
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#469	Elmley shades	1
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#757	Feynman gate	11
#405	Frat Army FGF	3
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#370	Frosty's frosty mug	4
#392	Gaia beads	4
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#181	Gummi-DNA	6
#289	Gummi-Gnauga	10
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#100	Hatorade	2
#614	Hell ramen	1
#480	Hippy Army MPE	3
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#91	Inndya trading card	2
#627	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
#60	Kentucky-style derby	3
#111	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#601	Knob Goblin steroids	7
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#122	LED block	11
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3360	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#768	M-242	7
#186	MSG	2
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#647	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#977	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	4
#240	Milk Studs	8
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#177	Miniborg laser	3
#195	Miniborg stomper	3
#190	Miniborg strangler	3
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#238	Monstar energy beverage	27
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#1635	Mr. Mediocrebar	17
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#468	Now and Earlier	5
#233	O'RLY manual	1
#287	Oil of Parrrlay	6
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#294	PADL Phone	21
#257	PEEZ dispenser	12
#303	Penultimate Fantasy chest	70
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#116	Polysniff Perfume	4
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#45	Raggedy Hippy doll	11
#173	Regular Cloaca Cola	9
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#1998	Rock Pops	10
#204	Roo trading card	1
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#1088	Senior Mints	2
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#158	Space Tours Tripple	5
#978	Spam Witch sammich	3
#394	Spooky Surprise Egg	29
#178	Squat-Thrust Magazine	2
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#105	T.U.R.D.S. Key	9
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#42	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	3
#207	The Snake trading card	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#506	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#1412	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1802	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#953	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#265	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	12
#1141	Trollhouse cookies	3
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#102	Wax Flask	4
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#137	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	8
#129	Ye Olde Meade	5
#166	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	3
#1725	Yummy Tummy bean	60
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#525	acoustic guitarrr	5
#165	adder	3
#475	adder bladder	9
#271	all-purpose cleaner	22
#70	alphabet gum	28
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#435	ancient Magi-Wipes	8
#311	ancient frozen dinner	6
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#204	ancient poisoned dart	5
#408	ancient protein powder	7
#231	ancient vinyl coin purse	22
#1882	anniversary gift box	2
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#411	ant agonist	4
#270	ant hoe	1
#372	anti-anti-antidote	4
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#721	antique greaves	2
#580	antique hand mirror	2
#743	antique helmet	2
#212	antique machete	1
#267	antique packet of ketchup	5
#581	antique shield	5
#563	antique spear	6
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#327	asbestos apron	2
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#30	asbestos meat stack	6
#406	asbestos ore	15
#387	asbestos staff	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#884	asparagus knife	2
#643	asshat	1
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#178	attorney's badge	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#981	awful poetry journal	33
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#163	backwoods screwdriver	6
#1715	baconstone	3
#261	baconstone ring	1
#5057	badass belt	5
#110	badge of authority	2
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#306	bag of W&Ws	4
#1885	bag of airline peanuts	1
#126	bag of pygmy blood	3
#899	baggie of powdered sugar	7
#201	balaclava	4
#215	balaclava baklava	15
#1312	ball	3
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#281	balloon monkey	6
#253	ballroom blintz	14
#727	banana	4
#411	bar skin	24
#346	barbed-wire fence	13
#708	barrrnacle	19
#245	barskin hat	2
#901	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#305	bat guano	43
#89	bat hat	1
#331	bat wing	41
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#523	batblade	3
#378	batgut	68
#993	battered Crimbo Crate	6
#198	bazookafish bubble gum	11
#144	beach glass bead	52
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#51	beanbag chair	18
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#441	beer bomb	33
#273	beer bong	9
#101	beer cartilage	4
#268	beer helmet	15
#375	beer lens	5
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#188	beer-scented teddy bear	3
#212	bejeweled pledge pin	32
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#285	big boom	3
#702	big red clown nose	4
#286	big rock	3
#618	bilge wine	6
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#203	bird rib	7
#577	bit of clingfilm	7
#360	bit-o-cactus	8
#590	black & tan	1
#54	black brandy	1
#351	black eyedrops	2
#188	black facepaint	1
#403	black forest cake	5
#259	black forest ham	9
#408	black greaves	4
#304	black helmet	7
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#323	black pension check	10
#295	black pepper	7
#379	black picnic basket	2
#1047	black pixel	1
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#128	black sheepskin diploma	2
#399	black shield	4
#509	black snake skin	7
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#330	black sword	7
#388	blackberry	16
#423	blind-packed capsule toy	4
#124	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	127
#184	blob of Alphredo™	2
#786	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#236	blood of the Wereseal	2
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#744	bloody beer	4
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#499	blue class ring	4
#193	blue grass	2
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
#168	bone abacus	1
#213	bone collar	1
#430	bone flute	1
#252	bone rattle	8
#122	book of matches	7
#382	booty chest charrrm	12
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#347	bottle of alcohol	7
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#594	bottle of gin	20
#5027	bottle of goofballs	1
#197	bottle of realpagne	2
#316	bottle of rum	183
#979	bottle of tequila	6
#237	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#571	bottle of vodka	19
#908	bottle of whiskey	11
#233	bottle opener belt buckle	13
#191	bottled day	1
#179	bowl of lucky charms	4
#248	bowling ball	1
#648	box	10
#266	box of Dweebs	9
#5011	box of sunshine	7
#156	box turtle	2
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#203	brass gear	2
#2052	brick	4
#202	briefcase	51
#69	broken carburetor	3
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#870	broken skull	6
#624	broken sword	1
#46	broken warbear gyrocopter	3
#331	bronzed locust	5
#445	brown sugar cane	5
#238	bubble-wrap simulator	2
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#115	bubblin' crude	206
#956	bubbly potion	1
#924	buckyball	4
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#497	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#817	bum cheek	4
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#513	bunch of square grapes	2
#500	bunny liver	8
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#101	bus pass	11
#539	cactus fruit	1
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#152	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	4
#635	can of Red Minotaur	4
#402	can of maces	2
#957	can of spinach	1
#93	can of starch	2
#1298	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	6
#386	candied kobold	8
#783	candied yams	11
#621	candy brain	3
#259	candy cigarette	1
#533	cannonball charrrm	5
#210	canopic jar	35
#809	capacitor relay	11
#1034	carbon nanotube frame	8
#387	carbonated soy milk	6
#509	cardboard ore	2
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#221	carton of rotten eggs	3
#682	casino pass	2
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#420	cat appendix	6
#102	catfish whiskers	3
#375	catgut	16
#501	centipede eggs	3
#117	chakra malt	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#210	chewing gum on a string	86
#246	chintzy accordion pin	2
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#255	chintzy noodle ring	3
#206	chintzy saucepan earring	4
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#131	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	6
#116	chisel	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#293	chloroform rag	10
#608	chocolate filthy lucre	2
#458	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	3
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#822	chopsticks	1
#586	chorizo taco	3
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#37	chrome meat stack	3
#494	chrome ore	9
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#126	clay peace-sign bead	60
#39	clockwork claws	2
#134	clockwork maid	1
#869	cloudy potion	2
#797	clown shoes	1
#622	clown skin	4
#238	clownskin belt	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#555	cocoa egg	14
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1021	coconut shell	5
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#166	colorful toad	1
#188	comfy pillow	2
#611	commemorative war stein	6
#355	communications windchimes	14
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#486	concentrated magicalness pill	2
#439	copper ha'penny charrrm	8
#270	corn holder	4
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#1027	corpsetini	4
#29	counterfeit city	2
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#335	cream pie	2
#425	cream stout	3
#242	creamsicle	12
#140	creepy ginger ale	3
#114	crossbow string	3
#706	crowbarrr	1
#126	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#299	curmudgel	2
#281	cursed black pearl onion	5
#285	cursed bottle of black-label rum	4
#306	cursed bottle of rum	4
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#355	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#383	cursed sea biscuit	2
#302	cursed voodoo skull	3
#593	cyborg doll	2
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#144	d10	1
#164	d12	1
#141	d20	1
#107	d4	1
#109	d6	1
#129	d8	1
#1025	daisy	1
#185	dance card	12
#765	dark potion	4
🥈	deactivated RoboGoose	1
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#39	deck of tropical cards	9
#198	decorative fountain	52
#1357	defective skull	2
#514	dehydrated caviar	4
#137	delectable catalyst	3
#350	demon skin	26
#815	dense meat stack	10
#404	depantsing bomb	5
#410	desiccated apricot	10
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#507	didgeridooka	2
#146	dingy planks	2
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#971	dirty hobo gloves	2
#1005	disassembled clover	14
#1848	disco ball	1
#850	disease	3
#274	disintegrating quill pen	27
#322	disintegrating sheet music	7
#214	displaced fish	25
#1382	disturbing fanfic	9
#478	divine cracker	1
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#1168	dollhive	3
#414	donkey flipbook	2
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#611	drab sonata	3
#708	draggin' ball hat	3
#282	dried face	12
#540	drum machine	4
#184	drum of tommy ammo	1
#1005	dry noodles	3
#1677	drywall axe	2
#113	dumb mud	1
#1217	dusty Crimbo crate	3
#539	dwarf bread	7
#3267	easter egg balloon	4
#791	effervescent potion	3
#337	eggbeater	1
#45	eldritch extract	4
#156	electrical thingamabob	92
#184	elven magi-pack	2
#188	elven medi-pack	2
#1396	elven socks	1
#279	elven squeeze	2
#314	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	39
#666	empty meat tank	1
#442	enchanted barbell	2
#1181	encoder ring	1
#419	energy drink IV	3
#404	enormous belt buckle	6
#578	evil golden arch	8
#354	evil golden arches	1
#726	evil googly eye	5
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#806	f3d0r4	2
#1641	facsimile dictionary	2
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#508	fake blood	2
#1987	fake fake vomit	1
#1409	fake hand	5
#350	fancy seashell necklace	10
#837	fat stacks of cash	5
#604	ferret bait	2
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#799	filthy corduroys	2
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#445	filthy poultice	3
#1344	fire	2
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#189	fire poi	17
#609	fish-liver oil	1
#793	fizzy potion	3
#527	flange	2
#550	flaregun	12
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#188	flimsy clipboard	5
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#20	foam noodle	133
#536	foolscap fool's cap	3
#269	foon	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#215	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	1
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#147	freshwater pearl necklace	4
#501	frigid mote	1
#637	frigid ninja stars	24
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#340	furniture dolly	4
#1363	furry fur	2
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#398	gas balloon	10
#129	ghost key	1
#131	giant artisanal rice peeler	2
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1920	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#78	giant driftwood sculpture	2
#372	giant foam finger	4
#205	giant gym membership card	1
#123	giant heirloom grape tomato	6
#180	giant jar of protein powder	1
#240	giant marshmallow	1
#491	giant moxie weed	3
#1118	giant needle	2
#213	giant penguin keychain	1
#1887	giant pinky ring	3
#196	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
#321	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#24	gingerbread gavel	4
#134	gingerbread mutant bugbear	21
#834	glowing red eye	4
#656	gnatwing	2
#660	gnoll teeth	2
#820	goat beard	1
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#706	gob of wet hair	4
#139	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#124	golden ring	147
#1916	googly eye	3
#98	gourmet gourami oil	4
#60	grandfather watch	1
#427	grassy cutlass	1
#392	grave robbing shovel	2
#63	grease gun	2
#882	green balloon	1
#1910	green beer	1
#364	green smoke bomb	3
#378	gremlin juice	4
#198	gremlin mutagen	1
#695	grouchy restless spirit	5
#4475	grue egg	2
#452	grumpy old man charrrm	3
#391	grungy bandana	1
#377	guano coffee cup	3
#624	guy made of bee pollen	3
#733	gyroscope	3
#185	half-baked potion	8
#294	half-rotten brain	2
#374	halfberd	1
#112	hambrosier	1
#1933	hamethyst	2
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#1146	yo	6
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Wow, that's 7,745 items total!

what items are this player missing?