Museum :: Vigilamus

Vigilamus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#218	"DRINK ME" potion	119
#100	"KICK ME" sign	2
#60	1,970 carat gold	22
#238	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	42
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#49	37x37x37 puzzle cube	137
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#36	8-billed baseball cap	5
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#99	A muse-bouche	2
#79	ASCII fu manchu	3
#159	ASCII shirt	15
#71	Adventurer bobblehead	2
#90	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	4
#95	Alice's Army Alchemist	14
#117	Alice's Army Bowman	5
#128	Alice's Army Cleric	4
#102	Alice's Army Coward	6
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#67	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#63	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#123	Alice's Army Guard	8
#147	Alice's Army Halberder	5
#161	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#226	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#49	Alice's Army Lanceman	14
#112	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	10
#105	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#148	Alice's Army Ninja	5
#99	Alice's Army Nurse	12
#84	Alice's Army Page	17
#97	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	12
#109	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#123	Alice's Army Spearsman	8
#133	Alice's Army Swordsman	6
#95	Alice's Army Wallman	12
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#1100	Angry Farmer candy	28
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#507	BGE shotglass	17
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#92	BRICKO stud	3
#75	BUBBLE GUM	2
#173	BURT	170
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#85	Bangyomaman battle juice	5
#510	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	23
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#103	Barulio's bottle	3
#31	Belt of Howling Anger	13
#88	Ben-Gal™ Balm	31
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#132	Black No. 2	89
#154	Blatantly Canadian	24
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#17	Boots of Twilight Whispers	22
#499	Boris's ring	3
#1675	Boss Bat bling	1
#81	Bowl of Scorpions	5
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#77	Bruno's blessing of Mars	3
#127	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#176	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#149	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#102	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1762	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1646	CRIMBCO wine	2
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#64	CSA all-purpose soap	94
#71	CSA bravery badge	119
#124	CSA cheerfulness ration	32
#74	CSA discount card	148
#48	CSA fire-starting kit	433
#118	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	45
#49	Camp Scout pup tent	352
#64	Candy Alexander	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#172	Cherry Cloaca Cola	10
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#338	Chroner	83
#1314	Cloaca-Cola	4
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#120	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#168	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#695	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#135	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	10
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#179	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	5
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#40	Cracklin' Oat Bran	23
#79	Crazymaker	1
#563	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	9
#184	Crimbo candied pecan	99
#180	Crimbo fudge	112
#171	Crimbo peppermint bark	101
#326	Crimbo salad	4
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#280	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	8
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#101	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#110	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	5
#339	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	5
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#139	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	3
#276	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	8
#252	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	4
#87	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	5
#332	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	5
#172	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#318	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#330	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	5
#275	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	3
#251	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	10
#2335	Crimbuck	12
#465	Crown of the Goblin King	53
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#104	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
#96	Diet Cloaca Cola	15
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#130	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	39
#268	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	35
#230	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	6
#508	Dolphin King's crown	9
#473	Drowsy Sword	40
#87	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#467	Dyspepsi-Cola	135
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#435	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	6
#21	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#112	Elfin shortbread	10
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#60	Enchanted Flyswatter	8
#51	Enchanted Plunger	8
#65	Event Horizon	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#39	Every Day is Like This Sundae	2
#711	FDKOL commendation	23
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#57	Firewater	1
#17	Fitspiration™ poster	112
#76	Flaming Knob	1
#13	Flan	1
#52	Flaskfull of Hollow	255
#51	Fog Murderer	6
#528	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#49	Fu Manchu Wax	13
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#71	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	82
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#69	Gearhead Goo	10
#188	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#14	Glamare	1
#64	Gnollish Crossdress	8
#132	Gnollish plunger	21
#416	Gnollish toolbox	7
#506	Go-Wassail	32
#21	Greaves of the Murk Lord	22
#257	Green Clover of Justice	8
#155	Green Manalishi	2
#136	Gummi-DNA	10
#525	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#42	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#757	Heimandatz's heart	2
#14	Helm of the Scream Emperor	28
#180	Hollandaise helmet	42
#75	Humanitini	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#59	Iceberglar scarf	11
#64	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	93
#112	Iiti Kitty phone charm	44
#66	Illuminati earpiece	5
#936	Imp Ale	72
#236	Inner Truth	2
#27	Inner Wisdom	7
#83	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#26	Irish Coffee, English Heart	5
#134	Jack-in-the-box	37
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#481	Jocko Homo's head	4
#84	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	35
#57	Knob Goblin Mutagen	50
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#150	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#226	Knob Goblin elite helm	26
#150	Knob Goblin elite pants	40
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#315	Knob Goblin firecracker	60
#99	Knob Goblin harem pants	71
#55	Knob Goblin harem veil	109
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#132	Knob Goblin pants	119
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#186	Knob Goblin scimitar	89
#315	Knob Goblin seltzer	46
#211	Knob Goblin superseltzer	39
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#400	Knob Goblin visor	12
#190	Knob nuts	2
#161	Knob pasty	3
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#83	Kudzu slaw	1
#43	LCD game: Burger Belt	77
#45	LCD game: Food Eater	62
#42	LCD game: Garbage River	75
#552	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#400	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#54	Leonard's glasses	13
#67	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	12
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#228	Lockenstock™ sandals	12
#1500	Mad Train wine	4
#85	Mansquito's blood	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#32	Mark I Steam-Hat	3
#35	Mark II Steam-Hat	2
#26	Mark III Steam-Hat	3
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#224	Marquis de Poivre soda	27
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#93	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	37
#143	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	7
#647	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#61	Mer-kin fitbrine	3
#40	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#69	Mer-kin sneakmask	4
#58	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#127	Mer-kin takebag	3
#296	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	199
#191	Microplushie: Bropane	69
#106	Microplushie: Dorkonide	41
#231	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	25
#187	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	15
#169	Microplushie: Gothochondria	63
#206	Microplushie: Hippylase	72
#127	Microplushie: Hipsterine	11
#242	Microplushie: Hobomosome	29
#213	Microplushie: Otakulone	76
#152	Microplushie: Raverdrine	58
#177	Microplushie: Sororitrate	65
#95	Missing Eye Simulation Device	4
#207	Mohawk wig	62
#83	Monstar energy beverage	157
#101	Mornington crescent roll	5
#53	Morto Moreto	4
#21	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	74
#188	Mountain Stream soda	198
#74	Mr. Haggis	58
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#169	Nardz energy beverage	4
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#191	New Zealand iced tea	51
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#141	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	10
#133	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	12
#151	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	9
#82	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	11
#111	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	8
#122	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	7
#78	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#352	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#76	Orcish baseball cap	79
#57	Orcish cargo shorts	94
#108	Orcish frat-paddle	49
#108	Osk'r Chow	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#768	Penultimate Fantasy chest	3
#49	Pine-Fresh air freshener	76
#6	Pokëmann band-aid	763
#166	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	11
#209	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	7
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#158	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	9
#177	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	8
#76	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	14
#487	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
#90	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	7
#248	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	6
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	6
#262	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	10
#207	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	10
#151	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	12
#389	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	5
#163	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	7
#200	Professor What T-Shirt	2
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#50	Red Army camouflage kit	29
#66	Redeye™ Eyedrops	9
#75	Regular Cloaca Cola	21
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#97	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#514	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#54	Sazuruk-hai	1
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#921	Schrödinger's thermos	3
#68	Scuba Snack	5
#22	Shield of Icy Fate	19
#68	Shivering Chèvre	75
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#34	Skullery Maid's Knee	76
#43	Smart Bone Dust	22
#13	Smashmoth	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#43	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	5
#74	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#60	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	2
#80	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
#77	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
#82	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#80	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
#26	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	11
#25	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	10
#81	Stone Golem pebbles	16
#26	Strikes Again Bigmouth	5
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#16	Sword of Dark Omens	24
#469	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	22
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#352	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	156
#52	Tears of the Quiet Healer	116
#76	Telltale™ rubber heart	2
#398	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#76	The Author's inkwell	2
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#23	The Big Book of Communism	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#101	The Ring	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#113	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	24
#1003	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#294	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	2
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#777	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#408	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#645	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	2
#500	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#802	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#213	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	6
#310	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	2
#1412	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1406	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1431	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#251	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#313	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#444	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#390	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	2
#1297	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#550	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	2
#953	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1596	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	4
#1264	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#508	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#114	Tuesday's ruby	30
#512	Typical Tavern swill	3
#83	UV monocular	2
#405	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	29
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#62	Van der Graaf helmet	5
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#163	Wax Flask	1
#35	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	52
#68	Whoompa Fur Pants	10
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#33	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#15	Wullabye	1
#320	Yakisoba's hat	5
#57	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	58
#133	Ye Olde Meade	4
#91	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	22
#77	Yellow Moon of Compassion	27
#144	Ze™ goggles	22
#659	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#92	Zoodriver	1
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#335	abandoned candy	1
#387	accidental cider	2
#103	actual reality goggles	25
#123	adder bladder	125
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#858	adorable seal larva	3
#69	airblaster gun	61
#51	alien autoautopsy kit	16
#105	alien drugs	27
#72	alien hologram projector	3
#24	alien protein powder	15
#104	alien source code printout	3
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
#160	all-purpose cleaner	67
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#436	ammonite fossil	10
#368	amulet of extreme plot significance	38
#86	ancient Magi-Wipes	203
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#69	ancient ice cream scoop	15
#118	ancient protein powder	81
#26	ancient turtle shell helmet	2
#396	ancient vinyl coin purse	6
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#60	ant agonist	95
#82	anti-anti-antidote	101
#281	anticheese	28
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#126	antique bottle of cough syrup	6
#304	antique greaves	23
#552	antique helmet	6
#336	antique packet of ketchup	3
#366	antique shield	16
#423	antique spear	12
#37	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	129
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#116	asbestos apron	11
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#234	asbestos ore	30
#26	assassin's cheese knife	44
#57	attorney's badge	38
#1350	awful poetry journal	10
#620	baby killer bee	15
#150	backwoods screwdriver	7
#1044	baconstone	7
#1420	badass belt	39
#212	bag of GORF	1
#187	bag of GORP	4
#155	bag of W&Ws	71
#67	bag of grain	1
#56	bag of pygmy blood	40
#89	bag of random words	1
#75	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	2
#156	balaclava	6
#183	balloon helmet	2
#69	baloney rotgut	4
#31	balsa plank	36
#27	banana peel	149
#141	banana spritzer	2
#251	banana supersucker	1
#426	bananagate	13
#21	bark beret	2
#70	bark boxers	1
#60	barnacled barrel	2
#62	barrel-aged martini	13
#201	barrrnacle	75
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#25	bartender-skull-in-the-box	5
#173	bat guano	102
#89	bat hat	1
#97	bat wing	217
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#32	batarang	32
#160	batblade	27
#152	batgut	263
#73	beaver spear	2
#71	beer bong	84
#54	beer helmet	201
#75	beer-soaked mop	14
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#416	begpwnia	1
#445	bejeweled cufflinks	9
#54	bejeweled pledge pin	208
#279	belemnite fossil	18
#241	bellhop bell	1
#30	bent scrap metal	54
#45	berries of suffering	16
#41	bezoar ring	1
#115	big bad voodoo mask	8
#39	big red button	1
#39	big tun	136
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#43	bird rib	68
#55	bit-o-cactus	128
#399	black & tan	3
#118	black blade	1
#138	black cherry soda	4
#29	black cowboy hat	4
#133	black eye shadow	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#450	black forest ham	2
#50	black friar's tonsure	65
#90	black greaves	41
#139	black helmet	26
#117	black label	4
#46	black magic powder	77
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#93	black shield	41
#92	black sword	47
#892	blackberry	1
#138	blank diary	1
#90	blob of acid	23
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#93	blood-drive sticker	1
#47	bloodied surgical dungarees	14
#132	bloody clown pants	64
#80	blue class ring	61
#214	blue grass	1
#36	blue oyster badge	128
#148	blue pixel potion	10
#24	blue potion	51
#168	bone abacus	1
#277	bone meal	1
#39	bonsai tree	2
#268	booty chest charrrm	26
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#71	bottle of Amontillado	7
#319	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#265	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	23
#23	bottle of Red-Out	59
#322	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#306	bottle of cooking sherry	4
#681	bottle of gin	14
#26	bottle of lighter fluid	124
#57	bottle of melodramamine	2
#461	bottle of popskull	3
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#138	bottle of rum	781
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#1132	bottle of tequila	3
#178	bottle of ultravitamins	3
#560	bottle of vodka	20
#755	bottle of whiskey	21
#79	bottle of wine	21
#118	bottle opener belt buckle	43
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#117	bowl of Jeal-O	35
#1033	bowl of cottage cheese	2
#134	bowler	1
#121	box of Dweebs	99
#95	box of Pokëmann band-aids	26
#991	boxed wine	5
#321	bread line	3
#64	breadchucks	5
#101	breakfast mess	78
#124	briefcase	107
#17	brigand brittle	1,613
#23	brittle plastic handle	1
#576	broken skull	20
#141	bronze breastplate	13
#66	bronze polish	5
#122	brown felt tophat	8
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#42	whalebone corset	52
#75	whimpering willow bark	6
#871	white lightning	3
#99	white satin pants	55
#42	whole roasted chicken	4
#287	wicker shield	9
#70	wind-up Whatsian robot	7
#32	wind-up ensign	13
#329	wind-up meatcar	36
#54	wind-up navigation droid	7
#38	wind-up owl	12
#51	wind-up vampire teeth	9
#1131	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#172	witty rapier	33
#445	wolf mask	37
#531	wolfman mask	11
#82	wool hat	36
#40	world's most unappetizing beverage	2
#259	worn tophat	6
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#66	wrestling mask	2
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#61	x-ray mirror	2
#80	yak toupee	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#426	yellow gummi ingot	66
#90	your own black heart	3
#56	zombie dinosaur egg	2
#36	zombie hollandaise	74

Wow, that's 50,926 items total!

what items are this player missing?