| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #16 | Alexy sauce | 2 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #196 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #208 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1168 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #225 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #193 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #505 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #289 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #2026 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #128 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #246 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #446 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #207 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #248 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #36 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #75 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #132 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #59 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #392 | Red Rover BB gun | 8 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #526 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #246 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #177 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #2994 | badass belt | 15 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #222 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #161 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #306 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #101 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #133 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #105 | black tear | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #113 | blue potion | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #279 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #156 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #320 | boulder | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #247 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #134 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #2781 | box of sunshine | 34 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #241 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #29 | brass crank handle | 1 |
| #226 | brass gear | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #230 | breath mint | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #677 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #423 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #52 | bug paste | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #707 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #227 | bus pass | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #147 | caret | 1 |
| #173 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #157 | cartoon heart | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #419 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #198 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #56 | chlorophyll paste | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #446 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #56 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #359 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #165 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #129 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #224 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #168 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #126 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #111 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #161 | crowbar | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1264 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #437 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #59 | devil hair pasta | 1 |
| #207 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #127 | distention pill | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #270 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #98 | double-ice cap | 3 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #297 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #292 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #71 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #57 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #289 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #210 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1304 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #114 | fancy blue potion | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #295 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #737 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #134 | fireball | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #148 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #205 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #72 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #199 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #187 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #55 | frying brainpan | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #201 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #193 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #459 | fuzzy busby | 4 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #197 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #425 | garish pinky ring | 10 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #50 | generic mana potion | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #109 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #246 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #200 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #159 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #132 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #70 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #72 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #75 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #91 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #99 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #260 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #105 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #167 | hamburger | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1787 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #632 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #552 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #518 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #103 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #53 | hippy paste | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #48 | hobo paste | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #178 | home robotics kit | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #74 | hot and sour sauce | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #96 | hot mint schnocolate | 1 |
| #383 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #333 | hot powder | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #207 | imp air | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #60 | indescribably horrible paste | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #133 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #141 | jar full of wind | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
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| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
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| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
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| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
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| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
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| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
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| #180 | pool of liquid metal | 1 |
| #206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
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| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
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| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
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| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
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| #126 | purple prose pen | 1 |
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| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
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| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #126 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #97 | red potion | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #856 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
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| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
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| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #218 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
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| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #471 | s'more | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
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| #408 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #410 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #397 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #106 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #102 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #191 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #136 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #228 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #222 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #140 | sea cucumber | 1 |
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| #125 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #117 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #121 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
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| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
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| #35 | shin gourds | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
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| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
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| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
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| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #86 | skate skates | 1 |
| #160 | skate skin | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #182 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #190 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #337 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
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| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #286 | sleeping stocking | 10 |
| #181 | slice of pizza | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
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| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
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| #50 | slimy paste | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #171 | soggy used band-aid | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #95 | sommelier's towel | 1 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #338 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #328 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
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| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
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| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
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| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
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| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
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| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
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| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #71 | stench and sour sauce | 1 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #327 | stench powder | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #202 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
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| #324 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #42 | strange paste | 1 |
| #153 | straw hat | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #183 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #3139 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
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| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #3073 | stuffed mink | 1 |
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| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
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| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #531 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #282 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #340 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #183 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #146 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #130 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #900 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #139 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #188 | tankard of ale | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #96 | tarnished tastevin | 1 |
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