| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #54 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #28 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #252 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #258 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #394 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #704 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #236 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #672 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #632 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #250 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #258 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #71 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1236 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #366 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #464 | big rock | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #651 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #188 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #193 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #291 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
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| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
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| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
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| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
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| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
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| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #453 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #25 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #543 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
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| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
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| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
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| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
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| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
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| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #41 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
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| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
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| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
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| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
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| #236 | pear | 1 |
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| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
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| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
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| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
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| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
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| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
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| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
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| #265 | plum | 1 |
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| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
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| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
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| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
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| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
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| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #333 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #86 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
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| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
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| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
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| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
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| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
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| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
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| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
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| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
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| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
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| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
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| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
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| #1119 | snake | 1 |
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| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
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| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
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| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
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| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
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| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
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| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
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| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
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| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #886 | strawberry | 1 |
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| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
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| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #715 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
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| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
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| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
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| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #527 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #718 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #199 | super salad | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #806 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #609 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #895 | tires | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #224 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #575 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #79 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #644 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
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| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
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| #961 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #805 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
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| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
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| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
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| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #119 | yak whip | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | yakskin skirt | 1 |
| #177 | yam candy | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |