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#438wine-soaked bone chips1
#613witch hat1
#567witty rapier1
#104wok lobster1
#1246wolf mask1
#1028wolfman mask1
#430wonderwall shield1
#190wooden figurine1
#813wooden stakes1
#595wool hat1
#280world's smallest violin1
#552worn tophat1
#778worthless trinket1
#700woven baling wire bracelets1
#587wreath of laurels1
#463wumpus hair1
#29wumpus-hair bolo1
#14wumpus-hair net1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#177yak anorak1
#355yak skin1
#81yak toupee1
#118yak whip1
#110yakskin buckler1
#81yakskin kilt1
#108yakskin pants1
#64yakskin skirt1
#335yellow brick road1
#1011yellow gummi ingot1
#2817yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1736yeti fur1
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1
#605yohohoyo1
what items are this player missing?