| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1434 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #394 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #286 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #342 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #314 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 33 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1561 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #198 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 5 |
| #163 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #200 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3210 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #817 | Crown of the Goblin King | 30 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #141 | Dolphin King's crown | 31 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #114 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 31 |
| #588 | Drowsy Sword | 31 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #28 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #252 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #45 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 8 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #280 | Instant Karma | 32 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #147 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #169 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #235 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #192 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #349 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #198 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #400 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #811 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 33 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #131 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #316 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #36 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 12 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #181 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #253 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1258 | Time Juice | 2 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #219 | Wand of Nagamar | 27 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #232 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #206 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #672 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #632 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #250 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #258 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
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| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
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| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
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| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
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| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
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| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #174 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
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| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
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| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
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| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
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| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
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| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
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| #808 | party hat | 1 |
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| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
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| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
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| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
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| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
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| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
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| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #227 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
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| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
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| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
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| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
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| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
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| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
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| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
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| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #849 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
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| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
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| #1190 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
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| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
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| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
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| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #138 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
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| #86 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #401 | really dense meat stack | 16 |
| #187 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #135 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
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| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
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| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #938 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
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| #175 | weremoose spit | 1 |
| #126 | wet stew | 1 |
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| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
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| #48 | white belt | 1 |
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| #961 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
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| #87 | white whip | 1 |
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| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
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| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
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| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
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| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |
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