Museum :: Kanco

Kanco

Rank	Item	Quantity
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#110	"KICK ME" sign	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#97	Accordion of Jordion	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#247	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#224	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#2097	Angry Farmer candy	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#504	BRICKO brick	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#760	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#180	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#87	Choco-Mint patty	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1350	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#1367	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#287	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#256	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#169	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#168	FunFunds™	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#185	Green Manalishi	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#41	Half a Purse	1
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#614	Hell ramen	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#232	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1202	Instant Karma	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#199	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#170	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#52	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
#108	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#107	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#107	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#114	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#124	Mark of the Ghost	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#68	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#14	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
#58	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#46	Mer-kin lunchbox	1
#180	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#74	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#58	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#82	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#286	Milk Studs	1
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#136	Mornington crescent roll	1
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#1002	Mountain Stream soda	1
#249	Mr. Haggis	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#247	Nuclear Blastball	1
#233	O'RLY manual	1
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#144	P.B.L.T.	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#360	PEEZ dispenser	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#97	Rad Lib	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#138	Red Army camouflage kit	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#106	Redeye™ Eyedrops	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#127	Saturday Night Special	1
#1320	Senior Mints	1
#55	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#31	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
#229	Shivering Chèvre	1
#178	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#83	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	1
#81	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#70	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	1
#74	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#79	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1
#80	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
#77	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
#82	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#80	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
#74	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	1
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#80	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
#87	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	1
#82	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	1
#65	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#163	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#327	Swizzler	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#1955	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#236	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
#108	Texas tea	1
#1035	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#218	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#288	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#318	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#305	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#42	Vicar's Tutu	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#238	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#105	White Hyborian	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#61	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	1
#57	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	1
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#504	accidental cider	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#234	actual reality goggles	1
#195	adder	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#190	airblaster gun	1
#66	alarm accordion	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#147	amok pudding	1
#108	amok putter	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#264	ancient poisoned dart	1
#670	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#78	angry inch	1
#40	ankleweights	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#117	antique accordion	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#246	arrowgram	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#169	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#171	asbestos stick	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#123	autocalliope	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#212	bag of GORF	1
#222	bag of GORP	1
#222	bag of QWOP	1
#337	bag of W&Ws	1
#116	bag of gross foreign snacks	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#141	bag of park garbage	1
#162	bag of pygmy blood	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#93	balsa plank	1
#654	banana peel	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1235	bar skin	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#121	baritone accordion	1
#2125	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#942	bat guano	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#215	bat wing kabob	1
#783	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#79	beard incense	1
#94	beaver spear	1
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#132	beer-battered accordion	1
#207	beer-soaked mop	1
#787	beertini	1
#83	beery blood	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#241	bellhop bell	1
#146	bent scrap metal	1
#147	berries of suffering	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#210	big stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#118	black blade	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#124	black cloak	1
#133	black eye shadow	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#154	black friar's tonsure	1
#196	black gold	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#158	black label	1
#159	black magic powder	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#464	black spot	1
#726	black sword	1
#104	black tear	1
#892	blackberry	1
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#193	blob of acid	1
#77	blob of wood glue	1
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#113	bloodstain stick	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#622	bloody mary	1
#116	blowdart	1
#151	blue oyster badge	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#113	blue potion	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#168	bone abacus	1
#117	bone bandoneon	1
#213	bone collar	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#173	book of matches	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#5027	bottle of goofballs	1
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#76	bottle of lighter fluid	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#102	bottled swamp gas	1
#322	boulder	1
#1136	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#54	bowl of marinade	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#248	bowling ball	1
#1054	box	1
#335	box of Dweebs	1
#230	box turtle	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#41	brass abacus	1
#49	brass dorsal fin	1
#227	brass gear	1
#103	breadchucks	1
#204	breakfast mess	1
#231	breath mint	1
#748	briefcase	1
#235	brigand brittle	1
#1269	broken skull	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#202	brown felt tophat	1
#141	brown paper bag mask	1
#137	brown paper pants	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#424	bubblin' crude	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#68	bugged beanie	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#407	burnt flower	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#228	bus pass	1
#77	butterfly knife	1
#142	button rouge	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#593	can of maces	1
#108	can of sardines	1
#76	can of the cheapest beer	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#4786	candy cane	1
#259	candy cigarette	1
#44	cane-mail pants	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#586	canopic jar	1
#91	cap gun	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#611	cardboard ore	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#262	carton of rotten eggs	1
#130	carton of snake milk	1
#157	cartoon heart	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#120	catfish whiskers	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#112	censored can label	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#106	cheap Chinese beer	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#128	cheap clip-on ninja tie	1
#99	cheap sunglasses	1
#1062	chef's hat	1
#664	cherry	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#87	chewable paper	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#198	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
#116	chisel	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#822	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#165	chrome stick	1
#168	chrome sword hilt	1
#74	chunk of hot iron	1
#156	cigarette lighter	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#180	clove-flavored lip balm	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#157	clumsiness bark	1
#185	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
#103	coal dust	1
#203	cob of corn	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#357	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#149	cold water bottle	1
#166	colorful toad	1
#86	combat fan	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#200	compression stocking	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#68	concoction of clumsiness	1
#86	confiscated cell phone	1
#101	confiscated comic book	1
#81	confiscated love note	1
#257	confusing LED clock	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#523	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#106	cotton candy pinch	1
#141	cotton candy plug	1
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#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
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#170	voodoo glowskull	1
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#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
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#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
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#1026	white pixel	1
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#184	zombie hollandaise	1

Wow, that's 2,020 items total!

what items are this player missing?