Biffle

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#397'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign4
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#248ASCII shirt8
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#862BGE merchandise order form2
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#551BGE shotglass13
#308BGE temporary tattoo3
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#111Baja sopapilla7
#291Bash-ÅŒs cereal1
#520Better Than Cuddling Cake3
#1743Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air1
#1057Bulky Buddy Box2
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#250CRIMBCO lanyard2
#1552CRIMBCO mug3
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1190Cloaca grenade6
#1157Cloaca-Cola8
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#249Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket3
#626Corpse Island iced tea8
#869Crimbo candied pecan8
#995Crimbo fudge6
#922Crimbo peppermint bark7
#263Crimbo pie10
#327Crimbo salad4
#651Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#772Crimboween memo14
#2379Crimbuck11
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#26Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#436Doc's Miracle Cure2
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1057Dyspepsi grenade7
#892Dyspepsi-Cola53
#654Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations4
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#228Elfin shortbread4
#470Elmley shades1
#875Ent cider3
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#406Frat Army FGF3
#84Frosty's arm1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#446Fudge Fiber Armor Plating1
#392Gaia beads4
#462Genalenâ„¢ Bottle1
#307General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket2
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#165Hippy Army MPE56
#127Kevlar balloon1
#61Kiss the Knob apron2
#515Kissin' Cousins2
#342Knob Goblin elite shirt19
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#445Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals2
#1177MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech4
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#148Meat maid body1
#60Mer-kin breastplate5
#276Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler15
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#936Mob Penguin cellular phone14
#385Monstar energy beverage7
#171Mr. Balloon1
#323Mr. Joe's bangles4
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#92Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#285PADL Phone22
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#493Sensual Massage for Creeps3
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#431St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket12
#644Steal This Candy1
#568Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro13
#532Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita16
#622Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco10
#207Tales from the Fireside5
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#396The Art of Slapfighting2
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
🥈Underworld acorn1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1189Valentine10
#273Valentine's Day cake2
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#369Workytime Tea5
#221Ye Olde Navy Fleece2
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#679anniversary balloon1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#769aspirin1
#36astral mushroom700
#1227astronaut pants4
#186baby cuddlefish1
#2450baconstone1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#6538badass belt2
#829bag of Cheat-Os2
#215bag of bones7
#753bag of lard1
#2042ball1
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#808bananagate3
#59bark rootbeer7
#110barskin cloak1
#1425bath ball gift set1
#661battered Crimbo Crate13
#643bed of coals1
#627beer bomb13
#373beer bong4
#448beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#330bejeweled pledge pin11
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#398bindlestocking6
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#132black lotus1
#269black velvet box1
#518blind-packed capsule toy1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#506blood flower13
🥈blue traffic cone1
#230blue-frosted astral cupcake5
#980borg sock monkey1
#770bottle of Blank-Out3
#376bottle of Mystic Shell2
#50bottle of Race Car Red1
#563bottle of alcohol2
#343bottle of antifreeze3
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#217bottle of rhinoceros hormones2
#169bottle of sewage schnapps48
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#381bouquet of circular saw blades3
#437bow1
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#4350box of sunshine11
#173bread line5
#749brine21
#696broken cellular phone1
#433bronze breastplate2
#213brown plastic baby3
#248buñuelos Jaliscos3
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1067buckyball3
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#938bunch of bananas1
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#714cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#627can of Binarrrca14
#1100can of CRIMBCOLA4
#634can of Red Minotaur4
#545can of fake snow1
#421can of spinach5
#728can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce12
#300candied bolts5
#287candied nuts5
#783candied yams11
#769candy cane47
#470candy kneecapping stick5
#1029candy knuckles3
#3830candy stake1
#1364canteen of wine6
#1030cast1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#324cement sandals3
#1089cheap elven gloves2
#253cheap plastic bottle opener24
#1660cheap toaster1
#37cheerful Crimbo sweater3
#492chloroform rag2
#458chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses3
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#731chunk of depleted Grimacite12
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#28clockwork bartender head1
#117clockwork bartender-in-the-box1
#29clockwork chef head1
#120clockwork chef-in-the-box1
#72clockwork claws1
#58clockwork clockwise dome1
#89clockwork counterclockwise dome1
#68clockwork crossbow1
#43clockwork detective skull1
#72clockwork doohickey1
#33clockwork endoskeleton1
#57clockwork handle1
#102clockwork hat1
#479clockwork key4
#134clockwork maid1
#27clockwork maid head1
#101clockwork pants1
#52clockwork pirate skull1
#54clockwork rings1
#40clockwork rod1
#53clockwork shank1
#93clockwork sheet1
#159clockwork sphere1
#65clockwork spine1
#46clockwork staff1
#70clockwork sword1
#97clockwork thingamajig1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#86clockwork widget1
#202clownskin harness1
#904club necklace8
#31coarse hemp socks1
#1139cog1
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#357colorful plastic ball51
#716comfy coffin1
#194commemorative war stein309
#244communal gobstopper4
#524communications windchimes3
#1056computronic processing unit1
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#313cookie cookie3
#218corncob pipe7
#429corpse on the beach12
#353corpsedriver14
#636corpsetini8
#306cup of infinite pencils4
#593cyborg doll2
#840cyborg stompin' boot3
#1025daisy1
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#615deadly lampshade1
#171decaying goldfish liver48
🥉delectable catalyst1,400
#1521delicious salad4
#385deluxe fax machine1
#432depantsing bomb4
#425diamond necklace15
#597didgeridooka1
#828dill36
#1025disease1
#199distilled fortified wine13
#562divine can of silly string1
#1640doll house1
#1312dollhive2
#211double daisy2
#1677drywall axe2
#656duck-on-a-string3
#16duct tape shirt28
#807dusty Crimbo crate10
#160eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest5
#4232easter egg balloon2
#570eggnog31
#1088elven limbos gingerbread8
#478elven cellocello31
#920elven moonshine8
#971elven socks3
#882elven suicide capsule21
#871empty blowgun1
#390energy drink IV4
#960evil googly eye3
#1208evil teddy bear8
#1008fake plastic grass1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#2520fancy chocolate1
#410fancy chocolate car7
#2422fancy dress ball1
#330fancy seashell necklace11
#1747felt3
#225ferret bait54
#1427festive holiday hat1
#439filth-encrusted futon2
#210filthy hippy poncho2
#431fire poi2
#498flamin' bindle1
#36flan del mar10
#619flange1
#50floral print shirt8
#120flowing hippy skirt9
#328frayed rope belt4
#274frilly shirt2
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#152fruit basket1
#574fruitcake39
#380fudge bunny1
#197fudge cube1
#62fudge pocket square1
#259fudge spork1
#242funky dried mushroom42
#379furniture dolly3
#4736fuzzy dice1
#201gas balloon50
#204gator skin43
#432gauze garter9
#902ghost cucumber40
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#101ghost toga2
#1921giant discarded plastic fork2
#453giant foam finger2
#2536giant pinky ring1
#427gift-a-pult1
#887gingerbread bugbear25
#791gingerbread horror8
#2417gingerbread mutant bugbear2
#634gingerbread robot2
#132glow-in-the-dark wristwatch2
#102gnauga hide vest1
#692golden ring40
#1709googly eye4
#719goth kid t-shirt3
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#882green balloon1
#279green smoke bomb6
🥈green traffic cone1
#325green-frosted astral cupcake3
#4476grue egg2
#175grungy flannel shirt4
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#1225gyroscope1
#2400hamethyst1
#5199handful of confetti1
#236handmade hobby horse1
#602handsomeness potion1
#448heart necklace15
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#105hemp candy necklace6
#140hemp net2
#199henna face paint9
#380herbal stuffing21
#1024herringcello19
#143hippy medical kit41
#146hippy protest button39
#1287hobo nickel1
#186homeopathic healing powder1
#488hyperbolic plasma focuser6
#1125iGoogly7
#171ice stein2
#1000immense cyborg hand5
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#421invisible bag2
#607ion-pulse modulation stabilizer4
#563iron pasta spoon9
#1396irradiated candy cane4
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#318java cookie3
#1453jawbruiser2
#41jingle bell1
#506keg shield1
#531kick-ass kicks1
#1289killer rag doll1
#145king cookie1
#541kite13
#709kneecapping stick14
#883knuckle sandwich16
#737laser-broiled pear12
#1166lavender candy heart1
#137lawn dart3
#729lewd playing card2
#975licorice garrote3
#60lifeless meat doll1
#665loaded serum blowgun6
#590long-stemmed rose1
#285lucky bottlecap5
#168lump of coal3
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#631mafia aria30
#1086marionette1
#334marionette collective2
#180massive sitar1
#346meat from yesterday5
🥇meatcar model3,025
#629megatofu1
#46miming shirt2
#606mind flayer corpse7
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#1082monomolecular yo-yo18
#542mother's little helper2
#1339motivational poster1
#491mulled cider1
#616mummy costume9
#291munchies pill1
#433mylar scout drone11
#1676nanite-infested candy cane5
#696nanite-infested eggnog7
#1024nanite-infested fruitcake5
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#147natural fennel soda38
#488night-vision goggles4
#41nuclear stockpile1
#191nut-shaped Crimbo cookie5
#601oozenog6
#983orange candy heart3
#435orange peel hat1
#268orange-frosted astral cupcake4
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#618oversized pipe1
#249pack of KWE trading card12
#644pair of bolt cutters5
#314panhandle panhandling hat4
#447panty raider camouflage1
#383paperclip112
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#516passable elf mask9
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#1038patent leather shoes3
#940penguin focaccia bread20
#54penguin skin3,971
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#70penguin-smacking club1
#611perforated battle paddle1
#55perl necklace6
#1430pet rock4
#435petit 4.13
#190petit fortran4
#495petrified time1
#572petrified wood13
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#168pile of loose snow1
#1153pink candy heart1
#183pink plastic baby3
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#433pirate shirt3
#242plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#754plastic passion fruit1
#910pocketwatch on a chain3
#654polyalloy shield6
#273porquoise bracelet1
#294porquoise necklace1
#446portable corkscrew16
#2221possessed top1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#1079pulsing flesh3
#654pumpkinhead mask9
#296purple-frosted astral cupcake4
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#845quantum taco1
#1303rag doll1
#90rat head balloon1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#642recursive spline reticulator3
#108red ale6
#484reinforced beaded headband2
#411reverse-oscillating klystron9
#199rhinestone cowboy shirt2
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#1652rigid carapace1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#881[2108]rock4
#809rogue swarmer59
#10rose-colored glasses1
#150round green sunglasses7
#149round purple sunglasses69
#624royal jelly5
#511rubber WWBD? bracelet14
#523rubber WWJD? bracelet14
#423rubber WWSPD? bracelet16
#734rubber WWtNSD? bracelet10
#1959rubber emo roe1
#231ruby on canes3
#156safety vest1
#561sake bomb9
#886sawblade fragment52
#525scroll of pasta summoning21
#104sequined fez1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#74shark jumper2
#2571shiny ring2
#335sleazy bindle2
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#161snowball4
#909sock monkey2
#155soggy wofl t-shirt2
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#698spade necklace10
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#935spectral pickle5
#492spooky bark22
#554spooky bindle1
#1948spooky eggnog3
#326spooky felt30
#456spooky length of string23
#663spooky sap11
#207spooky scarecrow1
#990spooky toy wheel4
#1064spring1
#1057sprocket1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#672stained mattress1
#105stapler bear1
#288star shirt1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#1708stringy sinew2
#512stuffed Cheshire bitten82
#697stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech65
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#2345stuffed alien blob2
#740stuffed angry cow62
#680stuffed astral badger69
#826stuffed baby gravy fairy60
#731stuffed cocoabo62
#1265stuffed doppelshifter7
#572stuffed flaming gravy fairy78
#654stuffed frozen gravy fairy72
#1795stuffed gray blob5
#801stuffed hand turkey60
#630stuffed mind flayer74
#942stuffed ninja snowman3
#648stuffed scary death orb73
#1312stuffed shoulder parrot15
#993stuffed sleazy gravy fairy50
#464stuffed snowy owl88
#563stuffed spooky gravy fairy80
#1458stuffed spooky mushroom5
#653stuffed stinky gravy fairy70
#603stuffed undead elbow macaroni75
#152stuffed yeti1
#226stuffed yo-yo3
#2643stuffing1
#489sturdy Crimbo crate30
#571sub-molecular interocitor4
#541sucker scaffold9
#770support cummerbund6
#593supportive bra1
#130sweet mochi ball13
#134sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#468tattered paper crown2
#704teddy bear9
#697teddy borg11
#148thought balloon1
#295throbbing rage gland1
#369throwing wrench10
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1142tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#1508tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#891tiny plastic Crimbo elf11
#1164tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer8
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#1098tiny plastic Father McGruber2
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#875tiny plastic Queen Bee2
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#1340tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#2056tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#858tiny plastic bee swarm4
#1129tiny plastic beebee gunners2
#1121tiny plastic beebee queue2
#1716tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#1110tiny plastic blazing bat2
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2096tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1653tiny plastic sweet nutcracker5
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#864tiny plastic the Free Man2
#2222toast62
#770tofurkey gravy11
#760tofurkey leg11
#599tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#2527toothsome rock1
#2068top1
#1841towel1
#1359toy crazy train4
#899toy deathbot1
#883toy hoverpad10
#1217toy jet pack4
#921toy maglev monorail1
#897toy mercenary6
#1342toy ray gun4
#702toy soldier2
#1271toy space helmet4
#892toy train2
#478tree skirt1
#2485tree-eating kite3
#658triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#46tropical orchid146
#680tropical wrapping paper2
#947unstable laser battery47
#134unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#378valuable trinket231
#668vampire collar1
#1601vampire duck-on-a-string3
#669vanilla-frosted king cake1
#1777vibrating cyborg knife4
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#567warbear whosit11
#307water pipe bomb157
#1538wheel1
#903white balloon1
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#603white hat hacker T-shirt1
#122white snakeskin duster1
#446wicker shield2
#615witch hat1
#300wolf mask97
#360wolfman mask18
#461wool hat2
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1183yellow candy heart2
#2114yellow snowcone1
#172yeti fur1,539
#846yo-yo26
#478yohohoyo2
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 16,353 items total!

what items are this player missing?