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| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
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| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
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| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
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| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
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| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
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| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
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| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
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| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
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| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #370 | length of string | 33 |
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| #81 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 2 |
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| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
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| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #63 | metal mandible | 2 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #116 | mugcake | 100 |
| #53 | munchies pill | 22 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
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| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1112 | pail | 5 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
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| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #630 | pile of dusty animal bones | 2 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #265 | plum | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #912 | pool cue | 2 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #379 | rag doll | 6 |
| #51 | red pixel potion | 116 |
| #477 | rice bowl | 2 |
| #453 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 3 |
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| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #609 | sake bomb | 6 |
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| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
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| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
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| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
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| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #38 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 11 |
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| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
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| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #343 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 2 |
| #467 | tequila grenade | 4 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
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| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
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| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
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| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #103 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |