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| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
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| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
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| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
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| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
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| #82 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 2 |
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| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
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| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
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| #53 | munchies pill | 22 |
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| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
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| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
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| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
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| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
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| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #51 | red pixel potion | 116 |
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| #854 | royal jelly | 1 |
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| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
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| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
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| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
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| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #38 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 11 |
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| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
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| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
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| #468 | tequila grenade | 4 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
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| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
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| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
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| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
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| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #575 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |