Museum :: The Mother Of All That Is Evil

The Mother Of All That Is Evil

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1436	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#839	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	3
#1425	2-ball	1
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#736	30669 scroll	4
#864	33398 scroll	5
#692	334 scroll	3
#1472	4-ball	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1424	6-ball	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1484	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#625	9-ball	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#1274	Amulet of Yendor	3
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#651	Angry Farmer candy	98
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#288	Better Than Cuddling Cake	9
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#574	Black No. 2	4
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2386	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#2774	Boss Bat britches	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#23	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#716	Cloaca grenade	17
#473	Cloaca-Cola	73
#419	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	9
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#499	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	4
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#181	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	4
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#549	Cold Hots candy	8
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1452	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#181	Crimbuck	4,070
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#360	Daffy Taffy	92
#206	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#368	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#206	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	54
#340	Doc's Miracle Cure	3
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1497	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#153	Dramatic™ range	10
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#772	Dyspepsi grenade	12
#881	Dyspepsi-Cola	55
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#222	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	13
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#131	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	5
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#653	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#268	Ent cider	36
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#440	Gaia beads	3
#396	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#439	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#593	Gnollish pie server	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#419	Iiti Kitty phone charm	4
#1870	Imp Ale	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#43	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#431	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1051	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#797	Knob Goblin love potion	4
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#458	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#555	Knob Goblin perfume	3
#11	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	800
#1057	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#831	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#1116	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#891	Knob Goblin visor	1
#18	Knob lo mein	49
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#127	Knob sausage	98
#121	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#259	Knoll shroomkabob	5
#481	LED block	2
#444	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#105	M-242	110
#125	MSG	8
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1364	Mad Train wine	8
#307	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#436	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#62	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#722	Meleegra™ pills	7
#598	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#587	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	39
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#562	Mob Penguin cellular phone	33
#989	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#161	Mr. Accessory	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#1229	Mr. Mediocrebar	32
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#374	NG	1
#84	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#531	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#217	Now and Earlier	20
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#678	Orcish baseball cap	2
#616	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#611	PADL Phone	1
#293	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#507	Penultimate Fantasy chest	18
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#91	Poison Oak trading card	2
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#475	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#243	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	4
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#102	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#750	Rock Pops	68
#648	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#394	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#565	Snow Queen Crown	2
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#65	Spooky Surprise Egg	259
#1453	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#92	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#233	Supernova Champagne	22
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1713	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	3
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#90	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
#42	The Ring	2
#45	The Snake trading card	3
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#126	Tiki lighter	3
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#24	Tropical Crimbo Hat	3
#21	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	3
#27	Tropical Crimbo Sword	3
#327	Tuesday's ruby	6
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#46	V for Vivala mask	1
#758	Valentine	22
#27	Valentine's Day cake	11
#41	Vaso De Agua trading card	3
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1101	Wint-O-Fresh mint	7
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#350	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#678	Yummy Tummy bean	289
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#475	a little sump'm sump'm	3
#1029	abominable snowcone	4
#800	acid-squirting flower	2
#663	acoustic guitarrr	3
#433	adder bladder	11
#43	albatross necklace	2
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#623	alphabet gum	1
#1434	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#456	ancient frozen dinner	3
#525	ancient protein powder	3
#534	ancient spice	1
#3680	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2610	anniversary gift box	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#630	ant agonist	1
#271	ant hoe	1
#254	ant pick	1
#253	ant pitchfork	1
#284	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#415	anti-anti-antidote	2
#1062	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#458	antique hand mirror	4
#899	antique helmet	1
#406	antique packet of ketchup	2
#949	antique spear	1
#370	around the world	3
#118	arrow'd heart balloon	5
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#327	asbestos apron	2
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#174	asbestos crossbow string	1
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#43	asbestos meat stack	3
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#262	asbestos staff	2
#303	asbestos sword	2
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#467	asshat	2
#82	astral badger	1
#894	astral mushroom	4
#2063	astronaut pants	1
#64	automatic catapult	2
#568	awful poetry journal	124
#58	bätzle	68
#1209	baby killer bee	4
#2453	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#408	baconstone pendant	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#4726	badass belt	6
#133	badger badge	1
#1151	bag of airline peanuts	14
#504	bag of lard	2
#430	balaclava	1
#2043	ball	1
#497	balloon monkey	3
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#825	banana	3
#338	banana cream pie	1
#655	banana peel	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#1058	bar skin	2
#122	bar whip	1
#131	barbed-wire fence	64
#1264	barrrnacle	6
#73	barskin buckler	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#78	basic meat spork	2
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#784	batblade	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#115	beach glass bead	66
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#571	beer bong	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#543	beer lens	2
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#787	beertini	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#381	big boom	1
#704	big red clown nose	4
#131	big stick	3
#801	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1495	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#588	black & tan	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#694	black greaves	1
#547	black helmet	2
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#474	black pepper	2
#380	black picnic basket	2
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#667	black shield	1
#613	black snake skin	4
#592	black snowcone	3
#2666	black striped oyster egg	1
#570	black sword	2
#268	black velvet box	1
#446	blackberry	11
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#534	blood flower	12
#319	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1033	bloody beer	1
#615	bloody clown pants	5
#621	bloody mary	1
#2555	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2409	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1674	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#418	blue snowcone	20
#2623	blue striped oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#53	blue velvet cake	4
#61	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
#665	bone rattle	1
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#319	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#626	bottle of gin	18
#1394	bottle of goofballs	17
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#889	bottle of rum	18
#860	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#561	bottle of tequila	29
#623	bottle of vodka	15
#539	bottle of whiskey	49
#543	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#317	bottled inspiration	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#153	bouquet of circular saw blades	10
#40	bow staff	2
#1139	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#39	bowlegged pants	2
#44	bowler	2
#709	box	8
#3788	box of sunshine	16
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#96	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#363	boxed champagne	1
#948	boxed wine	6
#379	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#246	brains casserole	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#899	brick	36
#372	brick of sand	2
#583	briefcase	3
#114	broken carburetor	2
#624	broken sword	1
#308	bronze breastplate	4
#241	brown sugar cane	20
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#273	bubblewrap ore	7
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#641	bubbly potion	7
#66	buckler buckle	11
#1274	buckyball	2
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#591	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#574	bum cheek	12
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#155	bunch of square grapes	37
#468	bungle in the jungle	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#453	can of Red Minotaur	8
#546	can of fake snow	1
#592	can of maces	1
#591	can of spinach	3
#1464	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#1439	candied yams	5
#173	candy brain	26
#3620	candy cane	3
#3833	candy stake	1
#536	canopic jar	2
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#414	carbonated water lily	6
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#220	cardboard katana	2
#368	cardboard ore	4
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#216	carob chunk cookies	11
#495	carob chunk noodles	2
#873	casino pass	1
#326	cast	64
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#691	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#403	chaos butterfly	472
#205	cheap plastic bottle opener	28
#699	cheap toaster	3
#768	chef's hat	4
#219	cherry	26
🥉	cherry bomb	3
#68	cherry pie	20
#98	chewing gum on a string	254
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#256	chintzy noodle ring	3
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#116	chisel	1
#439	chloroform rag	3
#76	chocolate filthy lucre	140
#311	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	5
#537	chopsticks	4
#336	chorizo brownies	5
#764	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#253	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#522	chrome sword	1
#696	chunk of depleted Grimacite	13
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#119	clay peace-sign bead	64
#20	clockwork chef-in-the-box	14
#72	clockwork claws	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#546	clockwork key	3
#53	clockwork shank	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#41	clockwork sword	2
#719	cloudy potion	5
#1117	clown hammer	14
#557	clown shoes	3
#412	clown skin	12
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#203	clownskin harness	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#558	cocoa egg	14
#799	cocoa eggshell fragment	18
#177	coconut bikini top	1
#596	coffin lid	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#299	cold ninja mask	11
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#754	commemorative war stein	2
#653	cool whip	2
#226	cordial of concentration	1
#389	corn holder	2
#488	cornuthaum	6
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#786	corpsetini	6
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#21	cracker	18
#952	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#285	cream pie	3
#484	cream stout	2
#540	creamsicle	1
#705	crowbarrr	1
#522	cruelty-free wine	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#455	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#194	cyclops eyedrops	2
#664	cymbal syrup	1
#649	daisy	2
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#154	dark potion	118
#180	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
🥈	deactivated RoboGoose	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#177	decorative fountain	62
#1163	defective skull	6
#27	delectable catalyst	76
#468	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#650	demon skin	6
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#106	demonskin jacket	2
#217	denim axe	2
#50	dense meat crossbow	1
#63	dense meat staff	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#177	deodorant	17
#526	depantsing bomb	2
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#851	diamond-studded cane	2
#506	didgeridooka	2
#384	digital key lime pie	1
#1622	dill	1
#392	dire fudgesicle	2
#621	dirty hobo gloves	14
#965	disassembled clover	16
#1531	disco ball	3
#1532	disco mask	2
#386	disease	28
#819	disembodied brain	1
#291	disembodied smile	1
#343	dishrag	1
#92	disintegrating quill pen	172
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#385	displaced fish	9
#212	distilled fortified wine	12
#588	distressed denim pants	1
#895	disturbing fanfic	47
#331	divine blowout	19
#345	divine can of silly string	18
#439	divine champagne flute	6
#369	divine champagne popper	4
#386	divine cracker	4
#324	divine noisemaker	22
#1264	doll house	2
#1313	dollhive	2
#413	donkey flipbook	2
#26	double daisy	11
#813	drab sonata	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#782	dried face	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#229	drum machine	25
#712	dry noodles	26
#1978	drywall axe	1
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#42	dusty animal cranium	7
#146	dusty animal jawbone	2
#85	dusty animal pelvis	5
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#724	dusty bottle of Marsala	7
#505	dusty bottle of Merlot	23
#632	dusty bottle of Muscat	11
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1061	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1016	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#60	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	6
#151	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	3
#82	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	5
#199	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	2
#144	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	3
#112	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	4
#54	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	7
#116	dusty first caudal vertebra	4
#64	dusty first cervical vertebra	7
#183	dusty first lumbar vertebra	2
#191	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
#182	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	2
#103	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	4
#144	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	3
#56	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	7
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#921	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	8
#1071	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	7
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#930	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	8
#645	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	11
#912	tiny plastic Protagonist	8
#370	tiny plastic Scream Queen	4
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	8
#643	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	11
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#504	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	9
#1191	tiny plastic The Man	4
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#4545	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
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#1259	tiny plastic angry bugbear	6
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#1084	tiny plastic anime smiley	7
#1071	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	7
#605	tiny plastic astronomer	12
#8257	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#3941	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#806	tiny plastic beanbat	9
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#951	tiny plastic blooper	8
#548	tiny plastic brainsweeper	13
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#6135	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
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#927	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	5
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#1236	tiny plastic goth giant	6
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#1834	tiny plastic hermit	3
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#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
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#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#766	tiny plastic scary clown	10
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1451	tiny plastic senile lihc	5
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
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#1217	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	6
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#968	tiny plastic spooky vampire	8
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#2843	tiny plastic star starfish	6
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#126	tiny plastic sword	1
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#2660	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
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#1706	tiny plastic warwelf	4
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#2168	tiny plastic zmobie	3
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#261	tofu casserole	5
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#1403	tofurkey gravy	5
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#137	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#392	upsy daisy	2
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#668	vampire collar	1
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#647	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#675	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#144	volleyball	1
#332	vorpal blade	16
#889	wad of dough	7
#143	wad of tofu	64
#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
#511	war tongs	1
#941	water pipe bomb	1
#24	wax lips	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#66	whip kit	10
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#705	white candy heart	10
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#428	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#123	white snakeskin duster	1
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#119	wholeberd	1
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#89	wiffle-flail	1
#1039	wind-up chattering teeth	22
#197	windchimes	58
#1129	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#566	witty rapier	1
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#1528	yellow snowcone	7
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#919	yeti fur	38
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#1164	yo-yo	13
#605	yohohoyo	1
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 46,030 items total!

what items are this player missing?