Museum :: santifaller

santifaller

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#397	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#912	1-ball	3
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#141	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	84
#541	2-ball	7
#124	25-meat staff	1
#606	3-ball	6
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#158	33398 scroll	138
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#230	4-dimensional guitar	7
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#647	5-ball	5
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#193	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	19
#1116	7-ball	2
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1225	8-ball	8
#626	9-ball	1
#255	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	4
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#537	A. W. O. L. commendation	9
#303	ASCII shirt	6
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#82	Alewife™ Ale	31
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1437	Angry Farmer candy	11
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#29	Atomic Comic	10
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#13	BGE merchandise order form	176
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#433	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#94	Ben-Gal™ Balm	23
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#142	BitterSweetTarts	9
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#255	Blackfly Chardonnay	14
#90	Blatantly Canadian	73
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#426	Blood Light	6
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#301	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#40	Boozehounds Anonymous token	28
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#116	Boris's key lime	5
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#468	Boss Bat bling	7
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#68	Bright Water	1
#336	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	22
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#54	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	11
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	6
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#77	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	6
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	6
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	6
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#803	CRIMBCO scrip	120
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#246	CRIMBCOIDS mints	9
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#45	Caipiranha	1
#167	Camp Scout pup tent	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#267	Cloaca grenade	66
#1208	Cloaca-Cola	6
#181	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	20
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#26	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	238
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1070	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#78	Coily™	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#289	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	9
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1214	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#1237	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3106	Crimbuck	2
#2459	Crown of the Goblin King	6
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#576	Daffy Taffy	50
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#235	Divine	2
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#259	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	38
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1039	Drowsy Sword	13
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#42	Dyspepsi grenade	240
#197	Dyspepsi-Cola	391
#15	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	116
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#214	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	14
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#60	El Vibrato drone	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	5
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	8
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#172	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#53	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	17
#33	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	19
#180	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#329	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	8
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#259	Ent cider	38
#66	Event Horizon	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#194	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	67
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#57	Firewater	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#119	Frogade	4
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#264	Frosty's frosty mug	6
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#298	Gaia beads	8
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#266	Game Grid ticket	2
#264	Game Grid token	1
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#117	Genalen™ Bottle	33
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#324	Gnollish flyswatter	9
#208	Gnollish pie server	10
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#249	Gnollish plunger	11
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#395	Gnollish toolbox	8
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#76	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	74
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#64	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	3
#383	Hippy Army MPE	8
#39	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	2
#387	Hollandaise helmet	3
#76	Humanitini	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#165	Iiti Kitty phone charm	21
#419	Imp Ale	425
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#467	Instant Karma	12
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#119	Jarlsberg's key lime	4
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#463	Jolly Roger charrrm	6
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#30	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	37
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#260	Knob Goblin elite helm	23
#325	Knob Goblin elite pants	15
#237	Knob Goblin elite polearm	23
#309	Knob Goblin elite shirt	24
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#281	Knob Goblin harem pants	15
#222	Knob Goblin harem veil	20
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#564	Knob Goblin love potion	11
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#366	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#329	Knob Goblin pants	34
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#385	Knob Goblin scimitar	24
#413	Knob Goblin seltzer	23
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#325	Knob Goblin spatula	22
#454	Knob Goblin steroids	14
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#557	Knob Goblin superseltzer	4
#366	Knob Goblin tongs	30
#377	Knob Goblin visor	14
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#167	Knob mushroom	88
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#569	Knob sausage	2
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#215	Knob stuffed shells	5
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#150	Knoll mushroom	98
#122	Knoll shroomkabob	13
#75	Knoll stir-fry	3
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#27	Lobster qua Grill	12
#281	Lockenstock™ sandals	8
#56	Locust	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
#1910	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#253	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	39
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1042	M-242	2
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#302	Mad Train wine	348
#308	Mae West	1
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#158	Manetwich	5
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#262	Marquis de Poivre soda	18
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#397	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#60	Mer-kin breastplate	5
#29	Mer-kin digpick	8
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#31	Mer-kin foodbucket	110
#16	Mer-kin healscroll	159
#33	Mer-kin hidepaint	27
#51	Mer-kin hookspear	17
#48	Mer-kin killscroll	19
#42	Mer-kin paste	1
#44	Mer-kin pinkslip	5
#28	Mer-kin prayerbeads	29
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#43	Mer-kin roundshield	10
#43	Mer-kin sneakmask	9
#43	Mer-kin takebag	18
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#414	Mohawk wig	18
#61	Mohobo	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#1318	Mr. Mediocrebar	28
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#91	Muschat	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#343	Nightstalker perfume	3
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#171	Nuclear Blastball	6
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#147	Oil of Parrrlay	23
#122	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#475	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#225	Orcish baseball cap	17
#172	Orcish cargo shorts	21
#281	Orcish frat-paddle	10
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#326	PADL Phone	16
#29	PVC staff	1
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#672	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	11
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#21	Pendant of Fire	2
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#262	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	5
#141	Piddles	8
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
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#239	tonic water	1
#66	too legit potion	1
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#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
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#93	ultimate ultimate frisbee	10
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#116	unbearable light	1
#206	uncooked chorizo	27
#49	underwater slingshot	19
#29	undissolvable contact lenses	1
#32	unearthed potsherd	102
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#87	unfortunate dumplings	7
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#110	union scalemail pants	1
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#304	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	14
#107	unrolling pin	1
#29	unspeakable lozenges	1
#2207	unstable DNA	2
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#254	unstable quark	2
#1353	untamable turtle	1
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#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#457	upsy daisy	1
#37	urchin roe	1
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#1906	useless powder	1
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#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#245	vampire glitter	1
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#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
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#1149	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	4
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#27	vinyl boots	1
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#158	wad of tofu	55
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🥇	wand of fudge control	1
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#511	war tongs	1
#651	warbear whosit	1
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
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#102	wasabi pocky	1
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#87	water-polo mitt	1
#11	waterlogged bootstraps	6
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#173	weremoose spit	1
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#125	whimpering willow bark	1
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#486	whisker pencil	1
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#513	white Canadian	4
#223	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#29	white belt	2
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#88	white whip	1
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#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#187	willyweed	1
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#94	wings of fire	1
#1066	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2
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#376	witty rapier	5
#106	wok lobster	1
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#132	wonderwall shield	11
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#83	wool hat	34
#61	woolen cravat	1
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#281	world's smallest violin	1
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#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#243	yak skin	3
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#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
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#104	your own black heart	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 117,029 items total!

what items are this player missing?