Museum :: BigdoG

BigdoG

Rank	Item	Quantity
#370	"DRINK ME" potion	23
#299	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#180	1-ball	41
#35	1.21 jigawatts	5
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#232	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	43
#273	2-ball	18
#56	25-meat staff	5
#305	3-ball	17
#158	30669 scroll	75
#211	33398 scroll	101
#98	334 scroll	79
#187	37x37x37 puzzle cube	3
#380	4-ball	12
#141	4-d camera	1
#126	4-dimensional guitar	19
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#470	5-ball	9
#117	5-hour acrimony	2
#377	6-ball	12
#107	64067 scroll	6
#219	668 scroll	5
#382	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	7
#459	7-ball	10
#487	8-ball	48
#177	9-ball	7
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#196	ASCII shirt	11
#245	Alewife™ Ale	2
#164	Alice's Army Alchemist	4
#173	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#205	Alice's Army Guard	2
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#204	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#205	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#204	Alice's Army Page	2
#216	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#205	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#161	Alice's Army Swordsman	4
#207	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#97	Amulet of Yendor	208
#1213	Angry Farmer candy	21
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#69	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#52	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#22	Asleep in the Cemetery	29
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1405	BGE shotglass	2
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#480	BRICKO brick	2
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#396	BRICKO eye brick	3
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#31	BRICKO ooze	4
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#94	Barulio's bottle	4
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#188	Ben-Gal™ Balm	5
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#300	Bit O' Ectoplasm	8
#167	BitterSweetTarts	4
#57	Black Hole	1
#459	Black No. 2	8
#390	Blackfly Chardonnay	7
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#149	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#187	C.H.U.M. chum	7
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#164	CSA bravery badge	2
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#105	CSA discount card	61
#373	CSA fire-starting kit	5
#131	CSA obedience grenade	18
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#153	Camp Scout pup tent	5
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#1416	Cloaca-Cola	2
#577	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#561	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	9
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1173	Crimbo fudge	3
#54	Crimbo paste	2
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#111	Crimbojito	2
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2255	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#885	Daffy Taffy	29
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#777	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1571	Dyspepsi-Cola	9
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#196	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	17
#170	Elvish delight	1
#386	Ent cider	19
#66	Event Horizon	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#236	Game Grid token	2
#137	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	8
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#397	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#297	Gnollish flyswatter	10
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#951	Go-Wassail	3
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#13	Grimacite Bock	4
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#542	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#118	Hell broth	2
#350	Hell ramen	7
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#308	Hippy Army MPE	14
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#113	Hollandaise helmet	104
#1518	Imp Ale	11
#62	Interview With You (a Vampire)	3
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#568	Jolly Roger charrrm	4
#778	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	4
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#151	Knob Goblin elite helm	40
#168	Knob Goblin elite pants	35
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#967	Knob Goblin firecracker	4
#602	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#673	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#178	Knob Goblin lunchbox	9
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#780	Knob Goblin pants	4
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#551	Knob Goblin spatula	4
#831	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#569	Knob Goblin tongs	11
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#185	Knob stuffed shells	7
#904	Knoll mushroom	2
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#43	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#47	Libram of Resolutions	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#219	Lockenstock™ sandals	13
#57	Lollipop Drop	1
#784	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3
#157	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	400
#508	Lucky Surprise Egg	5
#1042	M-242	2
#216	MSG	1
#308	Mad Train wine	341
#183	Mae West	5
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#491	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#62	Meat detector	9
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#104	Mer-kin killscroll	5
#74	Mer-kin weaksauce	2
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#978	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	4
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#782	Mohawk wig	3
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#832	Mountain Stream soda	4
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2452	Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#192	Neuromancer	3
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#276	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	3
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	3
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#571	Now and Earlier	3
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#199	O'RLY manual	2
#313	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#131	P.B.L.T.	2
#367	PADL Phone	12
#203	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	2
#804	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#44	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#28	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	14
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#283	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	3
#45	Rad Lib	52
#390	Ram's Face Lager	57
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#527	Red Rover BB gun	4
#2281	Rock Pops	5
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#212	Space Tours Tripple	2
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#37	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	88
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#165	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#181	T.U.R.D.S. Key	2
#739	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#480	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	6
#1377	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	9
#237	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#383	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	7
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#24	The Lost Comb	2
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#52	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#183	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	4
#32	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#402	Trollhouse cookies	90
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#457	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	24
#334	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	8
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#118	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#1081	Valentine	11
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#984	Warm Subject gift certificate	3
#356	White Citadel burger	3
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#13	Winifred's whistle	2
#1358	Wint-O-Fresh mint	4
#199	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	2
#165	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	43
#671	Yummy Tummy bean	291
#245	Ze™ goggles	3
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#51	Zoodriver	3
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#221	a butt tuba	4
#246	a little sump'm sump'm	11
#178	abandoned candy	6
#116	abominable blubber	10
#428	abominable snowcone	27
#260	accidental cider	5
#191	acid-squirting flower	24
#480	acoustic guitarrr	6
#183	actual reality goggles	4
#301	adder bladder	25
#239	agua de vida	6
#118	airblaster gun	18
#256	all-purpose cleaner	25
#67	alpha-mail pants	2
#407	alphabet gum	3
#507	ammonite fossil	8
#281	amulet of extreme plot significance	56
#498	ancient Magi-Wipes	5
#87	ancient calendar fragment	3
#311	ancient frozen dinner	6
#122	ancient poisoned dart	27
#357	ancient protein powder	10
#408	ancient spice	3
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#191	ancient stone head	2
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#495	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
#79	anemone sauce	1
#314	anniversary balloon	3
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#123	annoying pitchfork	19
#231	ant agonist	13
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#122	ant pitchfork	3
#117	ant rake	4
#260	ant sickle	1
#302	anti-anti-antidote	9
#277	anticheese	29
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#565	antique greaves	5
#413	antique hand mirror	5
#424	antique helmet	11
#296	antique packet of ketchup	4
#716	antique record album	2
#506	antique shield	8
#468	antique spear	10
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#295	armgun	6
#288	arrow'd heart balloon	2
#174	arrowgram	5
#167	arrrgyle socks	17
#86	arse-a'fire elixir	2
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#433	asbestos apron	1
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#47	asbestos crossbow string	6
#267	asbestos ore	26
#188	asbestos staff	3
#55	asbestos stick	7
#224	asbestos sword	3
#158	asparagus knife	71
#96	asparagus stir-fry	2
#769	aspirin	1
#171	asshat	16
#82	astral badger	1
#1062	astral mushroom	2
#585	astronaut pants	13
#490	atomic vector plotter	7
#17	attention spanner	11
#48	automatic catapult	3
#30	auxiliary backbone	1
#932	awful poetry journal	38
#278	bätzle	2
#107	baby cuddlefish	2
#315	baby killer bee	32
#115	backwoods screwdriver	12
#942	baconstone	8
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#185	baconstone earring	1
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#261	baconstone ring	1
#6538	badass belt	2
#72	badass pie	3
#6	badger badge	44
#633	bag of Cheat-Os	6
#128	bag of GORF	23
#132	bag of GORP	29
#144	bag of QWOP	15
#124	bag of airline peanuts	194
#367	bag of lard	3
#754	baggie of powdered sugar	11
#156	balaclava	6
#223	balaclava baklava	14
#268	ball	24
#183	balloon helmet	2
#389	balloon monkey	4
#144	balloon sword	3
#368	ballroom blintz	6
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#177	banana	40
#338	banana cream pie	1
#87	banana daiquiri	4
#43	banana milkshake	3
#435	banana peel	5
#103	banana smoothie	10
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#112	bar skin	138
#122	bar whip	1
#214	barbed-wire fence	31
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#955	barrrnacle	11
#68	barskin hat	10
#87	barskin tent	4
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#307	baseball	16
#28	basic meat fez	10
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#269	bat guano	53
#78	bat haggis	10
#89	bat hat	1
#854	bat wing	3
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#110	bat wing stir-fry	2
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#474	batblade	4
#439	batgut	51
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#587	beach glass bead	2
#267	bean burrito	1
#143	beanbag chair	4
#73	beastly paste	2
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#506	beer bomb	22
#409	beer bong	3
#101	beer cartilage	4
#128	beer goggles	4
#514	beer helmet	3
#377	beer lens	5
#176	beer-soaked mop	2
#171	beertini	12
#416	begpwnia	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#602	bejeweled cufflinks	5
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#392	belemnite fossil	11
#255	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#242	bellhop bell	1
#492	bi-lateral logic compressor	5
#382	big boom	1
#173	big red clown nose	52
#475	big rock	1
#113	big slimy cyst	1
#210	big stick	1
#501	bilge wine	13
#180	bird rib	10
#28	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3
#479	bit-o-cactus	3
#545	bite-me-red lipstick	2
#469	black & tan	2
#409	black candy heart	20
#150	black cherry soda	3
#510	black eyedrops	1
#403	black forest cake	5
#391	black forest ham	3
#458	black greaves	3
#547	black helmet	2
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#283	black pension check	14
#473	black pepper	2
#192	black picnic basket	10
#618	black pixel	17
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#522	black pudding	2
#661	black snake skin	3
#407	black snowcone	8
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#727	black sword	1
#154	black-and-blue light	400
#800	blackberry	2
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#533	blood flower	12
#236	blood of the Wereseal	2
#874	bloody beer	2
#668	bloody clown pants	4
#91	bloody mary	31
#440	blue class ring	5
#1030	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#735	blue pixel	37
#160	blue plasma ball	400
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1001	blue polka-dot oyster egg	4
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#418	blue snowcone	20
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#83	blue suede shoes	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#61	blundarrrbus	8
#242	boilermaker	1
#284	bone chips	58
#213	bone collar	1
#429	bone flute	1
#488	bone rattle	2
#483	booty chest charrrm	7
#140	borrowed time	2
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#285	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#531	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	5
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#253	bottle of Pinot Renoir	6
#320	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#373	bottle of alcohol	6
#244	bottle of black cat tonic	2
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#79	bottle of gin	600
#405	bottle of popskull	4
#124	bottle of rum	900
#109	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	9
#95	bottle of tequila	501
#236	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#105	bottle of vodka	401
#83	bottle of whiskey	900
#241	bottled inspiration	2
#437	bow	1
#141	bow staff	1
#238	bowl of cottage cheese	116
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#149	bowlegged pants	1
#133	bowler	1
#438	box	22
#95	box of Familiar Jacks	3
#181	box of Pokëmann band-aids	2
#842	box of sunshine	330
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#96	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#115	boxed wine	400
#241	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#53	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#231	brass stinger	2
#2707	brick	1
#477	briefcase	6
#235	brigand brittle	1
#353	brine	56
#114	broken carburetor	2
#519	broken cellular phone	3
#645	broken skull	14
#203	broken sword	21
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#2789	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#1360	tiny plastic hermit	4
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6148	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#6075	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#4876	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#1757	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	4
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#6160	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#368	tiny plastic mutant elf	3
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#6132	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#268	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	5
#2158	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#1720	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	4
#1129	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	16
#2193	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
#3948	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#3348	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#849	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	11
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#147	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	2
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#2766	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#1485	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	5
#2123	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#2107	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#2166	tiny plastic zmobie	3
#571	tiny shaker of salt	4
#267	tiny slimy cyst	1
#364	tip jar	2
#310	tires	24
#137	tisket	3
#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
#2750	toast	12
#123	toast with jam	1
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#133	tofu taco	1
#2296	tofurkey leg	2
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#641	tomato daiquiri	1
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#239	tonic water	1
#341	toothbrush	2
#2527	toothsome rock	1
#2068	top	1
#204	tortoise's blessing	13
#909	tourmalime	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
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#899	toy deathbot	1
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#2475	toy ray gun	1
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#333	toy soldier	5
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#364	toy train	6
#232	transporter transponder	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#561	trilobite fossil	6
#134	troll britches	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#498	true grit	1
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#244	turtle totem	235
#278	twinkly nuggets	27
#51	twinkly powder	1,008
#132	twinkly wad	3,000
#185	ultimate ultimate frisbee	3
#98	ultrafondue	1
#116	unbearable light	1
#237	uncooked chorizo	21
#130	underwater slingshot	1
#29	undissolvable contact lenses	1
#444	unearthed potsherd	2
#598	unidentified jerky	4
#532	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	2
#107	unrolling pin	1
#2207	unstable DNA	2
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#208	unstable quark	3
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#391	upsy daisy	2
#30	urinal cake	2,058
#1063	useless powder	35
#1284	valuable trinket	28
#184	vampire collar	11
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#58	velvet choker	1
#229	very overdue library book	1
#176	vial of The Glistening	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#2066	vibrating cyborg knife	3
#659	viking helmet	7
#398	vinegar	100
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#515	vodka and cranberry	2
#101	vodka gibson	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#141	volleyball	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#519	vorpal blade	6
#455	wad of dough	75
#488	wad of tofu	5
#358	walrus-tusk earring	3
#328	wang	5
#466	warm mushroom	2
#895	water pipe bomb	2
#196	water purification pills	3
#206	water wings	6
#152	watered-down Red Minotaur	4
#19	wedge of gray cheese	3
#25	weegee sqouija	8
#70	weighted paperclip chain	1
#205	whalebone corset	2
#317	wheel	11
#220	whip kit	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#513	whiskey sour	2
#223	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#1014	white candy heart	2
#550	white chocolate and tomato pizza	3
#240	white chocolate chip cookies	16
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#354	white collar	3
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#208	white lightning	76
#802	white picket fence	1
#844	white pixel	7
#810	white satin pants	1
#390	white satin shield	3
#1059	white snake skin	1
#690	white sword	2
#195	whoopie cushion	145
#512	wicker shield	1
#260	wind-up chattering teeth	116
#426	windchimes	11
#192	wine spritzer	5
#476	witty rapier	2
#1079	wolf mask	2
#191	wooden figurine	1
#636	wooden stakes	2
#596	wool hat	1
#34	woolen cravat	2
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#234	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#137	x-ray specs	159
#117	yak anorak	2
#80	yak skin	27
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#181	yam candy	1
#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
#222	yellow brick road	4
#1033	yellow candy heart	4
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#221	yellow snowcone	138
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#154	yeti fur	2,001
#1254	yo	5
#1885	yo-yo	3
#378	yohohoyo	4
#156	yummy death watch beetle	3
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 46,393 items total!

what items are this player missing?