| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #217 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #57 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #221 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 5 |
| #291 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #196 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #101 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #120 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #227 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #181 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #129 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #117 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #66 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #116 | Cheer-Up soda | 5 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #71 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| #78 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #165 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1123 | Cloaca grenade | 7 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #188 | Crimbo Credit | 61 |
| #682 | Crimbo candied pecan | 13 |
| #760 | Crimbo fudge | 11 |
| #639 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 14 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #134 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 3 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 3 |
| #135 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 3 |
| #114 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 4 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #93 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #225 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #149 | Duskwalker syringe | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #254 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #170 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #477 | FDKOL commendation | 298 |
| #367 | FDKOL hotcakes | 7 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #119 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #82 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #246 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #344 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #284 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #462 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #248 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #107 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #880 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #148 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #526 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #135 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #5 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 5 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #307 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin breastplate | 2 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #75 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #82 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #120 | Moonds | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #109 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #132 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #528 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #79 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #72 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #183 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #87 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #247 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #109 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #8 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 2 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #53 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 4 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #165 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #238 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
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| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #274 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #94 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #127 | distention pill | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #132 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #297 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #114 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #41 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #374 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #111 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #187 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #136 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #37 | eau de mort | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #156 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #151 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #289 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #210 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1304 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #75 | eraser nubbin | 1 |
| #180 | especially salty dog | 2 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #48 | excitement pill | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #191 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #112 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #163 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #89 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #133 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #64 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #220 | [2426]fire flower | 5 |
| #103 | fire of unknown origin | 8 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #87 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #180 | flask of mining oil | 10 |
| #147 | flask of tainted mining oil | 52 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #165 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #139 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #47 | fleetwood macaroni | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #205 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #111 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #234 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #154 | frigid mote | 5 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1416 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #65 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #118 | funny bone | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #59 | furry pill | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #982 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #175 | gamma nog | 2 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #446 | gator skin | 8 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #105 | gazely stare | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #131 | ghost key | 1 |
| #412 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #124 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #161 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #147 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #241 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #184 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #78 | gift-a-pult | 5 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
| #246 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #202 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #94 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #101 | glob of enchanted icing | 1 |
| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #200 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #117 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #99 | gnatloaf | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #58 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #207 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #230 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #340 | good brain | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #262 | government cheese | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #296 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #1484 | grue egg | 17 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #139 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #79 | hair oil | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #215 | half of a gold tooth | 2 |
| #260 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #99 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #112 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #1509 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #390 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #632 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #146 | handful of tips | 2 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #84 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #110 | head mirror | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #144 | hedgeturtle | 8 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #552 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #518 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #59 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #156 | high-energy mining laser | 8 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #181 | honey stick | 1 |
| #236 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #103 | hot coal | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #383 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #46 | hothammer | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #246 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #197 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #75 | illegal firecracker | 1 |
| #139 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #207 | imp air | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #185 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #512 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #89 | industrial strength starch | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #150 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #71 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #100 | ironic battle spoon | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #133 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #134 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #71 | jagged tooth | 1 |
| #59 | jam band | 1 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #70 | jar full of wind | 12 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #121 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #80 | jigsaw blade | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #44 | jug of "wine" | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #70 | junk food | 1 |
| #34 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #93 | junk yard | 1 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #103 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #173 | killing jar | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
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| #129 | lynyrd musk | 1 |
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| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
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| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
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| #188 | magicberry tablets | 1 |
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| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
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| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #167 | mana curds | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #93 | mangled finger | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
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| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #267 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #85 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #70 | mid-level medieval mead | 1 |
| #161 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
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| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #16 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
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| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
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| #117 | mime army wine | 3 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
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| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #466 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #140 | molten scrap metal | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #155 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #117 | moose antlers | 1 |
| #136 | moose thought | 1 |
| #240 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #115 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
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| #89 | mouse skull | 4 |
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| #73 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #219 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #811 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #290 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #860 | mushroom fermenting solution | 7 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
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| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #80 | nailswurst | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #208 | nega-mushroom | 6 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #105 | ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #108 | ninja crampons | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #58 | ninja mop | 48 |
| #112 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #49 | noxious gas grenade | 1 |
| #153 | nugget of Crimbonium | 23 |
| #72 | nugget of sodium | 1 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #32 | odd silver coin | 15 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #173 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #134 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #132 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #142 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #724 | old sweatpants | 82 |
| #288 | oldcake | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #154 | one pill | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #213 | open sauce | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #52 | opium grenade | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #101 | orange popsicle | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #179 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #231 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #169 | orcish stud-finder | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #204 | overcookie | 1 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #115 | oversized skullcap | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #161 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #167 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #122 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | paperclip sproinger | 232 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #49 | peanut sauce | 1 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #179 | pec oil | 1 |
| #140 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #180 | percent sign | 1 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #382 | perpendicular hula | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #546 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #150 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #80 | ph balancer | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #78 | pickelhaube | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #95 | pickled egg | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #51 | picture of you | 1 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #332 | pie man was not meant to eat | 2 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #171 | pigeon egg | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #65 | pile of gold coins | 94 |
| #661 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #196 | pill cup | 1 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #110 | pink slime | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #150 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #132 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #101 | pixel power cell | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #39 | plaid bandage | 1 |
| #28 | plaid pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | plaid skirt | 1 |
| #95 | plaid swatch | 2 |
| #121 | plain bagel | 1 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #38 | portable wall | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #114 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #1169 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #64 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #492 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #155 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #127 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #13 | propeller beanie | 4 |
| #133 | protection stick | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #266 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #126 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #124 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #47 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 14 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #136 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #110 | really thick spine | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #92 | red badge | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #134 | red blood cells | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #189 | red button | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| #92 | red eye | 1 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #119 | red letter | 1 |
| #95 | red masque | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #140 | red rum | 1 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #92 | red shoe | 1 |
| #90 | red silk skirt | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #144 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #110 | red-hot boilermaker | 1 |
| #93 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #254 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #112 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #60 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #181 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #33 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 79 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #108 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #162 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #160 | robot grease | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #192 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #37 | round green sunglasses | 32 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #211 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #103 | rubber ribcage | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #263 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #212 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #142 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #471 | s'more | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #28 | savory dry noodles | 2 |
| #41 | savory staff | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #74 | scrap metal | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #397 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #77 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #40 | scroll case | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #191 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #222 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #210 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
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| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
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| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #3838 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
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| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
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| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #110 | tommy gun | 1 |
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| #163 | tonic djinn | 1 |
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| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #196 | topiary nugglet | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #98 | torn hellseal sinew | 106 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #431 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #277 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #232 | transporter transponder | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #134 | troll britches | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #125 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #52 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #139 | trout fang | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #49 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #88 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #227 | turtlemail bits | 5 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1077 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #105 | twist of lime | 1 |
| #69 | twisted piece of wire | 1 |
| #94 | twisted-up wet towel | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #84 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #679 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #130 | underwater slingshot | 1 |
| #155 | unflavored wine cooler | 1 |
| #693 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #138 | unnamed cocktail | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #238 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #101 | unrequired jacket | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #142 | unstable quark | 6 |
| #158 | unused soap | 2 |
| #247 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #867 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #457 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #107 | used beer | 1 |
| #115 | useless powder | 2,424 |
| #168 | vampire chowder | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #36 | velcro boots | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #80 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #176 | vial of The Glistening | 1 |
| #52 | vial of hot blood | 1 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #648 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #65 | vitamin G pill | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #566 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #217 | wad of slimy rags | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #376 | warbear battery | 4 |
| #290 | warbear beeping telegram | 4 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #68 | warbear energy bracers | 3 |
| #124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
| #313 | warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #6 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 202 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #190 | warbear metalworking primer | 6 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #311 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #302 | warbear requisition box | 4 |
| #298 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 3 |
| #321 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 3 |
| #483 | warbear whosit | 61 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #173 | weremoose spit | 1 |
| #126 | wet stew | 1 |
| #160 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #262 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #248 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #62 | white blood cells | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1027 | white pixel | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |
| #85 | white wine | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #167 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #153 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #164 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #94 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #80 | wood screw | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #281 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #78 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |