Museum :: Presence

Presence

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1118	1-ball	2
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#957	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#1049	2-ball	2
#78	25-meat staff	2
#1080	3-ball	2
#890	30669 scroll	2
#1081	33398 scroll	2
#773	334 scroll	2
#1112	4-ball	2
#1076	5-ball	2
#1072	6-ball	2
#190	64067 scroll	2
#320	668 scroll	2
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1115	7-ball	2
#1974	8-ball	2
#401	9-ball	2
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#517	Amulet of Yendor	39
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#1966	Angry Farmer candy	2
#3371	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#674	Black No. 2	2
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#734	Bonerdagon necklace	15
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1168	Boss Bat bling	2
#830	Boss Bat britches	17
#1567	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#142	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#700	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#3602	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#1840	Daffy Taffy	2
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#1416	Dolphin King's crown	2
#845	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#1929	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#1105	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#1501	Feynman gate	2
#445	Frat Army FGF	2
#168	Frogade	2
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#635	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#580	Gnollish plunger	2
#487	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#947	Goodfella contract	2
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#118	Hell broth	2
#512	Hell ramen	2
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1796	Imp Ale	2
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#546	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#900	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#816	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#162	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
#1096	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#603	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#737	Knob Goblin seltzer	2
#104	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#831	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#706	Knob mushroom	2
#570	Knob sausage	2
#904	Knoll mushroom	2
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#186	MSG	2
#1632	Mad Train wine	2
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#295	Manetwich	2
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#111	Meat maid body	2
#644	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#1001	Meleegra™ pills	2
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1060	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#851	Mohawk wig	2
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#912	Mountain Stream soda	2
#2546	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#158	ND	1
#303	NG	2
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#678	Orcish baseball cap	2
#616	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#555	PADL Phone	2
#805	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#629	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#870	Ram's Face Lager	2
#2522	Rock Pops	2
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#843	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#1027	Spam Witch sammich	2
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1817	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1217	Trollhouse cookies	2
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#237	WA	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#1038	Warm Subject gift certificate	2
#356	White Citadel fries	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2739	Yummy Tummy bean	4
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#387	accidental cider	2
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#715	adder bladder	2
#617	all-purpose cleaner	2
#84	all-purpose flower	2
#67	alpha-mail pants	2
#1253	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#600	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#583	ancient protein powder	2
#459	ancient spice	2
#1653	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#549	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#848	annoying pitchfork	2
#534	ant agonist	2
#877	anticheese	2
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#722	antique greaves	2
#582	antique hand mirror	2
#745	antique helmet	2
#744	antique shield	2
#773	antique spear	2
#410	around the world	2
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#679	arrrgyle socks	2
#86	arse-a'fire elixir	2
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#112	asbestos crossbow string	2
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#47	asbestos meat stack	2
#997	asbestos ore	2
#262	asbestos staff	2
#108	asbestos stick	2
#303	asbestos sword	2
#121	asbestos sword hilt	2
#885	asparagus knife	2
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#451	aspirin	2
#469	asshat	2
#1062	astral mushroom	2
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#80	attention spanner	2
#64	automatic catapult	2
#1766	awful poetry journal	2
#278	bätzle	2
#1548	baby killer bee	2
#2046	baconstone	2
#239	baconstone bracelet	2
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#262	baconstone ring	1
#1421	badass belt	39
#830	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#467	bag of airline peanuts	65
#294	balaclava	2
#547	balaclava baklava	2
#1593	ball	2
#665	balloon monkey	2
#312	balloon sword	1
#525	ballroom blintz	2
#968	banana	2
#221	banana cream pie	2
#135	banana daiquiri	2
#565	banana peel	2
#285	banana smoothie	2
#141	banana spritzer	2
#150	banjo strings	2
#1058	bar skin	2
#57	bar whip	2
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#1800	barrrnacle	2
#367	barskin hat	1
#758	baseball	2
#151	basic meat spork	1
#824	bat guano	2
#170	bat haggis	2
#903	bat wing	2
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#606	batblade	2
#1074	batgut	2
#230	bean burrito	2
#199	beanbag chair	2
#924	beer bomb	2
#465	beer bong	2
#131	beer cartilage	2
#182	beer goggles	2
#561	beer helmet	2
#543	beer lens	2
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#853	big red clown nose	2
#348	big rock	2
#729	bilge wine	2
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#589	black & tan	1
#680	black candy heart	4
#565	black forest cake	2
#450	black forest ham	2
#534	black greaves	2
#695	black helmet	1
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#526	black pension check	2
#473	black pepper	2
#928	black pixel	2
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#522	black pudding	2
#667	black shield	1
#734	black snake skin	2
#670	black snowcone	2
#571	black sword	2
#801	blackberry	2
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#873	bloody beer	2
#816	bloody clown pants	2
#621	bloody mary	1
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#1181	blue pixel	2
#315	blue pixel potion	2
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1674	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#752	blue snowcone	2
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#213	bone collar	1
#488	bone rattle	2
#668	booty chest charrrm	2
#319	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#644	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#320	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#1171	bottle of gin	2
#4253	bottle of goofballs	2
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#538	bottle of popskull	2
#1438	bottle of rum	2
#1217	bottle of tequila	2
#1126	bottle of vodka	2
#1355	bottle of whiskey	2
#455	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#1036	bowl of cottage cheese	2
#952	box	2
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#96	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#299	boxed champagne	2
#1191	boxed wine	2
#247	brains casserole	1
#231	brass stinger	2
#591	brick	63
#646	briefcase	2
#232	broken carburetor	1
#1107	broken skull	2
#502	broken sword	2
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#445	bronzed locust	2
#581	brown sugar cane	2
#497	bubblewrap ore	2
#864	bubbly potion	2
#902	bugbear beanie	2
#893	bugbear bungguard	2
#496	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#937	bum cheek	2
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#514	bunch of square grapes	2
#337	bungle in the jungle	2
#374	buoybottoms	1
#442	cactus fruit	2
#438	calle de miel	2
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#401	can of maces	2
#164	can of starch	1
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#2358	candied yams	2
#656	cannonball charrrm	2
#536	canopic jar	2
#1591	capacitor relay	2
#1613	carbon nanotube frame	2
#547	carbonated water lily	2
#221	cardboard katana	2
#507	cardboard ore	2
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#496	carob chunk noodles	2
#625	carob chunks	2
#682	casino pass	2
#956	cast	2
#588	cat appendix	2
#727	catgut	2
#131	catsup	2
#569	centipede eggs	2
#1613	chaos butterfly	2
#1338	cheap plastic bottle opener	3
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#921	chef's hat	2
#166	chef-in-the-box	2
#560	cherry	2
#206	cherry pie	2
#703	chewing gum on a string	2
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#117	chisel	1
#493	chloroform rag	2
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#672	chopsticks	2
#530	chorizo brownies	2
#653	chorizo taco	2
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#871	chrome ore	2
#283	chrome staff	2
#372	chrome sword	2
#393	chunk of rock salt	2
#618	clockwork key	2
#871	cloudy potion	2
#388	clown hammer	76
#652	clown shoes	2
#722	clown skin	2
#241	cocktail onion	2
#1054	cocoa egg	2
#1148	cocoa eggshell fragment	2
#1183	coconut shell	2
#435	coffin lid	2
#1054	cog	2
#183	cog and sprocket assembly	2
#624	cold ninja mask	2
#312	cold nuggets	2
#229	cold powder	2
#327	cold wad	2
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#566	communications windchimes	2
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#486	concentrated magicalness pill	2
#604	cool mushroom	2
#653	cool whip	2
#645	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#390	corn holder	2
#705	cornuthaum	2
#1132	cranberries	2
#839	crazy little Turkish delight	2
#336	cream pie	2
#542	crowbarrr	2
#390	cup of primitive beer	2
#399	cursed black pearl onion	2
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#405	cursed bottle of rum	2
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#356	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#383	cursed sea biscuit	2
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#1246	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#618	cymbal syrup	2
#464	dance card	2
#878	dark potion	2
#1038	dead guy's watch	2
#693	decorative fountain	2
#555	defective skull	37
#605	dehydrated caviar	2
#148	delectable catalyst	2
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#825	demon skin	2
#1171	dense meat stack	2
#496	deodorant	2
#527	depantsing bomb	2
#644	desiccated apricot	2
#851	diamond-studded cane	2
#125	diamond-studded fronts	2
#507	didgeridooka	2
#164	digital key lime	2
#282	digital key lime pie	2
#209	dingy planks	1
#973	dirty hobo gloves	2
#1475	disassembled clover	2
#393	disbelief suspenders	2
#1650	disco ball	2
#1533	disco mask	2
#919	disease	2
#670	disembodied brain	2
#187	disembodied smile	2
#228	dishrag	2
#702	disintegrating quill pen	2
#417	disintegrating sheet music	2
#596	displaced fish	2
#490	distressed denim pants	2
#1717	disturbing fanfic	2
#510	divine blowout	2
#508	divine can of silly string	2
#410	divine champagne popper	2
#428	divine cracker	2
#503	divine noisemaker	2
#772	doll house	5
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#279	dope wheels	2
#395	double daisy	1
#680	drab sonata	2
#772	draggin' ball hat	2
#297	dreadlock whip	2
#649	dried face	2
#636	drum machine	2
#1066	dry noodles	2
#1677	drywall axe	2
#442	ducha de oro	2
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#2104	duct tape	2
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#923	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#946	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#1032	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#932	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#950	dusty bottle of Port	2
#842	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	3
#209	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	2
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#210	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	2
#189	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	2
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#323	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#189	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	2
#192	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	2
#201	dusty left clavicle	2
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#195	dusty left eleventh rib	2
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#307	dusty left fifth rib	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#197	dusty left fourth rib	2
#201	dusty left humerus	2
#297	dusty left radius	1
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#200	dusty left second front claw	2
#199	dusty left second rib	2
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#209	dusty left tibia	2
#207	dusty left twelfth rib	2
#193	dusty left ulna	2
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#285	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#185	dusty right clavicle	2
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#301	dusty right femur	1
#209	dusty right fifth rib	2
#191	dusty right first front claw	2
#184	dusty right first rib	2
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#294	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#202	dusty right fourth rib	2
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#197	dusty right kneecap	2
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#192	dusty right radius	2
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#198	dusty right second rear claw	2
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#203	dusty right third front claw	2
#199	dusty right third rear claw	2
#196	dusty right tibia	2
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#194	dusty right ulna	2
#198	dusty sacral vertebrae	2
#292	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#187	dusty second thoracic vertebra	2
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#205	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	2
#187	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	2
#196	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	2
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#314	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#179	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	2
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#191	dusty third cervical vertebra	2
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#719	eXtreme mittens	2
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#672	eXtreme scarf	2
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#865	effervescent potion	2
#229	eggbeater	2
#1025	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	2
#573	empty meat tank	2
#442	enchanted barbell	2
#499	enchanted bean	2
#489	enchanted toothpick	2
#581	encoder ring	21
#462	energy drink IV	2
#790	ennui-flavored potato chips	12
#599	enormous belt buckle	2
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#849	evil golden arch	2
#277	evil golden arches	2
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#397	explosion-flavored chewing gum	73
#376	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
#901	eye of newt	2
#255	eye-pod	2
#155	eyedrops of newt	2
#908	eyepatch	2
#806	f3d0r4	2
#265	facsimile dictionary	39
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#451	fake fake vomit	73
#442	fake hand	63
#217	false eyelashes	2
#779	fancy bath salts	2
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1136	fat stacks of cash	2
#2007	felt	2
#412	fermenting powder	1
#605	ferret bait	2
#672	fetid feather	2
#507	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#800	filthy corduroys	2
#775	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#1896	filthy lucre	2
#488	filthy pestle	2
#1350	fire	2
#431	fire poi	2
#557	fish-liver oil	2
#858	fizzy potion	2
#811	flaming crutch	2
#768	flaming feather	2
#237	flaming glowsticks	2
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#793	flaming talons	2
#527	flange	2
#828	flaregun	2
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#394	flat dough	2
#695	flirtatious feather	2
#732	flute of flat champagne	2
#366	foie gras	2
#632	foolscap fool's cap	2
#271	foon	1
#287	forest tears	2
#383	fortune cookie	2
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#704	frightful feather	2
#1015	frigid ninja stars	2
#274	frilly shirt	2
#680	frilly skirt	2
#727	frozen feather	2
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#236	fruit bowl	1
#149	full meat tank	1
#120	funky brass fez	2
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#542	furniture dolly	1
#1363	furry fur	2
#265	furry pants	2
#488	fuzzbump	2
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#498	ga-ga radio	2
#598	gas balloon	2
#565	gauze garter	2
#882	ghuol ears	2
#1173	ghuol egg	2
#461	ghuol egg quiche	2
#880	ghuol guolash	2
#196	ghuol-ear kabob	2
#66	giant book of ancient carols	2
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#454	giant foam finger	2
#543	giant moxie weed	2
#1119	giant needle	2
#1887	giant pinky ring	3
#136	gilded ancient cursed chest	2
#3307	gingerbread bugbear	2
#3043	gingerbread horror	2
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#1329	x-ray specs	2
#1183	yellow candy heart	2
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#1943	yellow snowcone	2
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1665	yeti fur	2
#1803	yo	2
#2047	yo-yo	2
#478	yohohoyo	2

Wow, that's 5,898 items total!

what items are this player missing?