Museum :: Presence

Presence

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1118	1-ball	2
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#1051	2-ball	2
#78	25-meat staff	2
#1080	3-ball	2
#891	30669 scroll	2
#1082	33398 scroll	2
#774	334 scroll	2
#1114	4-ball	2
#1077	5-ball	2
#1072	6-ball	2
#190	64067 scroll	2
#320	668 scroll	2
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1116	7-ball	2
#1975	8-ball	2
#401	9-ball	2
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#518	Amulet of Yendor	39
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#1966	Angry Farmer candy	2
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#674	Black No. 2	2
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#734	Bonerdagon necklace	15
#308	Boris's key lime pie	2
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
#828	Boss Bat britches	17
#1566	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#859	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#700	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#3597	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#1841	Daffy Taffy	2
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#1929	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#195	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#1502	Feynman gate	2
#444	Frat Army FGF	2
#168	Frogade	2
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#475	Gnollish pie server	2
#578	Gnollish pie tin	2
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#485	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#593	Gnollish toolbox	2
#944	Goodfella contract	2
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#117	Hell broth	2
#512	Hell ramen	2
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1796	Imp Ale	2
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#900	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#819	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#814	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#160	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
#1097	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#602	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#944	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#625	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#737	Knob Goblin seltzer	2
#104	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
#633	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#830	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#705	Knob mushroom	2
#570	Knob sausage	2
#903	Knoll mushroom	2
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#185	MSG	2
#1632	Mad Train wine	2
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#294	Manetwich	2
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#111	Meat maid body	2
#648	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#1001	Meleegra™ pills	2
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1059	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#236	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#275	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#850	Mohawk wig	2
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#913	Mountain Stream soda	2
#2547	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#158	ND	1
#303	NG	2
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#676	Orcish baseball cap	2
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#555	PADL Phone	2
#803	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#870	Ram's Face Lager	2
#2522	Rock Pops	2
#450	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#841	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#1028	Spam Witch sammich	2
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1816	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1217	Trollhouse cookies	2
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#237	WA	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#1038	Warm Subject gift certificate	2
#354	White Citadel fries	2
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2739	Yummy Tummy bean	4
#564	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#387	accidental cider	2
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#713	adder bladder	2
#616	all-purpose cleaner	2
#84	all-purpose flower	2
#67	alpha-mail pants	2
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#601	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#582	ancient protein powder	2
#458	ancient spice	2
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#549	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#535	ant agonist	2
#877	anticheese	2
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#721	antique greaves	2
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#743	antique helmet	2
#743	antique shield	2
#771	antique spear	2
#409	around the world	2
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#86	arse-a'fire elixir	2
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#110	asbestos crossbow string	2
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#47	asbestos meat stack	2
#997	asbestos ore	2
#262	asbestos staff	2
#106	asbestos stick	2
#303	asbestos sword	2
#118	asbestos sword hilt	2
#885	asparagus knife	2
#124	asparagus stir-fry	1
#451	aspirin	2
#468	asshat	2
#1063	astral mushroom	2
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#80	attention spanner	2
#64	automatic catapult	2
#1765	awful poetry journal	2
#278	bätzle	2
#1542	baby killer bee	2
#2045	baconstone	2
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#261	baconstone ring	1
#1420	badass belt	39
#830	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#469	bag of airline peanuts	65
#293	balaclava	2
#547	balaclava baklava	2
#1592	ball	2
#664	balloon monkey	2
#311	balloon sword	1
#524	ballroom blintz	2
#967	banana	2
#220	banana cream pie	2
#134	banana daiquiri	2
#564	banana peel	2
#285	banana smoothie	2
#141	banana spritzer	2
#149	banjo strings	2
#1059	bar skin	2
#57	bar whip	2
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#1796	barrrnacle	2
#367	barskin hat	1
#759	baseball	2
#151	basic meat spork	1
#823	bat guano	2
#168	bat haggis	2
#904	bat wing	2
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#606	batblade	2
#1075	batgut	2
#230	bean burrito	2
#199	beanbag chair	2
#924	beer bomb	2
#464	beer bong	2
#131	beer cartilage	2
#182	beer goggles	2
#559	beer helmet	2
#541	beer lens	2
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#852	big red clown nose	2
#345	big rock	2
#728	bilge wine	2
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#550	bit-o-cactus	2
#590	black & tan	1
#681	black candy heart	4
#565	black forest cake	2
#450	black forest ham	2
#534	black greaves	2
#694	black helmet	1
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#527	black pension check	2
#473	black pepper	2
#929	black pixel	2
#1463	black plastic oyster egg	2
#522	black pudding	2
#667	black shield	1
#734	black snake skin	2
#670	black snowcone	2
#570	black sword	2
#800	blackberry	2
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#874	bloody beer	2
#817	bloody clown pants	2
#622	bloody mary	1
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#1182	blue pixel	2
#315	blue pixel potion	2
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#753	blue snowcone	2
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#213	bone collar	1
#488	bone rattle	2
#667	booty chest charrrm	2
#319	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#644	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#322	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#564	bottle of alcohol	2
#1172	bottle of gin	2
#4255	bottle of goofballs	2
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#538	bottle of popskull	2
#1440	bottle of rum	2
#1218	bottle of tequila	2
#1127	bottle of vodka	2
#1356	bottle of whiskey	2
#455	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#1033	bowl of cottage cheese	2
#954	box	2
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#96	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#300	boxed champagne	2
#1191	boxed wine	2
#247	brains casserole	1
#231	brass stinger	2
#591	brick	63
#648	briefcase	2
#232	broken carburetor	1
#1107	broken skull	2
#501	broken sword	2
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#445	bronzed locust	2
#582	brown sugar cane	2
#498	bubblewrap ore	2
#864	bubbly potion	2
#903	bugbear beanie	2
#894	bugbear bungguard	2
#497	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#938	bum cheek	2
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#513	bunch of square grapes	2
#334	bungle in the jungle	2
#375	buoybottoms	1
#443	cactus fruit	2
#437	calle de miel	2
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#402	can of maces	2
#164	can of starch	1
#2395	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#2359	candied yams	2
#656	cannonball charrrm	2
#536	canopic jar	2
#1592	capacitor relay	2
#1613	carbon nanotube frame	2
#548	carbonated water lily	2
#222	cardboard katana	2
#507	cardboard ore	2
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#495	carob chunk noodles	2
#625	carob chunks	2
#682	casino pass	2
#956	cast	2
#588	cat appendix	2
#727	catgut	2
#131	catsup	2
#567	centipede eggs	2
#1612	chaos butterfly	2
#1338	cheap plastic bottle opener	3
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#919	chef's hat	2
#166	chef-in-the-box	2
#559	cherry	2
#204	cherry pie	2
#702	chewing gum on a string	2
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#321	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#116	chisel	1
#492	chloroform rag	2
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#670	chopsticks	2
#530	chorizo brownies	2
#653	chorizo taco	2
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#870	chrome ore	2
#283	chrome staff	2
#372	chrome sword	2
#391	chunk of rock salt	2
#618	clockwork key	2
#869	cloudy potion	2
#390	clown hammer	76
#652	clown shoes	2
#723	clown skin	2
#241	cocktail onion	2
#1050	cocoa egg	2
#1148	cocoa eggshell fragment	2
#1181	coconut shell	2
#435	coffin lid	2
#1053	cog	2
#183	cog and sprocket assembly	2
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#310	cold nuggets	2
#229	cold powder	2
#327	cold wad	2
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#565	communications windchimes	2
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#486	concentrated magicalness pill	2
#603	cool mushroom	2
#653	cool whip	2
#642	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#389	corn holder	2
#704	cornuthaum	2
#1131	cranberries	2
#840	crazy little Turkish delight	2
#335	cream pie	2
#541	crowbarrr	2
#389	cup of primitive beer	2
#399	cursed black pearl onion	2
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#406	cursed bottle of rum	2
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#355	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#383	cursed sea biscuit	2
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#620	cymbal syrup	2
#464	dance card	2
#877	dark potion	2
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#693	decorative fountain	2
#556	defective skull	37
#606	dehydrated caviar	2
#148	delectable catalyst	2
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#825	demon skin	2
#1173	dense meat stack	2
#496	deodorant	2
#526	depantsing bomb	2
#643	desiccated apricot	2
#852	diamond-studded cane	2
#125	diamond-studded fronts	2
#507	didgeridooka	2
#164	digital key lime	2
#279	digital key lime pie	2
#209	dingy planks	1
#972	dirty hobo gloves	2
#1475	disassembled clover	2
#393	disbelief suspenders	2
#1648	disco ball	2
#1531	disco mask	2
#920	disease	2
#670	disembodied brain	2
#187	disembodied smile	2
#228	dishrag	2
#704	disintegrating quill pen	2
#417	disintegrating sheet music	2
#596	displaced fish	2
#490	distressed denim pants	2
#1717	disturbing fanfic	2
#508	divine blowout	2
#506	divine can of silly string	2
#410	divine champagne popper	2
#428	divine cracker	2
#502	divine noisemaker	2
#772	doll house	5
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#279	dope wheels	2
#395	double daisy	1
#680	drab sonata	2
#771	draggin' ball hat	2
#297	dreadlock whip	2
#649	dried face	2
#634	drum machine	2
#1065	dry noodles	2
#1677	drywall axe	2
#441	ducha de oro	2
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#2109	duct tape	2
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#923	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#944	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#1031	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#932	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#950	dusty bottle of Port	2
#840	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	3
#208	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	2
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#209	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	2
#189	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	2
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#322	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#188	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	2
#192	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	2
#199	dusty left clavicle	2
#282	dusty left eighth rib	1
#195	dusty left eleventh rib	2
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#302	dusty left first rib	1
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#197	dusty left fourth rib	2
#200	dusty left humerus	2
#297	dusty left radius	1
#293	dusty left scapula	1
#200	dusty left second front claw	2
#199	dusty left second rib	2
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#208	dusty left tibia	2
#206	dusty left twelfth rib	2
#193	dusty left ulna	2
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#282	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#185	dusty right clavicle	2
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#300	dusty right femur	1
#209	dusty right fifth rib	2
#191	dusty right first front claw	2
#184	dusty right first rib	2
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#293	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#201	dusty right fourth rib	2
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#196	dusty right kneecap	2
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#191	dusty right radius	2
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#197	dusty right second rear claw	2
#293	dusty right second rib	1
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#298	dusty right sixth rib	1
#203	dusty right third front claw	2
#199	dusty right third rear claw	2
#195	dusty right tibia	2
#314	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#194	dusty right ulna	2
#197	dusty sacral vertebrae	2
#291	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#304	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#187	dusty second thoracic vertebra	2
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#205	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	2
#187	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	2
#195	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	2
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#313	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#179	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	2
#300	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#191	dusty third cervical vertebra	2
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#718	eXtreme mittens	2
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#670	eXtreme scarf	2
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#865	effervescent potion	2
#228	eggbeater	2
#1025	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	2
#573	empty meat tank	2
#443	enchanted barbell	2
#498	enchanted bean	2
#487	enchanted toothpick	2
#582	encoder ring	21
#461	energy drink IV	2
#790	ennui-flavored potato chips	12
#600	enormous belt buckle	2
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#848	evil golden arch	2
#276	evil golden arches	2
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#398	explosion-flavored chewing gum	73
#374	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
#901	eye of newt	2
#255	eye-pod	2
#154	eyedrops of newt	2
#907	eyepatch	2
#806	f3d0r4	2
#265	facsimile dictionary	39
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#453	fake fake vomit	73
#443	fake hand	63
#217	false eyelashes	2
#778	fancy bath salts	2
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1140	fat stacks of cash	2
#2007	felt	2
#412	fermenting powder	1
#605	ferret bait	2
#670	fetid feather	2
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#799	filthy corduroys	2
#773	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#1898	filthy lucre	2
#487	filthy pestle	2
#1344	fire	2
#431	fire poi	2
#556	fish-liver oil	2
#855	fizzy potion	2
#811	flaming crutch	2
#768	flaming feather	2
#237	flaming glowsticks	2
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#793	flaming talons	2
#527	flange	2
#827	flaregun	2
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#394	flat dough	2
#694	flirtatious feather	2
#732	flute of flat champagne	2
#364	foie gras	2
#631	foolscap fool's cap	2
#269	foon	1
#286	forest tears	2
#383	fortune cookie	2
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#702	frightful feather	2
#1015	frigid ninja stars	2
#274	frilly shirt	2
#680	frilly skirt	2
#726	frozen feather	2
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#236	fruit bowl	1
#149	full meat tank	1
#120	funky brass fez	2
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#540	furniture dolly	1
#1363	furry fur	2
#264	furry pants	2
#487	fuzzbump	2
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#497	ga-ga radio	2
#598	gas balloon	2
#565	gauze garter	2
#882	ghuol ears	2
#1173	ghuol egg	2
#462	ghuol egg quiche	2
#878	ghuol guolash	2
#196	ghuol-ear kabob	2
#66	giant book of ancient carols	2
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#1275	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1920	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1146	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#452	giant foam finger	2
#543	giant moxie weed	2
#1118	giant needle	2
#1887	giant pinky ring	3
#134	gilded ancient cursed chest	2
#3305	gingerbread bugbear	2
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
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#2050	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#1946	yellow snowcone	2
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1666	yeti fur	2
#1803	yo	2
#2046	yo-yo	2
#478	yohohoyo	2

Wow, that's 5,898 items total!

what items are this player missing?