| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #146 | Ancient Saucehelm | 11 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1569 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #97 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 9 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1571 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #291 | Misty Robe | 3 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #434 | Newbiesport™ tent | 2 |
| #98 | Newman's Own Trousers | 9 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #393 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #105 | ancient calendar fragment | 2 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #271 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2994 | badass belt | 15 |
| #1800 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #410 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #423 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #577 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1263 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1097 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1730 | duct tape | 5 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #209 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
| #982 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #375 | fuzzy earmuffs | 4 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #241 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #5339 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1265 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #457 | old sweatpants | 158 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1005 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #828 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #211 | slime convention swag bag | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1810 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #34 | tiny do-rag | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |
| #467 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |