| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
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| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #605 | batblade | 2 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |