| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #507 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2370 | badass belt | 21 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #606 | batblade | 2 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2700 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #748 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1401 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #389 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |